He's hot, has abs AND smart?? Oh Poof don't outsell like that

AFTER 13 HOURS OF MENTAL TORTURE AND STARING AT A SCREEN WITH MY CHEESE PUFFS LIKE AN INCEL, I HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN FIRST PLACE IN ROYALE! WOOOOOOOOOO TEQUILA!!!!!! I decided to join on a whim because I couldn't sleep last night and woke up to the game already being 4 hours in. But the gag is....I WOKE UP TO 40 HEALTH???? Someone shot the hell out of me and then kovazebee'd so there's absolutely no evidence of who it was. I started frantically scavenging around the map and begging for health packs just to find out.... sin removed health packs from the game *facepalm* So I was up shits creek without a paddle. I knew I had to play aggressively because logically the only way I was going to regain health was to attack noobs and pray. Luckily, I found two delicious targets: aligxo and death_metal. They were both AFK sitting cutely in uncamo mode, so I got 20 health from each of them and was back in the game. That is when everything changed. I started finding an insane amount of energy drinks and ran laps around the map 3 or 4 times, collecting dozens of arrows, kunais, bombs, and snipers. Every lap I ran I'd collect even more energy drinks, which meant....more runs on a continuous loop! And to tell y'all a secret, I highkey have hoarder tendencies and so my reserve got a little ungodly. I ended the game with 10 energy drinks, 101 arrows, 35 kunai, 6 bombs, and a bunch of other goodies. There was a huge side vs side going on with the ROBLOXIANS vs the challenge gods (chase, Evan, hwest14) and lemme give y'all the scoop, these robloxians are not to be fucked with.....this was their first Royale and they were taking names and knocking bitches out left and right. I'm so impressed by their quick thinking and collaborative efforts dietpepsi wuufwoolf ryuova Luke Watch out for them, cuz they are the next coming of the Royale fuckshitupsquad who dominate every game. Once the two sides completely wiped out each others biggest threats, I decided it was time to secure my spot on both sides. Sometimes the person in the middle of the road gets run over, but not this time. I channeled by inner Julia Sokolowski, with a touch of Aubry Bracco. I took out people who were not really associated with anyone to avoid showing my cards and it wasn't until final 7 where I realized all bets needed to be off. bigdizzleyomama went HAM on the robloxians (not really robloxians, but associated with them kinda) and before tragically departing, left me sobri and Christos in a really good spot to put the nail in their coffin. I then went ham on sobriquet with snipers cuz I have trauma, just to find out him and Christos were willing to give me a win anyways. I was so shook by that decision and it honestly made my night. I'm super happy to get a victory. All it took was blood vessels popping out my eyes, neglecting all my real life responsibilities, and a minor panic attack at the end bc THAT SHIT IS SCARY. Thanks for all of my allies, ily all and you all made this game so special for me <3 Melanie gone too soon <3 but this game is what triggered the events that unfolded today so I think its a win win for my good sis. spartagow wanted to work with you so bad, you're a beast! summermariah our brief throw down was so cute. I wanted to help you out as much as I could. you know I always gotchu <3 aries we didn't talk but you're that bitch Evan you have a lot of masculine energy I gravitated towards. you just strike me as a leader. So fun working with you and gone too soon. I hope britt doesn't come for me...I am flirting a bit. I don't think I'm his type tho. hwest14 we didn't scheme but I just love you frostbite my 1 like is that even a question. glided her way to final 17 like butter ily ricardogv you're the sweetest and I wanted to go to the end with you. got caught in the crossfires :( chase I feel like I let you down a little bit, but ily and I really did envision us in those end game chairs marypoppins I WISH I COULDVE HELPED YOU MORE but I had so many allegiances ;( you're like my fave new friend on here. So underrated. alexmcduck YOU ARE SO BADASS. Came in here and wreaked havoc. Everyone was so afraid of you. Glad we got to work together a bit. bigdizzleyomama I love you I was so happy to see you in here. your vibe is just unmatched and I lowkey may have thrown to you in f2 cuz you're just da bomb marieeve YOU ALMOST GOT ME THERE GIRL. I couldn't believe it. You were such a cute threat in this game. Had so many weapons and gained a ton of momentum at the end. I had to act quick cuz I knew you were about to tear me up. sobriquet just so unspoken every time you already know im loyal to the people im with baby. but DAMN I just didn't know what to expect. Like you're such a fierce competitor and so smart. but I shoulda asked first if you'd be willing to let me have it, cuz sure enough you wouldve which is so sweet. ily <3 christos my biggest surprise this game, you are such a good ally and were so good to me. Sleepy boy, but even half asleep was knocking bitches out left and right. Thanks for giving me that win, you didn't have to do that at all. ily <33 ok ok yeah yeah basically the whole cast I was so fake I get it but I REALLY DID ENJOY EVERYONE OK.

I clicked “DO NOT CLICK” twice ❤️. 0 fights but still died.

the birds are chirping and the sun is coming up.. I CANT OH MY GOD?? i miss my granny sleep scheduele where i’d sleep at 9pm.. what have i done to myself.. honestly its time for a kovaze BREAK cause uhm this is NOT OKAY LMFAO kinda loser of me jsjdjdjd starting tomorrow i’m going back to no more phone after 9pm.

A massive ty to those who defended me in @ shavedboosie blog about me. Whether you commented on it or just negged it, I truly appreciated it sm. 🥹 Those who have gotten to know me on here, know I would never harass/bully anyone as that is not who I am. That was a perfect example of how a community comes together to protect one of their own. You guys made/make me feel so loved and I'm incredibly grateful for you all. 💜

https://kovaze.com/blog/120491

for the beautiful gift i love you handsome marwane

the comments are overwhelming for maxi : ( https://kovaze.com/blog/120491

FILLING FAST

But i'm 35 now. It's time to have some kids.👍🏼

RACE TIME! GET IN H🅾️🅾️KERS!

it didn’t fit me.

Luna "Abby Lee" Lux is entering Royale! Discord: fashi8n. Don't forget the dot! Looking for premades & carries. I need my Maddie Ziegler to carry me to first and let me live vicariously through you!! DMs/Mail open!!

gifted me alcohol today that they made themselves. It’s an orange flavored liquor in a little mason jar and I’m sorta scared to try it. Google scared me lol, down the drain it goes?

i’ll release a screenshot and context to the drama. 200 - storytime i was a lil noobie nuke innocent girly entering the outcasted island…. i had no clue what i was doing with the searching n all that n like ok i was tryna learn so i was asking EVERYONEEEE questions about it. one of the first people that spoke to me from my tribe was evan. we became allies, worked together n even made a f2 n whatnot n i was asking him n other people questions about the basics of how the game worked. fast forward we merge and my opps were on other tribe n wanted to vote me out. evan told me about this so my reaction was like DONT VOTE ME OUT DONT LET ME GO cause most of yall that know me know that i’m ott af i’m extra i’m just a girly doing girly things yk?? but britt, evans wife did not like that n messaged me thinking i want her man or sum n i was so respectful n shit cause i acc felt bad she felt the need to reach out to me cause it gives insecurities yk what i mean and i wouldnt want any woman or anyone to ever feel that kinda way bc of me. fast forward i felt like i had to vote evan out bc of all that drama cause like i didnt trust it anymore after all that bc tbh i’d also make my man vote out someone if i felt the need to reach out to them or smth ykyk so i broke the f2 for valid reasons imo. more will be clear at 400 when the screenshot gets dropped but either way long story short: he hates me bc his wife didnt like i was allies with him or smth 400 - screenshots convo with britt: what seemed to be rubbing up: 600 - additional info https://kovaze.com/blog/120378 800 - my claim against babes-gate https://kovaze.com/blog/120475 1000 - the end https://kovaze.com/blog/120527 im gonna milk this shit like a moomoo cow.

that i’m young, hot, pretty and your wife feels intimidated by that. but i get that killing a woman in royale probs makes it so u get head for the first time in months again so tbh go you!! <3

Will commence in 48 hours at 18:00 KVT with the enrolment of Celebrities 8: Assassins. The Gala will continue for the days after with a plethora of blog giveaways and game events, including (but not exclusive to): Hysteria Hoedown, Lightning Royale, MasterChef, and more... Everyone is invited to dress up for the gala. The Gala will end with an awards ceremony for the best dressed. CATEGORY IS: Fashion is Art / Costume Art. Expect increased shops to open next cycle!

that i havent worn since my 23rd birthday and it somehow fits better now than it did then!

#ASBB2 With bunny, MaxOra, and BIGBRYY99 making their exits from Bali, St. Tropez, and Dubai, respectively, it's time for the Sobriquet Showdown to begin! These three houseguests have one last chance to avoid eviction and HERE is how it works. Once this blog expires, the winner of the poll will be revealed and they will remain in the ASBB2 house. The two losers will be officially EVICTED. After Round 2, three more will exit their houses and enter the showdown. The winner of THAT poll will face the winner of this poll in a competition where one of them will RETURN TO THE GAME! With that being said, cast your votes and sound off in the comments! Are you #TeamBunny, #TeamMaxOra, or #TeamBIGBRYY99?

I come online after work to bunches of top blogs about me because Evan killed someone in Royale. I think I’ll say this… I’m not perfect. Far from it. Three months ago during a really rough time I got caught up in my emotions and handled something poorly. I thought it was done and I’ve not really addressed or thought about it since. If you want all perspectives take the time to read Evan’s blog, too. Evan and Melanie have played games together since without any issues. Life moved on. The way I responded and handled things in that moment was DEFINITELY not the best moment of my life. I figured that when the time was right she’d leak it all eventually, and I was okay with that if it ever did happen. Was I taken aback that day, yes. Was I probably going through something emotionally that made me react in a crazy way, yes for sure. I don’t think that myself, or anyone for that matter, deserves to be publicly humiliated or called out for having a very human moment…but it seems like that comes with the territory on sites like this. I’m glad Melanie got to tell her side of the story and I apologize for any strife it caused her.

my full dms top to bottom linked with evan down below i have said everything that i needed to say and everything has been posted. the only thing they have on me is a deleted “babes” but like, i have no active memory of deleting it. i can do a pyn when i want to, doesnt mean i’m copying someone. i am my own person and very happy with who i am and what i look like. i’m a 23 year old hottie from europe and we do have diff cultures n perhaps a language barrier. the only justification i can find for the delete is me wanting britt comfortable after she reached ojt to me cause i think it was obvious i’m a girls girl. i wasnt waiting to drop this tea, the couple i was talking about was MYSELF cause the relationship was toxic af. did i react immature to dying in royale? yah i coulda handled that better than doing all this but either way i don’t regret a single thing as youve both continued to slander my name n make rude remarks whenever i’m around within these months when for me there was no beef. i wisb both of them many happy years together and maybe a kovaze baby might come like YESSS!!! while you much your popcorn reading my entire dms with evan head to toe through this link https://we.tl/t-JdPYMPy94gYh4qBJ make sure to vote maxora in this poll! https://kovaze.com/blog/120491

Is Britt so stern in her messages and melanie calling her “mom, diva, love” after every message 😭

during that time i was also in a relationship with someone from kovaze (embarrassing ik, done that never ever again) and britt mailed my boyfriend saying i was flirting with her husband n that he needed to watch out for me but genuinely where was the flirting.. i was playing OUTCASTED asking about the game and votes and people tried to get me out so ofc im also gonna ask pls dont vote me to anyone who’s vote i think i can get on my side likee? i’m a girls girl first n foremost and i said how i’d adjust my personality n way of speaking for her comfort bc i dont ever want anyone to feel insecure or threatened by me breathing. i hope that theres a chance we can work it out in the remix but one thing were not gonna do is paint me as a man stealer or backstabber when i did nothing of the sorts. i’m just a girl vibing af on kovaze and actually this is a repeated pattern of behaviour as more women have now come forward to me about receiving similar messages when being in a game w evan. so truly i hope she finds the security cause that diva is a stunner and probs a good person at heart so its like just believe in yourself!!!

to come across these blogs when we're all hunting pumpkins in October

Make sure you hit up some of our talented designers and get a custom fit for the gala! I'm still undecided on which designer I'll commission. Who will you be wearing? 🥰

to say hey i overstepped i shouldnt have reacted that way my bad.... yall don't need to grasp for straws to justify the reaction like haha she said babes whilst telling her score whoa what a flirty naughty gal melanie is

I'm curious as the what everyone thinks the best comp on Kovaze is, and ofc I've included Flags & Words as ROTATIONAL comps. I've randomised a list and will re randomise each time a comp is eliminated for the next round. Will close each in around a day. Posting 2 at a time until the "qualifiers" are over. Last round Match 3 edged out Holey (we lost two bop comps early on), but it was very close! I forgot about Guitar so that has been added and paired with Treasure as the last. There were 15 items in your list. Here they are in random order. Weightlifting Chain Pop Holey Match 3 Balloons Water Tank Codebreaker Words Shapes Stacker Deal Starfall Flags Lucky Drop Treasure Hunt Guitar So far: Weightlifting vs Chain Pop - CHAIN POP WINS 25.7% v 74.3% Holey vs Match Three - MATCH THREE WINS 42.4% vs 57.6% Up next, Balloons vs Water Tank https://kovaze.com/blog/120308 - Code vs Words also posted.

the blogs page for the last like 2 hours? ive only heard Dk giggling and rage typing next to me

isnt as fun to me bc its two beautiful women who will do great things in life. i dont rly care when the gays make a fool of themselves on kovaze cuz they aren't gonna add anything productive to society regardless

I tried to cuddle with evan in the shelter in our outcasted game and britt flew over the island and dropped me a care package with a live grenade in it True story, Melanie was there to witness the attempted murder