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Brat Real life one: I fly to Brasil, I seduce your boyfriend, the three of us grow into a committed and loving relationship, and then I become a Brazilian citizen because America is kind of terrible. We have several cats!
Kovaze one: We are partners in our next race, get second to last place every single round, make finals with two teams full of gamebot boys, the final challenge is deal, we both get a million dollars and the men cry while we obnoxiously yell SHAKES TITS WITH OUR DOUBLE MILLION until all four of them block us both
King_Bradford we are racing AROUND THE WORLD ON THE ACTUAL AMAZING RACE! You wear shorts with your bare legs out on every leg EVEN WHEN WE ARE IN ALASKA FOR THE FINALE! We almost win, but I got distracted trying to look for polar bears, even though you patiently explained to me they live in the North Pole and not Alaska, but I was BLINDLY OPTIMISTIC. We spent our third place money going to Brazil, to hang out with my weird green pet.
MarieEve I visit my friend Kathy in Quebec and we meet up with you and the two of you help me practice my rusty French skills from school. We go out to meet men and flirt with them in French, obviously. Then we post a meetup blog and it gets the most points in kovaze history, because you know, double ladies.
Champ I hire you as one of my assistants for my future detective agency, and we conduct lots of investigations together. I do 90% of the work, but occasionally you have some good insights. After we solve each case, we wind down by playing arena, but I lose every time because there is always a guitar purge and I can't help it, my boobs are just too big to play guitar.
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Also we get called back to Amazing Race All Stars and win that
King_Bradford OBVIOUSLY! FAN FAVORITES!
We are partners in our next race, get second to last place every single round, make finals with two teams full of gamebot boys, the final challenge is deal, we both get a million dollars and the men cry while we obnoxiously yell SHAKES TITS WITH OUR DOUBLE MILLION until all four of them block us both
BRAT I can literally SEE IT
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A fun scenario about what
King_Bradford Cherry you're too pure for this world I just love your mind
watch hacks
BRAT it's about me and you
BRAT which one of us is the HACK?
you need jesus
BRAT I went to Catholic school for 12 years, I know Jesus better than you ever will
Cherry gatekeeping jesus christ? wow