I am going to throw hands

With whomever from Corporate booked my flight that had me have to get to the airport at 5:00AM this morning. It's so strange, before I've always ended up booking my flight and just charging it to the company card, I have no clue why this one was booked for me, and why the flight time is so foul. Also this sounds so bad, but I am sitting here surrounded by all these military Navy men, and the one gay one that sounds like he is on Drag Race is screaming about random shit being annoying and waking everyone up. The gays really don't let us have any rest. Also my Dunking cost me 25...... Literally they just moved my fucking gate to 20 minutes across the airport omg AMERICAN IS SO FOUL I WANT MY UNITED Also o_o thanks for the gift king.