The Eggpocalypse
if you find every egg multiple times
I fought hard, played dirty and made some enemies
Will kill my family
someone send me a floral egg
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lost my work phone a month ago
just coming back to work today and pretending to be pissed someone took it from my desk over the holidays


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A...MONTH?!
Rain girl yes omfg... I was getting away with just using my computer instead but I saw the chance to pretend someone took it from my desk over the holiday break and they bought it hook line and sinker!