im a hippo and im hungry
i'm the queen of farts
here comes the mac and cheese
people love fat disgusting women
For the record I am not actually a witch
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Remembers the one time
when my mother told me to put my laptop in the freezer so robbers wouldn't find it.
I did not put my laptop in the freezer.
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LEXEY OMG MY OTHER MOTHER HAS ARRIVED ILYSM QUEEN TY <3
just saved you in stars mawmaw