shes been nothing but nice to me since we first talked and im so happy to have her as a bestie <33 melanie ily girl ignore them

someone run me over with your fucking car

https://kovaze.com/blog/55559 or dont idgaf

could you steal from gift shops like you could on tengaged? Not that I ever would, I’m an angel.

I've had 3k koinz I'm rich mum

need to chill and take a breather, this is kovaze.com… were playing these games for fun and as a distraction from whatever might be going on in real life, but i’ve seen so many people get mad over these games today it’s mindblowing to me. especially when the priority is social & strategy- like oh my please chill!! it’s not that deep!! i think everyone has the right to play their own game in a respectful way and sometimes, just sometimes, you’re not the one that’s running things and moves other people make aren’t in your best interest, but in theirs! there’s limits on how to play like dont be a cunt or whatever but don’t have massive tantrums because things didn’t go in your favour🤷🏼‍♀️ you either play or get played, and by signing up u should be able to accept whatever option oh well..

FOR THE CONGA LINE

Next bingo, i feel that after getting blackout it'd be selfish to compete and potentially take prizes again

I have to sit and watch someone who looks like me who also has a fruit name win bingo Pumpkin TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

Feels more rewarding than 1st in frenzy. I said what i said.

Aghhh

and you cant remember the name of the guy who brainwashed that group of girls to kill those people that quentin tarantino made a movie about and that margot robbie and hilary duff both played in a movie and sharon tate that was pregnant

thought I'd drop a surprise game whilst we wait Royale! This will function similar to Frenzy but with comps (and similar to Frookies for those who remember!) The game just needs some bug fixes which I'll complete tonight, and then she should be ready!

Hi Kovaze! I’m Fireheart, some of you know I am Dbonee’s wife. I don’t really blog because he’s the more social one in our relationship and I’m just here for the mini games, bingo, and few friends I have made because he makes me be social… but this blog is for him because he currently can’t blog…. He decided today was a good day to fall through a ceiling while at work and we have been at the hospital since. He wanted me to blog because he has some great friends here that would care to know how he is doing. So, he is in a lot of pain and has a fractured spine and may or may not need surgery… if you have been to the hospital, you know they can be pretty slow but he wasn’t rushed back or anything so that has to be good (right.. I hope 🤞)Thanks for being such great friends to my husband! We will get through this! 🥰 Ceiling: 1 - Dbonee: 0

Everything will be done via Random.org and I'll be including events that affect the game as well & moments where Gordon screams at people and etc just b/c it'd be funny. I'll probably post 1 or 2 eps a day. PYN if you want to be included I want at least 16 people but will go higher if enough people comment Conestants ------------- 1 Jaxx 2 MaxOra 3 jessiejedi 4 King_Bradford 5 Capzacsparrow 6 MissChloeKay 7 Tisha 8 YanderTron21 9 Pipes 10 VenusVafa 11 RebeccaJosephine 12 venharim 13 GeminiFoxx 14 dino 15 Imperio 16 TeaFiercelyBoots 17 unfortunate 18 Divangbayan 19 Idol 20 sobriquet 21 Justini 22 elio

just was making jokes and being shady ;p

I am trying to read 100 books this year, I just finished book 1 which is Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman. I am going to review and let people know if I liked it or not :) It was a 6 ⭐ Read for me and probably the funniest book I have read. I highly recommend it! Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman drops an ordinary guy and his ex-girlfriend’s cat into a brutal, gamified apocalypse where Earth is transformed into a lethal dungeon for alien entertainment. Armed with sarcasm, stubborn resilience, and an increasingly unhinged AI system, Carl must survive floor after floor of monsters, traps, and cosmic absurdity—while millions watch. Dungeon Crawler Carl is outrageously funny, relentlessly creative, and shockingly heartfelt. What starts as a LitRPG romp quickly evolves into a sharp satire of capitalism, reality TV, and survival itself. Carl is a rare protagonist. He is grumpy, moral, and deeply human, while Princess Donut steals every scene she’s in. The dungeon mechanics are clever without being tedious, the stakes escalate masterfully, and the humor never undercuts the emotional punches.

On the Discord VC, bonus 500 Koinz to the winners

it was #deleted1 when i joined and then it was Brxan for a while, Rainolds got it for a little bit before me, then i traded off with Juandav for a little until xcharliex took it from me. idk who took it after that though. i know matcha, naughtynacho, medusaluh, and dream have all had it but idk if im missing anyone else

Hi all! One thing I've been meaning to tackle on Kovaze is the ranking system. Staying in the top 100 is hard to maintain for those who need to take breaks, and increasingly more difficult for new users to achieve. The Top 100 in overall points will remain, but the idea is to add a 3-month long Ranked Season. Your Ranked Points (Elo) will start at 1000 points, and will increase/decrease depending on your placement in the game, and how your elo compares to those in your game (for example, you will lose less if in a game with many high elo players). Each season only a couple of games are selected to be Ranked Gamemodes, the rest remain unranked. At the end of the season, players will have their final ranks reset (and recorded) Let me know what you think of this idea!

the dark frookies side of me came out tonight. It was disgusting.

at once - only until tonight!

how are we finding Hysteria?

Do you think it is Donald J. Trump? It is AngieKStan. That nasty pile of filth, vomited onto the Earth from the devil's mouth with spiders and maggots covering the crying baby. AngieKStan? No, AngieKSatan is more accurate for this rotten beast conceived within the most scorching hot flames that Hell has ever imagined.

just for tonight so everyone can try it out!

11/100 Remain! Save one of the 3 nominated players! 1 WILL LEAVE! https://tinyurl.com/the100gamekovaze FULL CHART! ------------------------------------------------------ 👑 HOH: papa ❌Nominated (HOH): honey 🗳️Nominated (VOTE): AngieKStan 🎯Nominated (COMP): Emicepam 🗳️ VOTE TO SAVE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS NOMINATED FOR THIS ROUND'S BANISHMENT!🗳️ POLL WILL CLOSE IN ~24 HRS 🎉 GIVEAWAY ALERT! 🎉 One random commenter will win a gift of up to 500 Koinz 🪙at finale! Only one entry per game post counts! Morgan Josh sobriquet Cherry IceBeast CarltonRS hauntedwaves

There needs to be a f4 pov competition. Maybe make it where someone can win both? IDK but whoever wins the final 5 hoh is basically completely fucked at the final 4 since they cant play in hoh. sin