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Clown Christmas
A smile and a ribbon in my hair for the human race. We put these things on just because it's Christmastime and it is what the world expects. I am the corpse of a dead person with wrapping paper placed around my coffin. They will not know what it is when my body is delivered to their door. But the corpse of a clown is the most popular corpse of all because people have rooted for it to be dead its entire life. They consider it a Christmas gift to the world. But what happens when the coffin lid opens and bursts through the paper? The clown is something supernatural that cannot be killed like a normal human.
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