Why is being a chancellor
DOOM
like 5x the work as being the President wtf type of shit is this
DOOM
like 5x the work as being the President wtf type of shit is this
TeaFiercelyBoots
loosen up my buttons babe
https://kovaze.com/klique?id=55 Come all <3
🔥 STONEYVIVOR: VETS VS NEWBIES — EPISODE 13 🔥 FINAL 8 ➜ FINAL 7 — The Last Stop Before the Return Duel This is the last episode before the Final 7 returnee enters from Redemption Island. Everyone knows it. Tension is nuclear. Lines crack. Alliances twist. And one person is about to be blown out of the game. ⸻ 🌋 CAST — FINAL 8 Sirenti AngieKStan (Newbie) leehoyminoy (Newbie) TrueBlood (Vet) KnowUh (Vet) MissChloeKay (Newbie) Rainolds (Newbie) Spooky33 (Vet) Sobriquet (Vet) ⸻ 🌑 REDEMPTION ISLAND (Awaiting the Return Duel) 11th – BabyDisus 10th – Kemi 9th – KeithNewbern ⸻ ⭐ EPISODE 13 — “THE COLLAPSE OF THE FOUR KINGS” ⭐ Theme: Nobody wants to be 8th before someone returns. ⸻ ⚔️ STRATEGY & CAMP CHAOS 🟣 TRUEBLOOD is spiraling. After being saved last round by KnowUh’s idol, he knows every Vet not named KnowUh is ready to cut him. He goes on a full charm tour begging: “One more round. I just need one more round before the returnee.” He hits Leehoyminoy hardest, telling her she deserves to outlast him and Rainolds. ⸻ 🟡 ANGIEKSTAN gets paranoid as hell. Her whole game has been floating between factions — but now no one is floating. She pulls MissChloeKay aside: “If the Vets stick together we’re dead.” But Chloe is done taking orders. “I’m not playing your game. Not anymore.” This sparks NEWBIE vs. NEWBIE tension. ⸻ 🟢 MISSCHLOEKAY quietly forms a new triangle with Rainolds KnowUh These three share one goal: “Spooky’s gotta go before Final 7.” They see him as the biggest jury threat left. But can they actually get enough votes? ⸻ 🔴 SPOOKY33 & SOBRIQUET start a Vet death-match The two alpha Vets openly clash: • Spooky says Sobriquet is “carried by chaos.” • Sobriquet fires back that Spooky is “a coward hiding behind votes that aren’t his.” They both want to target the other. ⸻ 🟣 LEEHOYMINOY becomes the swing queen again Everyone wants her number. Everyone thinks they have her. But she privately says to camera: “I’m getting tired of being everyone’s little number. Tonight, I pick MY game.” ⸻ 🏆 IMMUNITY CHALLENGE — “Balance of the Broken Spine” A brutal endurance challenge balancing on a narrow beam while holding a weighted pole. Order of elimination: 8th – Sobriquet 7th – AngieKStan 6th – TrueBlood 5th – Spooky33 4th – Leehiyninoy 3rd – Rainolds 2nd – MissChloeKay WINNER: KNOWUH Another clutch performance by KnowUh — this season’s immunity monster. ⸻ 🔥 PRE-TRIBAL SCRAMBLE Three plans explode: PLAN A — Vet Civil War Spooky gathers the Vets to vote Sobriquet. Sobriquet gathers the Vets to vote Spooky. Both think they have KnowUh. Neither actually does. ⸻ PLAN B — Newbie Stack Chloe, Rainolds, Angie want Spooky out. They think they can pull Leehoyminoy. ⸻ PLAN C — Leehoy chooses violence She wants someone BIG gone. Someone no one else is expecting. She approaches KnowUh: “If you’re serious about winning, we need to cut a head off that no one sees coming.” KnowUh: “I’m listening.” ⸻ 🔥 TRIBAL COUNCIL — FINAL 8 🔥 The tension is colder than ice. • Vets glaring at each other • Newbies whispering • Leehoy with her signature little smirk • KnowUh clutching immunity • No idols left in the game Jeff reads the votes… ⸻ 🗳️ VOTES — FINAL 8 First vote: Spooky33 Second vote: Sobriquet Third vote: Spooky33 Fourth vote: Sobriquet Fifth vote: Spooky33 Sixth vote: Spooky33 Seventh vote: Spooky33 Eighth vote and 13th person vote out of StoneyVivor is… Spooky33 ! 🔥 SPOOKY’S EXIT MOMENT Spooky stands up slowly, swinging his buff over his shoulder. Spooky: Wow. Six votes. You know what? I hope y’all KNOW you just made the game ten times worse for yourselves. (points at Rainolds) Especially you. Rainolds: Why me?? I didn’t even— bro what?? Spooky: You’re a menace. You’re gonna blow up everyone’s game by accident. (turns to Sobriquet) And you— enjoy those pity votes, king. Someone out here really tried to send you home with absolutely zero power. Sobriquet: At least I’m still here. Safe travels. Spooky (rolls eyes): This season is delusional. He walks to Jeff, still muttering. Jeff: Spooky… snuffs torch Time for you to go. Spooky (walking away): Honestly? Good luck. You’re all gonna need it. Badly. Sirenti AngieKStan (Newbie) leehoyminoy (Newbie) TrueBlood (Vet) KnowUh (Vet) MissChloeKay (Newbie) Rainolds (Newbie) Sobriquet (Vet) Eliminated 20th- maisel - 9-1 (Newbie) 19th- Yoon - *5-4 (Newbie) 18th- Camell22 - 4-3-3 (Vet) 17th- Honey - 4-4-1 *ReVote (Vet) 16th- Tokio - 3-2-2 (Vet) 15th- Gabbes - 3-3-1*ReVote (Newbie) 14th- Gabs - 5-3 (Newbie) 13th- Bagel - 5-4-3 (Vet) 12th- Justini - *5-4-2 (Vet) 11th- BabyDisus - 7-6 (Redemption Island) 10th- Kemi - 6-4 (Redemption Island) 9th- keithnewbern *5-4 (Redemption Island) 8th- Spooky33 6-2 (Redemption Island) #StoneyTV
Was anyone else pissed at last night tribal council ? Opinion . I don't like rizgod or whatever his name is . The arrogance and cockiness is not cute. I felt so bad for the person who left. And I couldn't believe the betrayal. I was rooting for the underdogs and now I don't really know who to root for . I'm so maddddd!
itsamodernlife
It feels good <3
With a Polaroid picture of you going down on me Getting lost in the heat out in Joshua Tree Got you looking at that camera 'cause I love the memories Memories, memories Make a movie and delete it so nobody else can see Making sweet memories Got you looking at that camera 'cause I love the memories
casayo
hauntedwaves
gerrymander the districts in favor of the Bagel party or kovaze is cooked
Keith: "Previously on KTC: The Duel - The Blue Group targeted Coke as the strongest member of that group. After Coke failed to win the daily, Coke was sent in and called out TheBreeze, at the elimination, Coke slammed through the pole wrestle elimination, beating TheBreeze. At the second daily challenge, Yoon was in trouble and once again lost, with Yoon unshockingly headed into the elim, picks another strong player in Fiona and ends up winning another shocking Duel. 8 are left, who will make the final?" Daily Challenge: Sunken Treasure Competing in pairs consisting of one person from each group, pairs must work together from inside an oxygen cage under water. On either end of the water tank is a station, one an anchor with three combinations on it, the other a chest with three locks. One competitor must swim to the anchor to retrieve combinations while the other competitor must remember the given combinations to unlock each lock and open the chest which contains a soccer ball. Only one competitor may leave the oxygen cage at a time, and pairs have a maximum time of fifteen minutes, or the current fastest time, to complete the challenge. The pair whose soccer ball surfaces in the fastest time wins. Coke and Dakota finish third in 12:13. JessieJedi and Yoon finish second in 09:54. Josh and AngieKStan finish first in 08:57. AngieKStan wins a 2006 BMW motorcycle Josh wins safety and will begin the safety chain Safety Chain: Josh AngieKStan Rainolds Yoon DakotaMagic and JessieJedi are not selected and join the others Yoon: "I choose to save DK" Sankey will be headed into the duel and calls out DK to battle. Josh and Rainolds bond strongly. JessieJedi and Sankey form an alliance, realizing they're both 4th in their current alliances. JessieJedi: "Something shady is going down and I'm getting to the bottom of it." The Duel: Ascender Both competitors start on the ground with both hands on the rope. They must make their way up the ropes, swing across the monkey bars, and release the basket holding his or her puzzle pieces. The pieces will free fall. The competitors must make their way back across the monkey bars, hit the rope, come back down, retrieve the puzzle pieces, and put the puzzles together. The first person to put the puzzle together wins the duel, and the loser is eliminated. GO! Coke gets up the rope and across the monkey bars Sankey gets up the rope and across the monkey bars Sankey drops the puzzle pieces Coke drops the puzzle pieces Coke makes it back across and goes down the rope Coke grabs the puzzle pieces Coke finishes the puzzle in record time # Air Horn DK wins the duel and an xbox series X Sankey loses the duel and is eliminated, we'd love to see you back. Episode 14: Around the Block Competing in heats, with one person from the non-dueling group skipping the first heat, competitors will face-off against their own group. Suspended in the air on a rectangle truss, competitors will race in opposite directions while collecting flags on each respective side of the truss. Each flag is worth one point while a final flag, hanging from the top of the truss, is three points and retrieve it immediately ends the round. In total, there are seventeen flags. The winner of each final round wins. JessieJedi knocks Yoon off Rainolds knocks Josh off Dakota knocks AngieKStan off Coke knocks Rainolds off Dakota knocks JessieJedi off DK wins an IN72 InFocus projector. DakotaMagic wins safety and will begin the safety chain Safety Chain: DakotaMagic DK AngieKStan Rainolds Josh is not selected and joins the others Rainolds: "I select Yoon" JessieJedi will duel and calls out Yoon The Duel: I Can Both competitors counter bid on how many items they they think they can lift. If the last player to bid on a number successfully lifts that number of items for five seconds, he or she win. If that player fails, he or she is eliminated. Yoon bids 57 coffee bags! 1... 2... 3... 4... # AIR HORN 5! Yoon successfully lifts the coffee bags for five seconds. Yoon wins the Duel and a Seiko Watch JessieJedi loses the duel and is eliminated, we'd love to see you back. Remaining players: Blue Group: DK Josh Rainolds Pink Group: AngieKStan DakotaMagic Yoon Eliminated thus far: 20th: PosterBoy eliminated by Sankey in Ascender 19th: Sobriquet eliminated by KitKat2921 in Push Me 18th: Connor eliminated by MessyJ in I Can 17th: KitKat2921 eliminated by JessieJedi in I Can 16th: MessyJ eliminated by Space in I Can 15th: Kemi eliminated by Luna in Pole Wrestle 14th: Idolize eliminated by TheBreeze in Pole Wrestle 13th: KittyCupcake123 eliminated by DakotaMagic in Ascender 12th: Space eliminated by Rainolds in I Can 11th: Luna eliminated by Yoon in Pole Wrestle 10th: TheBreeze eliminated by DK in Pole Wrestle 9th: Fiona eliminated by Yoon in I Can 8th: Sankey eliminated by DK in Ascender 7th: JessieJedi eliminated by Yoon in I Can
Nebula
Tape 1, Side A Hello, issyiss . I bet you never thought you’d be hearing from me. Not like this. Not on a tape that’s going to pass from one set of hands to the next, a chain letter of guilt. But you’re the first link. You’re where it all starts, so you get the honor of pressing play. I’m going to tell you why I’m gone. And you, Issyiss, are Reason One. Do you remember the day in the cafeteria? It was loud, as always. A chaotic symphony of slamming trays and stupid laughter. I was sitting alone, which wasn’t unusual, but that day felt different. That day felt heavier. And then I saw you. You were with your friends, your little court, and you were looking right at me. I thought, for a second, maybe you’d smile. Maybe you’d nod. Maybe you’d just see me. Instead, you leaned in and whispered something to the girl next to you. I couldn’t hear the words, but I saw her eyes flick to me. I saw the smirk that bloomed on her face, a cruel, beautiful flower. And then I saw you laugh. It wasn’t a big, loud laugh. It was small and sharp, like a shard of glass. A laugh meant just for me, a private joke that I was the punchline of. In that moment, the entire world went silent. The noise of the cafeteria faded into a dull hum, and all I could hear was the sound of your laughter in my head, playing on a loop. It was confirmation. It was the verdict I’d been waiting for. It was you, looking at the pathetic, lonely girl and finding her so amusing you had to share the joke. You didn’t push me. You didn’t call me a name where anyone else could hear it. You just… erased me. You turned me into a cartoon, a caricature of a person not worthy of even basic decency. You looked into my world and decided it was a joke. That’s the thing about a moment like that, Issyiss. You probably don’t even remember it. It was a Tuesday. It was a fleeting bit of fun for you. But for me, it was the day the floor gave out. It was the first crack in the glass. Every other reason that’s coming… they all trace back to that crack. You didn’t start the fire, but you handed them the match. You lit the fuse. So here you are, on Tape 1, Side A. The first reason. The first domino. The rest of the story is coming, but it all started with you. Welcome to my life’s end. I hope you’re listening. There are thirteen sides to this story. And you, Issyiss, are just the beginning. The tape is in your hands now. Pass it on. Or don’t. But you don’t get to forget. You’re the first reason why. End of Tape 1, Side A.
AngieKStan
Sin please implement a Free Agents mode to arena next! It could be very simple. For the first round make the format be similar to weakest link where we compete in a challenge NO VOTES CAST. After the challenge results there will be a veto winner who will be the only one voting, the bottom 4 in the challenge will be in the draw where one is randomly sent in against whoever the Veto winner chooses. I speak for many when I say we want this! While you're here please also add a Cutthroat Challenge Long Game. Best, Angie
:D. I will make a whole blog about it bc thats like over a month of this long ass hard game, excluding the ones i didnt win. I just wanna thank Lover s class of fake personalities it rly helped me clutch some tricky situations.. I also wanna just thank and shoutout the people ive met and allies i've worked with best during this small journey. Hater Britt GeminiFoxx YanderTron21 Travis Brxan Bagel Sobriquet Mochalatte Mikey Jaxx Desh Kemi Slayking123 Josh Brxan Tryphena Drnicolemartin Cheesecake Krisstory Druhhbby joshgillespie Moviedude CocoVanderbilt Sirvivor I LITERALLY could not do it without you. and if we worked against each other i also appreciate you aswell. you made this game fun for me, i wish i could tag u all but ive done enough tagging. Love and appreciate u all kings. Also a big thanks to Nikky for supporting me from the sidelines.
The time has come. Do you have what it takes to stand on your own two feet and make your own votes? You better because this is Free Agents, honey. CAST: KeithNewbern JanelleBaddie chazz TrueBlood Matt katieginella KittyCupcake123 issyiss Tone muribolt charles_leclerc Saint_Sally Nikky amandasings04 Tempo Morgan TeaFiercelyBoots DrNicoleMartin wyatt MarksMarks PosterBoy
Sankey
I am starting a new blog series where I rank the front page friends list of all my close Kovazian friends. We are starting with everybody's favorite brazilian-american weightlifting developer Bagel. 11. NaughtyNacho - This should be self-explanatory. She protects me in every game while I vote for her every chance I get. One of the worst Kovaze users whom I love dearly. Next 10. BRAT - Many people think she is a sweet innocent celebrity winner but those who know the real her know she's just an evil person with a dark soul. 9. Connor_ - Backstabbed myself and my sister sobriquet (tho this list isnt about her) in the arena and then got ended by myself and sobriquet in the arena. Just fucked up and a dirty player. Honestly I should put him at 11 but Nacho and brat deserve double digits. 8. Azah - I don't really know her 7. Joey65409 - I don't really know her either 6. Nikky - Loyal but just made it further than me in the safety chain arena. Wtf. 5. Leonardo - idk him but he's a top row friend so have to put some respect on his name. 4. Luxray - I honestly can't tell u how she made it this far on the list. I can see why she's one of bagels close friends bc those two are so similar (derogatory) EDIT you know what I kind of love that we’re building bagel’s female avi so maybe you’ll move up to top 3 soon 3. James - loyal ally, big heart, not on kovaze anymore but logged in to vote for me in celebrities. he won't read this tho love him 2. Cherry - A great person but putting her at #1 would build her ego too high. 1. matcha - I'm definitely not putting you at #1 so that you consider protecting me in the arena. Her existence has a lot of ppl pressed and she's a kind soul who makes me :( every time I see she joined a game im in bc i know i'm gonna lose.
sobriquet
little debbie christmas tree cakes
Tone
we are NUMBER ONE BABYYYY. it might get snatched from me before the day is even over. but i just wanted to say that at one point in time, i had it. #1 in arena wins. WE UP
Nikky
style
Dream: 100 style: 25 CarltonRS: 0
Matt
I think I’ve gotten what I needed out of this site. It is my time to leave now. Thank you! Back to neopets.com!
matcha
Be prepared to make more enemies than friends.