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What’s the best way
To get fired from a job you don’t want to be at anymore but can’t bring yourself to quit
2 votes, 46 points
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leave earlier. don't do your chores and use your phone. stay longer during the intervals and pretend you didn't realize your time was due. start a riot between your fellow coworkers by speaking ill about your bosses.
BRAT it's funny i used to do all this but i had so much charisma they never fired me... i was also always late
BRAT I do literally all of this already but thank u baby <3
dont show up
Dakota well when u put it like that