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FIRST HYSTERIA WIN???

Lifeiscool      ❤ 23    ▲2

HIGH ELO GAMES HERE I COME OMG.. AFTER 20 GAMES I DID IT...

Hello Kovaze

Jdaddy      ❤ 11    ▲2

My karma will always

Brxan      ❤ -39    ▲2

Come back to give a kiss. How you gonna slaughter me for fifth just for everyone to go and slaughter you for fourth in outcasted. I just have to laugh. I always get my way at the end of the day.

IN HYSTERIA

tell me why i woke up today

3pi14159      ❤ 23    ▲1

and opened tiktok to see sue smey on beast games

Just be prepared for the most mentally draining week of your life. It was really fun, but I had to be checking messages constantly because everyone was paranoid af and we were all going crazy. l like i hardly slept that week i was so overstimulated, it was honestly miserable but also very fun but maybe im just a tryhard gamebot idk?

Traitors UK

CharliXCX      ❤ 11    ▲1

are you rooting for the faithful or the traitors?

filed my taxes

honey      ❤ 31    ▲0

smallest refund in awhile, feels right to blame trump

hey

melanie      ❤ 19    ▲2

heyy

Ah new Starfall

YanderTron21      ❤ 6    ▲3

And I alreaady broke my PR in it by over 100 its great to be back <3

The Higher Elo Game

AngieKStan      ❤ 33    ▲3

Is always slower than the lower elo game. Lower elo take notes on that.

cheesecake

Rain      ❤ 30    ▲3

just won a race with his favorite person ever.

Celebrities 7

Mp231      ❤ 10    ▲0

Part of me wants to play…. Part of me knows I don’t have the time or patience for it

I will never care about my ELO

Adam      ❤ 56    ▲5

it is my god given right to join the Hysteria "waiting room", immediately forget I joined, and subsequently get last place

TOP BLOGS

Seeing as there has been some miscommunication, we want to clarify how moderation applies to behavior connected to Kovaze. Any behavior that endangers players or threatens the safety of other users has always been within the intent of our moderation rules, including conduct that occurs in Kovaze-related interactions outside of the website itself. To clarify the scope for everyone: **Moderators will NOT take action** on things said among friends, within friend groups, or as mutual banter. For example, if two friends are joking privately and one later submits a screenshot out of context due to frustration over a game outcome, this is out of scope and not a moderation concern. **Moderators WILL take action** when a user adds or contacts another user as a direct result of a Kovaze game, and that interaction results in harassment, hate speech (including slurs, threats, or demeaning language), or targeted abuse. In these cases, the entire premise of the interaction must be clearly Kovaze-related, and there must be a clear conclusion that the platform was used to facilitate harassment or bullying. Unfortunately, some users have been exploiting this gap to berate others in private messages following games. This is not the type of community we are building. For the vast majority of players, this clarification will have no impact beyond helping prevent unwanted and harmful interactions. We understand that moderation can sometimes feel strict, especially in comparison to smaller or more casual communities. However, as we work toward becoming a mainstream platform, maintaining a safe and respectful environment for all users is a priority. 💐

honey

BRAT      ❤ 288    ▲10

ik we dont see eye 2 eye but Sin your anti-premade system for hysteria is quite awful you better come up with something because these games have become absolutely miserable and unenjoyable really fast i blame the elo system btw. you know these nerds will be tryhards for elo points but they will forget to ENJOY the fucking game frookies were fun because people would backstab each other, then make amends, then play with other people, like it was a lot more fun and fluid i'm not saying it's anybody's fault but the system, i too would conglomerate with fellow tryharders if i cared enough for this... i can only care for a good round of big brother though well i don't know if you will listen or care, but i've said my peace i'm absolutely exhausted by two horrible games that had no fun in it. i'd rather leave for 11th and have fun then go to final 4 and have no fun at all because i'm stranded and there's nothing i can do about it i do appreciate the people who took me far though and they know that is highly appreciated

but i just have been so anxious lately and feeling really like unappreciated in so many different parts of my life and today was just a really, really bad day for me. today was definitely the worst one i've had in a while and is probably the worst one i've had since i started mood stabilizers like two months ago at least my wife and cat are beautiful and lovely. tomorrow will be better.

this is important <3

katheryn      ❤ 196    ▲19

something i learned over my 28 years of life is to give yourself the same compassion that you give to others. when you feel sad or down, give yourself that compassion just like you would to your friends <333 p.s: i think it's obvious but i can't go more than 3 days without making a blog post :')

Starfall is out of surgery

Sin      ❤ 180    ▲27

We know you missed her. She missed you.

Maze flat-lined on the table

Sin      ❤ 152    ▲16

but we set the defib to 300 and WE HAVE A PULSE!!!

Love list is so much

Capzacsparrow      ❤ 147    ▲27

Cuter <3 mine is - firewarrior1 medusaluh katheryn sophie melanie hausofkimchi jessiejedi tempo contessa rain pureEssence cherry brookie_cookie fairytales snowglobe xakim yandertron21 malibu itsamodernlife BRAT akshar Brxan Luna sobriquet frostbite And quite a few more but I'm tired of @'ing I added some more , I need to sleep now lmao this list became a novel

i am just waiting

brookie_cookie      ❤ 132    ▲10

for the Kovaze equivalent of the TG #BiodorkIncident .... anytime you have actively playing users who are moderating the website, its only a ticking timebomb! thinking back, i don't think we had a truly unbiased mod on TG once ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

having 13 ppl

Chibi      ❤ 120    ▲7

on ur kovaze target profile list is crazy. JUST BITTER AS HELL

22nd - Tisha [Red] - - - - - - - - - - - - - After a wild first service & first elimination, chefs prepare for the next challenge of Hell's Kitchen: Kovaze. They meet Chef Ramsay in the Hell's Kitchen dining room! 🍽️ Challenge 🍽️ For this challenge, chefs will be feeding an army of 80 Little League baseball players! And what more fitting than for each team to come up with their own unique Hot Dog concept to feed the baseball players! The 80 Little League players will then vote on which Hot Dog they liked the best! The team with the best hot dog will win today's challenge and win a reward, while the losers will have to endure a punishment! Chef Ramsay sends each team into their kitchens and allows the challenge to begin- 🔴Red Jacket Prep Phase🔴 - Idol suggests an unexpected topping combination - A risky idea gets refined into something smart - elio dominates the majority of the discussion Red Jackets' Final Concept: Beef Hot Dog on Brioche Bun, topped with Honey Mustard, Crispy Fried Onions, and Shredded Cheddar 🔵Blue Jacket Prep Phase🔵 - sobriquet keeps the team focused and organized - The team struggles to agree on toppings - Pipes completely dismisses MaxOra 's suggestions Blue Jackets' Final Concept: Beef Hot Dog on Pretzel Bun, topped with Nacho Cheese, Mini Tater Tots, and Bacon Crumbles 🔪 Each team begins the cooking phase 🔪 🔴Red Jacket Cook Phase🔴 - Divangbayan 's final touches impress the rest of the team - VenusVafa insits the hot dogs are cooked perfectly, however dino completely disagrees Red Jackets' Hot Dogs turned out as about as good as expected 🔵Blue Jacket Cook Phase🔵 - Imperio notes that the presentation isn't matching their original concept - venharim takes control of the kitchen without asking anyone else - Justini and YanderTron21 flash each other a look, both realizing that their team overcomplicated the dish Blue Jackets' Hot Dogs turned out worse than expected 🌭 Serving Phase 🌭 The 80 Little League players try each team's hot dog, and cast their vote for which one they believe is the best. By a vote of 63 - 17, the Little League players have determined that the Red Jackets had the best hot dog -------- 🔴 Red Jackets Win 🔴 - Divangbayan, Idol, jessiejedi, TeaFiercelyBoots, VenusVafa, elio, MissChloeKay, King_Bradford, RebeccaJosephine, dino They win lunch at Gordon Ramsay Steak, dining with Gordon himself 🔵 Blue Jackets Lose 🔵 - YanderTron21, sobriquet, venharim, unfortunate, MaxOra, GeminiFoxx, Jaxx, Pipes, Capzacsparrow, Imperio, Justini As a punishment, they must sort through and organize multiple dumpsters full of trash --------

i love my

Chibi      ❤ 110    ▲4

women masculine and my men feminine

THE PAST TENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

sobriquet      ❤ 109    ▲7

OF CAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS CAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only rule i don't like

Capzacsparrow      ❤ 106    ▲22

Is that i can't play arenas with my fiancee 😓 like i see no difference between that and friends joining together ? 😭 Edit - tagging sin so he can see the opinions of the masses 😂

Let’s wake that tea up

Benopolis      ❤ 98    ▲5

These comps are pay to win honey, i would get 15k in holey too if i had a 10k dollar computer set up like matcha did. Same with flakes i was really good at it because i had like a specced out little iPad. I wish this website was more equitable for poor users.

#Amandasincere04 This blog is addressed to Kemi. I went full force on you calling you out when I could have easily just opened a private conversation with you and achieved a much easier outcome. I don’t have to tell you that we’re half sisters with a long up and down history, but I will remind you that there is always a baseline respect for you from how you treat our blood sister sobriquet. I don’t think I showed that respect to you and I’m sorry. I should have chosen my words more carefully when I said you are what’s wrong with kovaze, that cannot possibly be true you’re 1 user in a community of like 300-500 and we all impact the site in some way. I have long held frustrations about how a lot of decisions get made in very small groups of people whose credentials seem to be that they’re close friends with Sin and/or supported the site early on. You are an example of one of those people but not the only one & honestly I should have brought this complaint directly to the admin without coming at you. Your dismissive comment to my blog felt pretty rude to me because I would have taken what you said seriously had the roles been reversed. But we all have different conflict resolution methods so I’m not personally offended lol I was just like bitch stop being rude… With the Hysteria comment. I played with you in the early Hysteria & watched you win with austin and it was a lot of fun! We haven’t been in a game since but from the outside & as someone who knows your general demeanor, I became concerned with how intensely you were taking Hysterias. I saw the message to snowglobe & was like I know this person well enough to know this is not who they are. I should have said that to you with more affection and respect than what I actually wrote. I’ll reach out at some point tonight or tomorrow to talk privately but wanted to get everything else off my chest and remind you that I could never like HATE you. I’m sorry for making you feel like I did. TLDR. We are half sisters whether we like each other or not. I should have brought my issues with the organizational layout directly to the admin and not the damn general chat. I understand Hysteria can be high pressure but the repeated exposure to it makes us more paranoid and combative to each other over a 45 minute game.

I called

DK      ❤ 85    ▲4

JessieKowalski a homophobic slur IRL because I wanted to. Can he get me permed?