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if u don’t click on every blog

o_o      ❤ 53    ▲2

like I do, you risk the chance of not seeing the craziest comments said by human kind. yawnha s blog for example

YOU TURN OUT TO BE THE

Kimmie      ❤ 4    ▲0

BEST THING I NEVER HAADDDDDDDDDDDDDD oh how much i love old beyoncé

Skinnisha Survivor - Airing now!

skinny      ❤ 29    ▲0

https://discord.gg/8jDtaPM2 Join the discord server to participate in a draft game - the winner will receive 5000 koinz!

Episode 1: downeaster Selects Golden Star Episode 2: guicoelho is eliminated against ghutch Episode 3: broncosrule1999 is eliminated against Benopolis Episode 4: opulence is eliminated against Marquis Episode 5: downeaster is eliminated against Benopolis Episode 6: Marquis is eliminated against Benopolis Episode 7: MrsChloeKayCecci is eliminated against Jdaddy Episode 8: aronice is eliminated against ghutch Episode 9: Benopolis is eliminated against ghutch Finale Part 1: PureEssence is eliminated against Jdaddy Finale Part 2: Jdaddy is the Winner of Arena against Runner-Up ghutch

Before your flights? I used to get an hour early but I’m kinda at the point where I’m a 10 min before the gate closes kinda person bc I fucking hattte waiting at an airport and being surrounded by the worlds dumbest people

cherry tried to cancel me

Oh      ❤ 53    ▲2

she lost of course, yes! so blocked me instead

B4 I take a drug test.

I was scared

LoSeR      ❤ 20    ▲0

Of dentists and the dark......

throwback to when

o_o      ❤ 60    ▲2

oh changed their name to suicide and almost got kovaze cancelled by a bunch of happy people

Hiii you tiny toots! Thought I'd repost a little get to know me vlog! So excited to slay another island and make memories for a lifetime <3

Reality Show Showdown

JJ26      ❤ 36    ▲0

It's time to ask the ultimate question, which reality show is better? Big Brother or Survivor? I'm curious what you all have to say.

An iconic Kovaze newcomer

venharim      ❤ 53    ▲4

Welcome her she slayed so hard in Frenzy downeaster

I’m so excited

Ethan      ❤ 19    ▲0

To be in Mexico for Noche de Los Grandes tonight like yes let me be a part of the culture I love it

im not saying shes bad

opulence      ❤ -1    ▲0

but im also not saying she's good, im just saying

Turned 31 today.

Cray      ❤ 112    ▲11

Seems like a nice number. I'll take it.

TOP BLOGS

I had the unique pleasure of coming out to watch the very first episode of SKINNISHA SURVIVOR unfold live and in person. My good sisters reached out to me shortly after planning began, leaning on the bond we built during our Stars game and asked if I wanted to come through for a front row seat to the first ever season of this iconic, historic, groundbreaking Kovaze franchise. So me and lolicapolica did what needed to be done. We plopped our lawn chairs right down in the sand, got seated, got hydrated. And watched the premier. Then I heard heels clacking and clicking I thought who could this be... Then I saw Posterboy Desh Glitter and Amandasings04 walking over the horizon to watch with us and felt instantly under dressed. The tribal flags are these weird skull looking things, and I’m not loving them........honestly. The beach has this gorgeous sunset hue, and then the flags are just… jarring. But it’s still early production, so maybe theyll film better than they look FACE TO FACE. The tribe names I would have to copy and paste because they are kinda difficult. I think one is vertebrae like the bone which reeks of lolicapolica doing............ Here is my opinion on all the cast mates. Greedy : People tend to overlook Greedy a lot in games. I know one of the critiques he hass gotten in the past is that he always seems to sheep the same friend group. BUT I have to ask: is it sheeping, or is it LOYALTY? Loyalty can take you far in a game, especially when you’re surrounded by messy players. From my experience playing with him in some ancient VMR mess of a production, Greedy was doing exactly what Greedy needed to do to survive. Thats the mark of a real gameplayer. I think people are going to underestimate him, and theyre going to pay for it. CupidStunt : I have no idea who this woman is. She has one of the funniest and best usernames I've seen in a while. Instantly one of my top favorites. I will be rooting hard for MRS CUPID STUNT.... BUT I don't know much about her. She did arrive in a skin tight latex blue dress with her titties out, and massive wedge heels. She seem unfazed by the environment. She also always knew where the cameras were. AngieKStan Angie proving once again that she is staying booked and blessed. I wonder how much she got paid for her appearance fee, because we all know AngieKStan is here to play. It’s just a matter of who she wants to play with. Angie is a mover and a shaker, a comp threat, and a social queen. She won’t get easily spooked, and she will absolutely bring the drama. I have a slight suspicion a significant portion of the budget was used to secure her, and that’s exactly why we ended up with these horror movie flags. Benopolis An OG. One of the OGs. Notorious. Loved. Hated. Iconic. Opinionated. Fearless. Ben serves original, early era Tengaged camp. I love having Benopolis in a game because you already know he is going to make everybody work for it. Girls love to float, but you cannot do that with Mrs. OP in the game. She will clock it. She will call it out. She will take you out And at any given moment, Benopolis can cause just enough drama to throw the entire island into utter chaos, which I personally love. I’m down hard Sexytex The one and only BIG MRS Tex, one of the best to ever do it. Never, and I mean never, underestimate THE TEX. She will eat you up, spit you out, and somehow you will love her for doing it. She just gags me because every game she is in, people convince themselves Sexy wont win, and then you blink and you re sipping mimosas in the jury house while Mrs. Tex is walking away with a million dollars. MrsChloeKayCecci I live for the MRSCHOLEKAYCECCI DOCUMENTED RACE SEASON 45 EPISODE 304, or whatever number we are on at this point. I sit up straight when I see her enroll in a game because I do not want a low placement on that Google chart she is about to blog two minutes after the game ends. Im not even talking about her gameplay right now because she gags me so much with those blogs alone, and I think they are underappreciated and underplussed. You should all be fighting for your lives to win a MRSCHOLEKAYCECCI documented season. Frostbite I dont think there is anyone better at causing utter chaos than Mrs. Frostbite. Ive played with THE BITE, played against THE BITE, fought in the trenches with THE BITE, and together we sent some nasty people packing through the power of MODVESTIGATION. She is also integral to the Esperanza community, and above all else...... she is entertaining.......and we need entertainment. It gags me up because sometimes I know Mrs. Dylan is trolling, and the girls still eat it up, get bamboozled by her shenanigans. IronMuffin I have no fucking clue who you are. Looked at your game record and it EATS. I always love seeing someone I dont know on this website. The amount of times Ive been sent home in games by someone, and I am like the FUCK WAS THAT. I hope you gag the girls up. I want to see a big name get taken out by a cheeky IRONMUFFINBLINDSIDE Ethan I am in one or two Discord chats with you and you stay armed and ready. I mean the second someone comes for your judis, you are on the blogs page attacking them and arguing with anyone who dares to comment. That is tenacity. That is gall. I love a user who speaks their mind and will go for the jugular of friends and foes alike, which means I already know you are going to eat this game up. CARGO JEANS ON THE SHORES OF AN AFRICAN BEACH IS AN ODD CHOICE Miami You support me.....so I will always support you. I am absolutely going to sneak you some chips, rice, or whatever little survival snack I can get my hands on if you start getting down in the dumps. I know I can run faster than skinny and tisha, so they will not be able to stop me. I hope you are doing well all things considered, and you better enjoy this game. But girl we gotta get you some new outfits so you look like a MAN PLAYING SURVIVOR, and not a racially ambiguous bi guy who is dressed for some alt punk concert with a girl named Rihannon and a white twink. Fancy I was like.........WHO IS THIS..... and then I looked at your profile and immediately realized, I KNOW THIS ICON. So excuse me for my momentary lapse in judgment. It is getting hot out here, and Lolicapolica brat of a baby is crying, so my focus is not where it needs to be. You have that AI guy you post pictures of, and he eats every single time and you gag up games on top of that. I kind of just want to work with you in a game so we can have a cunt little AI picture of our avatars eating berries or catching fish in Royale. Honey I was talking to Cocoa when you typed Is this Cocoabean?.......and she was like...... “WHO IS HONEY?...... and I was like..... GIRL, IT’S HONEY, WDYM WHO IS HONEY? Then I remembered she is just getting established here, so I had to explain like, “Deena, girl, Mrs. Kentucky.” I love you so much because you used to be a problem on Gage. I mean girl you would just come for everyone and now you are so sweet, kind, mature, grownup, and cunt. A true doll. Then out of nowhere you will still snatch a bitchs weave and the BEST part is you are correct every single time. GABCO We dont really play games together, but we have definitely been in games together and every single time you send me packing with ease. Social game and strong in comps....... Girl, I start shaking when Gabco is here. Im curious to see how you do since I dont really know your friend group, but you munch me up every time, so Im sure you are going to munch some of these girls up too. ALSO WE NEED TO TALK TISHA AND SKINNY WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THE GIRLS ARE WEARING SURVIVOR FITS BEFORE DOING PHOTOS GAB HONEY WHY ARE YOU IN MACKLEMORE FIT o_o This dumbass fuckwad but iconic as FUCK USER NAME. YOU SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED IN ANY GAME EVER. I MEAN EVER EVER EVER EVER. People still do you and munch them up. I don't tell you often, but you are one of the funniest people on the website. I just cackle anytime you blog or post anything. I give you a hard time but I am truly an o_o HARDCORE STAN. You work like once every two years so I am sure you will be able to eat this game up with your full attention. Do this for bunny Jadennator1 I dont think we have ever really interacted and if we have I am sorry I forgot. We definitely run in different circles. You are so classy. Every time I see you play, you play loyal for your friends, and for some people that means making bad moves. You dont do that. You can play loyal and still make the right moves. I honestly dont even know how hard you try, you seem to just skip and hop your way into the finals, and then munch like it was the easiest thing youve done all week. fanaticlegend Not the host giving you SHADE IN THEIR INTRODUCTION AND YOU ACTUALLY ARE DRESSED FOR THE BEACH. INTERESTING........ Noted production. I think people will overlook you in this cast. LET THEM. THEN BUNDLE THEM UP AND SEND THEM PACKING. IM JUST SHAKING IN MY ESPERANZA ON THIS BEACH FOR YOU....... I STOOD UP AND CLAPPED lolicapolica stayed sitting. Mochalatte Apparently TIKTOK star IDK ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. If true SERVE, get that influencer coin, get the bag, I wish you don't have to work an actual job ever. Every single time I see your avatar is fucking SLAYS, I've never seen you miss a fit, and you KNOW HOW TO BLOG, AND HOW TO PLAY THE GAME. You are true KOVAZIAN SOCIALITE. I see where the other half of the budget went. theworldofjj No clue who you are SORRY. THAT JUST MEANS BLANK SLATE A CHANCE TO MAKE YOUR MARK. DON'T PLAY SCARED, DONT BE INTIMIDATED, AND GOBBLE SOME OF THESE VETERAN HOES UP. Motherfart The avi is CAMP AND FASHION. Camp girls can give FASHION, but fashion girls can NEVER GIVE GOOD CAMP. You can do both like Amandasings04 WHICH MEANS ICON. Also the name is iconic. For the gag of it all, you are my top pick to win. Motherfart I HAVE FAITH IN YOU. Also a ditto profile gif, and CIRIE ESPERANZA STLYED WITH THOSE MASSIVE KISS TITS. You could quit day one and still get invited back for all stars. Lewis You crack me up. I have never seen someone so willing to randomly come for someone. I could be sitting peacefully doing nothing, and you will just terrorize me just to terrorize me. You can dish it, and TAKE IT, without getting to salty. It makes for good television. I also remember you in CELEBS waking up at the buttcrack of dawn and just choosing to NUKE ME AND THREE OTHER PEOPLE IN A POLL JUST BECAUSE. You flopped out soon after but you can and will MAKE BIG MOVES. I'm expecting drama and blindsides from you............. DONT LET ME DOWN ALSO FLOP AVATAR AGAIN JEANS ON THE BEACH BITCH SKINNY AND TISHA DEMAND CHANGES AND RESHOOT THE PHOTOS venharim I HAVE SPENT HOURS PLAYING YOUR FUCKING SIMS, THEY GAG ME SO MUCH. I am sorry. I am not going to talk about this game, and how I think you will do. THOSE SIMS GAG ME GIRL SO FUCKING GOOD, I WAS PLAYING THEM THINKING IT WAS GOING TO BE QUICK GIRL ONE NIGHT I WAS UP TILL 2:00AM PLAYING FUCKING FINAL GIRL ISLAND. Marwane You are absolutely fucking hilarious. I love MARWANE I will never not love MARWANE. You had all that drama for JUST KILLING that person to snag the royale win. Something about rock paper scissors, or something IDK. WDYM ROCK PAPER SCISSORS ITS ROYALE FINAL 2. You got that win, which means I know you are here to compete, you could be and underdog winner. I HAVE SEEN YOU JUST FLOP THOUGH..... PLEASE DONT UNBIAS OPINIONS : I think the production value is CUNT, THE FLAG ARE FUGLY I WILL NOT BACK DOWN. THE AI IMAGE AND VIBES ARE VERY GOOD THOUGH, FLAGS FUGGO..... Tisha had SKINNY TYPING AND POSTING AND WORKING LIKE A DOG. While she stood and posed in the sand. It's very well ran though, and I can tell the GAME IS GOING TO BE DRAMA. I wish we got an immediate challenge and and IMMEDIATE VOTE. Next SEASON DONT GIVE THE GIRLS TIME TO SETTLE IN GET THEM TO WORK.

I actually LOLed

Cherry      ❤ 272    ▲15

in the year 2026 y'all are going to fat shame a woman on the blogs page because she isn't good at holey? Shakes my fat vegetarian tits.

The Shapes Theory

Britt      ❤ 194    ▲13

I have a theory about Shapes that I need to talk about. I can't prove it, but I swear this happens and I do believe shapes is secretly making fun of us. Whenever I get one wrong, the shape I clicked suddenly becomes the correct answer on the very next round. Let's say I confidently click stars. Wrong. BA-DA-DUM Then the next group appears and it's like the game is saying: "No, STUPID. THIS is what mostly stars looks like." It feels like the game is personally trying to educate me after every mistake. Maybe it's coincidence or I'm just looking for patterns because I don't like being wrong and I'm trying to self sabotage... All I know is that every time I miss one, I fully expect that shape to be the next correct answer about 90% of the time. I call it The Shapes Theory. Like I said, I have no evidence, but please tell me some of you have noticed it too?

Going through it

Miami      ❤ 186    ▲9

About 2 months ago my father blacked out while driving and took out three vehicles in a parking lot. He's lost nearly 40 pounds since the beginning of April without trying and can't lift his arms at all. We've been to several doctor's to try and figure out what's causing everything. Wednesday we got the results back from the oncologist and ruled out a thyroid issue and cancer, thankfully. But, the big scary possible diagnosis from his neurologist is still on the table - which is ALS. This man has been my hero my entire life and I always looked at him as a superhero. To see him struggle to do basic tasks is so hard for me. My brothers are not responsible or even reliable, so I'm having to deal with everything on my own and ensure he's getting to all his appointments since he's not longer able to drive. I put on this brave front in order to deal with the tasks at hand and put my feelings and emotions on the backburner, because I have to. But, I've hit the bottle quite a bit tonight and I'm just not in a good place at all. I'm worried for my Dad and even more scared of losing him.

anyone a dream reader

brookie      ❤ 168    ▲17

in my dream last night my toe nails and finger nails kept falling off help what does this mean

I wish

Britt      ❤ 159    ▲5

I could click the little heart on blogs that is sitting right there instead of having to click on the blog to plus it; I feel like I'd go on a rage plus mission more often. Most blogs are readable without clicking anyway because they are short, like this one!

im tipsy

joeburrow      ❤ 136    ▲29

do u want an ominous opinion thewoman - thewoman is so loyal i do love thewoman and have very vague memories of our tg interactions but know you are an #ally venusvafa - ur avi is always tearing it up i honestly know nothing about u but love seeing venusvafa as my race partner a diva glitter - I REALLY DO LIKE YOU!!!! PLEASE forgive me for any wrong doings in speedy survivor like 5 of y friends were on the same tribe and i felt horribvle that i fucked u over multiple times........i stan glitter tayvie - so u were unfortunately the funniest person in that special race to me when u forgot to play the first comp and traumatized the fuck out of spartagow you were the main character of it idk venharim - honestly.......celebs 8 is my trauma idk i think u were an assassin (?) and GOOD FOR U! i think we maybe talked a couple of times and im sure it was fun <3 BUT FUCK U FOR KILLING ME melodrama - u unfortunately make me giggle so bad like i was laughing so hard at drunk melodrama last night.......and ur kind of the loml and my worst enemy its rly passionate spikedcurley - one of my very first frookies allies ever on tg and that is so special to me u will forever be a legend in my heart geneva divas forever cherry - honestly on tg i think we had beef over survivor or something but on kovaze i simply love cherry and want her to hold on tight in every arena im so hgappy u lead the campaign to BAN WEIGHTLIFTING FOREVER!!!!!! marquis - i also dk you really but i was ready 2 die for you in special race no partner push was going to make me get rid of u we were having the time of our lives... bim - bim bom boom boom bim bop bam the type im shit im on u wouldnt even understand ! u look fierce luxray - mommy's little psycho <3333333 i love u sm and how we can bond over our hatred for matt mittens i cant wait for u to come to US again jdaddy - i was going to preach about how much ily but u nominayed me in a frenzy and it felt personal so frick u space - djd u know the ISS is 250 miles away in space and the great wall of china is 13k miles long melanie - mom loves ur random snaps and ur seashell necklace jadennator1 - i do think we would be friends irl we like a lot of the same things and i think ur an icon a pretty funny queen aries - IM MAD AT U FOR KILLING ME OFF IN CELEBS 8 HOE! but i love u regardless whatever geneva diva containment - ur avi is balding im scared i need to get u a hair transplant in turkey hwest14 - hey yall ahm houston :) i love u sm ur such a bright light and did the best special games on this website. u seem like so much fun too irl i just know we'd have a grand ole time christos - my fave stars ally ever kind of idk i just get so excited to interact with christos life of the party i just know you're so fun irl

it's not that deep bro

Cherry      ❤ 135    ▲14

Also LMAO @ anyone seeing ME as their partners and thinking "let me grab this stiletto power up first" then whining about it being a waste.

i just moved into my bf's house

Bagel      ❤ 135    ▲9

and we have a room exclusively for our cats so thats where we put their feeder, water bowl and litter boxes... we have a latch on the door that leaves a gap so the dogs don't get inside but then guess what? my fucking fat ass cat is way too fat to fit inside the gap and bf aint here today and idk the solution to that... i cant leave her litter box out of the room cuz my dog LOVES to eat cat shit for some fucking reason idk im overwhelmed.... OH NOT TO MENTION MY FAT CAT ELLE WOODS SHAT HERSELF ON THE WAY TO MY BF'S HOUSE SO I HAD TO FIGHT HER IN THE BATHTUB AND THEN THE BITCH RAN STRAIGHT TO THE LITTERBOX RIGHT AFTER AND GOT LITTER STUCK ALL OVER HER FUR SO I SPENT A GOOD HOUR TRIMMING HER FUR what a day.

let's be serious for a minute

Amandasings04      ❤ 126    ▲6

any time angiekstan and I are logged out for more than 12 hours I come back to see the most boring blogs page of all time with like 75 points at the bottom of the top blogs. less than 200 points on the top bog?? and then y'all have the nerve to say I blog too much. I Do Too Much Because You Do Too Little.

i love ozempic

brookie      ❤ 114    ▲6

i ate 4 mozzarella sticks for dinner and im truly disgusted at the thought of anymore food but a year ago fatty fatty unemployment benefits o'clock me would have been heating up chicken nuggets & fries in the air fryer and making cookies in the oven

Turned 31 today.

Cray      ❤ 112    ▲11

Seems like a nice number. I'll take it.

Hello! I'll post and translate some of the things that happened in RuPiggy's Drag Race on the blogs page. It is a game mainly focused on latin culture and entirely in portuguese, but I'd like for more people to engage with it if possible :) Judges Panel: Robyn, Liquor, me & Ribs Mini Challenge 2: Banheira da RuRu P.S.: This challenge is supposed to rework an important pentacle in Brazilian television culture from the 90s, where beautiful women had to fight with muscular men for a bar of soap. In this challenge, the queens were asked to pose with our Pit Crew, and the funniest/sexiest photo would win. Winner: Galileia Pavanelli Gabbes Prior to this week runway’s challenge, Elba Tiúma (manyomash) shared the devastating news that she would no longer compete in this season’s challenges, due to personal/family reasons. We respect Elba and hope that she feels welcome to join us anytime soon! Runway 3: Buteco da RuPiggy’s (RuPiggy’s Street Bar) P.S.: Street bars (butecos) are a famous part of brazilian culture, in which the most common denominators are plastic tables/chairs, cold beer, TV broadcasting soccer, pastel and/or fried food. LABOO BUBBA (WIN) bubba LITTLE ICE CUBE (HIGH) akaliuchis UFFIZI LUX (HIGH) Stayc ASTRA BLUE (SAFE) teago NIX ÉTER (SAFE) Maris SAPHIRA SHOCK (SAFE) Gabs BELLA NOVA (SAFE) velour GALILEIA PAVANELLI (SAFE) Gabbes KIMMIE YORK (SAFE) Kimmie SONG-A MONGA (BTM3) Seong MIN' CHACOTA (ELIM) Motomami MISS BOLT (ELIM) muribolt Nix Éter returned to the competition as part of the “Phantom Queen” twist, taking Elba Tiúma’s place. LIP SYNC: Beth Carvalho - Vou Festejar Miss Bolt, for personal reasons, has decided not to compete in the bottom 3 lip sync, and was sent home before the bottom 2 would lip sync. Between Song-A Monga and Min’ Chacota, the judges felt Min’ Chacota delivered less of the song in her outfit, therefore, she was also sent home. MISS BOLT ELIM PHOTO: MIN’ CHACOTA ELIM PHOTO: For more information and to watch the complete episode, subscribe to KovazeWow here: https://kovaze.com/group_thread/144 Who's your favorite?

Shakes my fat vegetarian tits

brookie      ❤ 101    ▲4

My Name Truth

spartagow      ❤ 101    ▲3

So there was this game on the App Store called game of war. It was fucking nuts. If anyone played it you had to spend money to keep up and basically you were in a kingdom part of an alliance blah blah blah. My name on there was sparta. So then I threw gow (game of war) on the end and there spartagow was born

Well

VenusVafa      ❤ 101    ▲2

Glitter basically said I was fat and ugly … Didn’t this get her banned last time ??