I was just flashed

Mardi Gras Story So my house backs up to a road that gets high traffic due to the parade happening downtown. There I am, in my driveway after my walk, minding my own business, and driving past there’s big Bubba in the passenger side of this big pick up. He proceeds to stretch himself out the window to flash me his big pale hairy man boobs, scream “YEA BABY”, and throw me a purple bead which, to his credit, landed almost right at me feet. 🤣