Story Time

I was at a Pickleball tournament, and I was like let me check Grindr and see if there are any hot pickleball players around. There was not, there never is, most pickleball players are ugly, minus me, because I'm not ugly. Trust me. However, I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I SAW MY BEST FRIENDS HUSBAND..........................ON GRINDR, I WAS SO FUCKING SHELL SHOCKED, and I was watching his MATCH and the GRINDR profile was LIKE 0 FEET AWAY FROM ME, AND MATCHED HIS NAME, I WAS LIKE OMG, so I screenshotted, and then I had to go play my match, and like I did not feel like it was appropriate to be like ruin their marriage at a Pickleball Tournament, like they were there with their kids. However, like of course I am going to tell her, like your husband is a you know what, you know, and is cheating on you, and girl he is kinda ugly, so like you can't put up with this. Like if you are going to cheat you need to be hot at least, how you going to be ugly AND UNFAITHFUL. HOWEVER, it turns out she KNEW all along, because he is BISEXUAL, and sometimes has sex with guys, and she is fine with that, and they have a happy marriage, and I can't judge I'm single writing a blog on Kovaze. They slay though lowkey, me and her got cheesecake and mimosas the other day. IDK why I felt like sharing this story, and if you read, big hugs stay safe