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and i will predict your 2026 with my crystal ball
Morgan - you are going to get your lick back a lot this year. Along with money, success, fame and money.
sexytex - after a huge epiphany in April that you are in fact not so sexy after all, you will start to invest into plastic surgery. but it wont be enough. you need to be rigged out from the inside out. you are rotten to the fucking core and i am going to pray really hard for you. Prayers up!
fire - you will remain unemployed but 2027 is looking bright
venusvafa - you will lose everything, but your saving grace is that your comp scores will get slightly better
medusaluh - you will continue providing stolen babies to satan, in order to keep your extremely high lifestyle.
marieeve - you will have a huge awakening this summer that i am your daughter. mommy it's me!! remember when you left me at a bus stop? I'm back bitch.
frostbite - you will have a lot of dragons to slay this year baby, its gonna be a bumpy ride. but as always you will end up on top. or on the bottom, whatever you prefer, ugh ugh uhg nyes nyes nyes!!!
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Your 2026 will be filled with everything you want! This is OUR year #BaddiePower
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