[DISCLAIMER]

My account exists first and foremost as satire. Everything I post, say, or interact with is intentionally exaggerated, sarcastic, or tongue-in-cheek. The persona I use online is not a literal reflection of my beliefs, emotions, or real-world behavior, and none of my content should be read as sincere instruction, factual authority, or serious commentary. Sarcasm, irony, and absurdity are the core of how I communicate here. I often lean into overstatement, playful contradiction, and dry humor that is meant to be read with a critical and lighthearted lens. If something sounds extreme, dramatic, or confidently ridiculous, that is almost always the point. Because of this, I want to offer a clear and respectful content warning: if you are a neurodivergent individual who does not easily detect sarcasm, irony, or satirical tone, please do not take what I say or do as serious truth. My posts are not meant to be interpreted literally, emotionally, or as statements of intent. This boundary is important for everyone’s well-being. I’m not interested in misleading, upsetting, or confusing people—only in participating through humor and satire. If that style of communication isn’t accessible or enjoyable for you, it’s completely okay to disengage. Clarity and consent in how we interact online matter.