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ill never forget
straight, married, & have a combined income over 120k a year
please tag any straight men over 28
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ill never forget
after f*cking that guy from Zwooper he looked me dead in the eye and said "i dont even feel like i accomplished anything cus your name isnt even really brookie"
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Lmao?
he said "not now babe i have to coffee break cop real quick"
Did he scream “brookie” while looking at your cookie
Pipes unfortunately not
LMFAO