I just feel very... iconic.

To get evicted two games in a row, both in close votes, both which included inactives. So an inactive held my fate in their hands in both games lol. I know all I can blame is algo, but damn, give me a break lol

and feel good about life again

thank you goomybear for being an excellent race partner i'm so glad we finally got to play together and we won on our first try

Quoi qu'il arrive, c'est la fin.

On the website (I think it said “omgpop ”) that was like monkeys dropping water balloons that spread water up/ down & left/right and you had to get the other players out. There were other games on that site 1 was a guess the drawing game and another was an uno game.

players referring to me as a 'nuke' in the pre-game lobby. all the odds stacked against me ... but with the greatest race partner a kovaze god could give me ? PosterBoy & bunny clench third in my first ever race ... a true cinderella story.

https://kovaze.com/shopping/734

SIN

I can barely see with this wig (and I want a new cowboy hat)

https://binb.co/hits

I decided I am going to keep going with daily questions/topics. Ill post this one now to see if I get a better response. March 18 is Awkward Moments Day. What moment was so awkward it still keeps you awake at night?!

1. 40 designs every 3 days is a huge ask, and it meant that unless you used AI (or posted AI designs), you couldn't keep up. The reduction in stock should make it easier for shop owners who want to use their own designs to thrive, without burning them out. 2. The competition aspect of it is to give the community a chance to vote on which shops they want to support and see stick around. If this ends up introducing some unhealthy price gouging, I'll look into ways of combatting that. Lastly, shop owners have been making 4,000 Koinz per DC (~2500 if we're taking into account the bid). I know even some shop owners can agree, that a small shops nerf was inevitable. We still love and support our shop owners though, and hopefully this change can bring with it some quality designs for us all :-)

People of Kovaze, I've been seeing lots of Royale suggestions and wanted to speak on that. A lot of these suggestions are good in theory, but will often have an impact on another part of the game's design that we may be considering. For example, opening up a second game will slow down enrolment, and when enrolment is slower, premades become more of an issue. I'm calling on those of you who have played a lot and have a genuine idea for the direction that the game's format should go in. I've already heard ideas about having the game be 8 hours, or the map shrinking smaller, but I want these ideas expanded into full concepts. Please take into consideration not only the game itself, but enrolment, and also the longevity of the game. Comment your concepts below and I'll read through each one. Please do NOT post short requests asking me to change one part of the game, as those will be deleted.

Tracey (allegedly luna) is a deranged psychotic woman who used to live in orange county california where i grew up. she used to work with kids theater companies because she had a lot of “antiques” that she rented to companies as props (turns out she’s a major hoarder but this wasn’t known until later). she then somehow became a choreographer for a children’s musical that i was in. years later im on tengaged and i see her posting selfies of herself. im still a kid at this point im like 15 and i commented something like “tracey??? its me cassie”. a regular adult would be like “Oh wow hello what a coincidence!” but no this lunatic posts videos and pictures of me (and other kids who were in the show!!!) on Tengaged. i told her to stop. i was not comfortable with it. and for years she posted about me and talked on the blogs page about me being a great kid and she loved me but also sometimes she posted weird vague things about me being untalented…? i was like 14. she even said at one point that the other adults running the show didn’t like me and she was the only one that liked me..? it was really really strange behavior from an adult to a child. turns out she was fired after the show she did at the company because she was completely unhinged and she’s had it out for me since but she also had this bizarre infatuation with me. she talked about me like we were close but really she was just the weird lady i knew for a few months who cyber bullied me. mind you, she’s about 65 and im in the 14-16 range for all this. this is all aside from the fact that she was a pedophile preying on young boys. my experience with her is like a really weird spinoff from her general evilness. and also i will say that Sin reached out to me when the site was new and made an effort to make this place really safe and has closely monitored the Luna situation which i really appreciate.

PHOTOSHOOT 4 : 🕶️ Secret Agents 🕶️ For this week’s photoshoot, the models had to work in pairs and create a high-fashion editorial inspired by secret agents. Each duo had to portray stylish spies on a mysterious mission, combining elegance, confidence, and a sense of danger. Their goal was not only to pose, but also to tell a story through their body language, expressions, and connection with their partner. Although the photo was taken as a team, each model was judged individually. ( The teams were chosen randomly based on numbers that corresponded to different colors. The models selected the numbers without knowing which partner they would be paired with ) 🟥 All the models will be judged individually LETS SEE THE PHOTOS 📸 #DNTM 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬅️ MissChloeKay and NicoRobin ➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬅️ melanie and biancabae ➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬅️ Ralts023 and desh ➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬅️ AngieKStan and Fiji ➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬅️ Gabs and ohEMgee ➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬅️ Jordie and TrueBlood ➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The judges will review the photos, and in the next episode we’ll reveal which model will be going home. ‼️ MAKEOVERS SPECIAL EPISODE ‼️ ➡️ https://www.kovaze.com/blog/92571

between AI designs and AI slop AI Design: https://kovaze.com/designs/10419 AI Slop: https://kovaze.com/designs/10299 this is the hill i die on idgaf if its over for me im ok with the negs if you are a designer on this site who utilizes AI tools to make stuff, i do not have any issue with you and i respect that youre using what youve got

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Yes, I am once again here to give my unsolicited opinions on how to make certain game modes even better. This is strictly just me throwing ideas out there because I think there’s a lot of potential to make some of these formats feel fresher and more competitive. For Arena, I keep thinking about how Envious mentioned a long term Arena game with streaks, and honestly I think that could be really fun. I like it because it makes Arena feel a lot more competitive over time instead of everything coming down to one round and that’s it. Streaks would give people something bigger to build toward, make momentum actually matter, and reward people who can stay consistent instead of just surviving one vote or one comp. It also gives more room for storylines, rivalries, and comeback moments instead of the game feeling over the second somebody slips once. Another idea for Arena would be doing some kind of pairs or team format. Like, two people compete together each round, and your success depends on both of you being able to hold your own. That adds another layer because now you have to think about chemistry, balance, and how much you can trust the person you’re tied to. Then to keep it fresh, the winning pair could become a new team, or winners from different matchups could get paired up together after. I think that would make every round feel different and stop the format from getting too repetitive. For Race, I think one really fun twist would be having partners change every round. That keeps people from just getting lucky with one strong partner the whole game, and it also means everyone has to keep adapting. It would test how well people can work with different types of players instead of just locking into one dynamic and riding it out. I also think U-Turns and disadvantages should be used more because that’s where Race can get really interesting. It gives people actual strategic choices, makes decisions matter more, and adds tension instead of it just being a straight run every round. A well used U-Turn or disadvantage can completely shift a round and make things way more memorable. And I also think teams of three could be really fun for Race. Trios would make things more chaotic in a good way because there are more moving parts, more room for strategy, and more chances for team dynamics to either work really well or completely fall apart. It would be a different kind of energy from pairs and could make the mode feel a lot fresher. So yeah, these are just my thoughts, but I do think stuff like this could make the game modes feel newer, more dynamic, and more competitive without losing what already makes them fun. sin kovaze

Ugly every week, from kemiana’s same recycled 20 week old designs to honeys identical wigs all the way to marieves drugged out fuckery It was time for a change I stand with sin

This blog is a long jumbled mess but it’s better to say something and sound dumb than to stay silent about stuff like this. I worked closely with Luna in basically every game we played together and she was one of my fave people on the blogs page. Although she is technically under investigation I know that the ban would not have come out of thin air. If this weren’t true she would simply verify that she’s not this person & since that’s not gonna happen I have to assume the allegations are true. My preconceptions of Harpo/Matisse/doll pre-kovaze: I was off tengaged for a long time and I came back when Matisse got perm banned. I heard this user caused a lot of pain in a lot of people. Later I decided to play a Survivor on Zwooper and ended up on a tribe with doll. She backstabbed me and people said “that’s Matisse, and Zwooper only exists as a p*do haven.” So I attacked doll & made blogs about her being problematic & got banned from Zwooper and moved on. From like 2014-2019 I was not active on tg and I wasn’t too interested in finding out what a perm banned user did. Meeting Luna and wrongfully defending her: I met Luna through messyj, and we were like a 4some with austin in all the games we played together. I left Kovaze for about a month bc I sucked at comps and was afraid of old TGers. I returned when someone told me the site had mods and I think it was sam who I first saw accusing her of being Harpo and messyj is jessem backwards. These allegations were being made by people they fought in frenzy so it was hard to believe at first. The short answer is that jessem being forced into this narrative confused me. Since I have my own experiences with that user I was like, so this is made up. I qualified my statement by saying if anyone affected by Harpo accused her then I would be listening and change my opinion. I should have stopped myself from being involved in a conversation I knew nothing about. If she traumatized people who stayed away from this site or if she made people afraid to speak up, I was talking out my ass. I am sorry to the people that I hurt in doing that. My scheming with frostbite: So as Luna and I are becoming close friends she is telling me that one day we need to go on call together. She implied a video call and I didn’t really answer to it bc I was like that’s kinda odd. My plan was that if we ever did go on call, I could take a screenshot and submit to mods to confirm if she is or isn’t Harpo. Since I still have no clue who this person is I approach Frostbite to be like. What is going on here and if she is this dangerous I can help. I joked about it a bunch and eventually Dylan found a pic of her but this plan was like prob never gonna happen. Dylan psycho ass exposes this to her bc I used a veto on his hoh in hysteria (I was woke for doing this btw) and I start apologizing to Luna bc this is my friend who I don’t believe is this problematic person. I’m also like… if she is this person can’t they just perm ban her. A few days pass and Dylan and I talk it out in a Royale. I changed my stance when I heard that there was credible evidence to believe she is who she’s accused of being. At this point my mind is like… well if she’s guilty she’s gonna get banned soon and also I should really step away from this person I blindly trusted for so long. So yes I was being messy but tbh I feel less bad knowing that I’m not the damn groomer in the situation I just wanted to confirm it myself and send evidence to mods. I drew away from her a bit in the last few days so maybe she knew I was getting suspicious. The last week: As many of you know I spent a lot of time modvestigating to hopefully create a better kovaze. As a result of this investigation I wrote out three goals for myself and my mentor. In order of importance. 1. PERM BAN THE ACCUSED PEDOS. If they aren’t pedos they can take a quick video and sort it out for everybody. If they can’t then they have to GO. frostbite and I were fucking debating AUSTRALIAN LAW to mod_raven at like 3am lmfao that fucking idiot queen. 2. Expose the mod power grab & the hypocrisy of clarke (completed) 3. Expose the liar and fraud that is mod lexa (completed) #2 and 3 are stories for another day. But the very top of my priority was to once and for all confirm innocence or guilt for these people accused of horrible crimes. I did not bring forward direct evidence but I did what I could to do push for this to become priority. Thank you Sin for taking action and sorry I’ve been your least favorite user lately. MY APOLOGIES. Sprite since this woman hurt you directly and personally, I am so sorry that I did not make it clear I was a safe person to talk to about this. If I knew about the musical theater involvement I would have been more aware but it’s not on you to warn me of what happened to you. Thank you for sharing your story tonight. To anyone who was a victim of Luna on past sites, I’m so sorry I put the burden of exposing her on you. I’m sorry that you saw me as someone supporting, protecting, and enabling the person who did that to you. If you feel comfortable speaking to me privately please do so I can apologize to you directly. To anyone who has been a victim of predatory behavior on any sites or in any capacity. I’m sorry for supporting someone who was capable of hurting so many people without a second thought. I will do my very best to kick out all types of predators who think Kovaze is safe for them. At the end of the day, I was and still am confident in the abilities of 7/9 of the moderators. I befriended and supported Luna because I knew if she was guilty she would be perm banned. Today she got perm banned. I made a mistake in who I chose to befriend and the moderators made a mistake in letting this go on for so long. I hope we all have learned that some issues need a more proactive approach and we cannot trust everyone who is very nice to us. If you read all of this thank you for reading.

Why do you personally not play Hysteria? I'm curious to hear the opinions of those who frown upon it or those who want to play but shy away.

the threshold for outcasted average placement in the hall of fame should be increased to 10. 5 games made sense when the feature was added but it feels like it’d be more interesting and competitive if it was increased now that there’s been time for people to play more games

That's What We Mean By Slop. We Want Fashions. Gorgeous Gowns. Stunning Wigs. Dapper Suits For My Boys. What We've Been Seeing Is Not Okay.

Special Episode : All the models have had their own makeovers — let’s take a look at the before and after. From now on, they will continue with this hair until the end of the competition. Which ones do you like and which ones don’t? #DNTM ‼️ NEW EPISODE / PHOTOSHOOT ‼️ ➡️ https://www.kovaze.com/blog/92479

I have a cute amount of koinz rn, and I am FIXING for a drag race simulator… I am looking for 15 Drag Artists Queens / Kings that have competed on ANY DRAG RACE franchise (including Dragula) All you gotta do is post a name! :)