HELP GREECE!

Greece is currently facing an unexpected environmental crisis: Dimitra’s legendary bad breath has officially reached “mythological disaster” status. Scientists are still debating whether it’s stronger than the Minotaur, but one thing is clear, even the gods on Mount Olympus are asking for breath mints. If this continues, the country might have to declare a national emergency… or at least invest in industrial‑strength chewing gum. Dimitra