There is no one worse than a clown.

Think of the worst person you've ever met, the ones you haven't met but have only read about because of how legendary their depravity became, all the suffering a human body can endure. All of it pales in comparison to the clown. The clown is the single most wretched being the Earth has ever conceived. The planet became diseased on the day the clown was born. The human race must function as the planet's immune system and consume the clown before it consumes them first.