27 cult members watch AngieKStan

They believe that if AngieKStan is not their sacrifice, he will lead them to the person who is. And this person will lead them to the destiny they've always been meant to fulfill in life. Satan reaches his hand up through the ground to pull the sacrifice's corpse into Hell as AngieKStan stares in amazement. Once the ground closes the cult members pour a can of 7-UP on the spot where the body used to be and scream into the sky. No alien will ever hear their cries, for they are unreachable. Only the ears of AngieKStan perceive the sound.