Absolutely killed race for me. I love it!

I’m so sorry that I was not your mother. If I was your mother you would have been so loved. Held in the arms of joyous light. Never would this story’s plight, the world unfurled before our eyes. A pure demise. Of nation sitting peaceful under a night sky. If I was your mother, the world would have been warm. So much laughter and joy, nothing would harm. I can’t imagine the stain. The soul-stealing pain that the little boy, you must have seen and believed and the formulation of thought quickly taught that you lived in a cruel, unjust world. Is this why you now decide no one will get the best of you? Is this why you do not hide nor shy away from taking back the world? Was it because so early in life all that strife wracked your little body with fear? Oh, dear Mr. Mezcal , if only I’d been your mother, perhaps the torture of unwrit youth would not within your heart imbue ascription to such fealty against that world that seemed so cruel.

but not High

is an annoying fucking cunt

once in a life time opportunity to play with user tisha

im french and theres not a single french word in it. i also got the word lover which threw me off my game. i dont think usernames should be in the game, it kind of shows favouritism.

FUCK THIS STUPID ASS GAMEBOTTY ASS GAME Victim96: 43950 cheesecake: 39150 Mezcal: 35950 KaliMinaj: 32500 Nebula: 31400 Runaways: 27050 Britt: 23450 PosterBoy: 22450 MaxOra: 16500

Connor is my dad

I just played my first weakest link arena…. AND I JUST WON NEVER UNDERESTIMATE ME AGAIN IM A PHYSICAL POWERHOUSE 💅💋

that's enough for now!

chibi sending me a fabulous voice message. He tells me many shocking things. I know he has a shocking Christmas gift for me

Good morning Kovaze, I hope this festive season has been treating you all well! This update has been a long time coming and brings with it some exciting and much needed update to Frenzy, Arena, Outcasted, and Race (and a familiar new game mode for some of you!). 𝗔𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗔 2 New Gamemodes have been added to Arena! When the game begins, it will select one of the three existing game modes (the first being OG Arena). Here are the two new game modes: • Weakest Link - No voting. The two players with the least amount of points each round will be nominated for elimination the next round. • Safety Chain - Some of you have been asking for "The Duel" (on previous sites) for years, and it's about time it makes its return. Each round, you will rank the players in the game based on who you want to give safety to. You must also select which player to "Call Out" in case you are sent into elimination. The safety chain will commence with the POV who will save one player, and that player will save one player and so on. The player not picked will be sent into the arena and will get to pick who they compete against! 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗭𝗬 • Jury now begins at final 9 • Not casting a jury vote will now randomise your vote • It will now be impossible for a jury vote to tie 𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗗 • Jury now begins at final 9 • It will now be impossible for a jury vote to tie 𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗘 • Coming last in a non-elimination leg will no longer apply the penalty if your team played an immunity ticket. 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘼𝘽𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙉𝙀𝙒 𝙂𝘼𝙈𝙀? A lot of effort is being made to ensure this game will be an absolute blast for everyone to play. After reading some of the awesome suggestions in the survey, we've decided to slightly pivot on some of the aspects of the game, and we're closing in on something magical. There's no release date yet but we will keep you updated very shortly :) -- Minigames. 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗦 • Incorrect letters now deduct 150 points instead of 250. We're very excited to hear your thoughts regarding these changes and we can't wait to see the different playstyles that flourish with the new Arena game modes. See you next week!

Don’t play if you’re going to ghost me, give up and not try. It’s disrespectful and it’s really shitty. I get it I’m terrible at most of the comps. The sad part is how much better I’ve gotten since starting. But don’t be a dick head about it. I do my absolute best until the very end and that’s the bare minimum I ask from everyone else.

Luxray Skinny brought me here ngl Matcha MaxOra Mezcal Lolicapolica Sobriquet Cherry Godzillafan29 RobbieRIOT CarltonRS God NaughtyNacho for the 4 times we got race partnered expeditiously Connor thinks I am incredibly funny he can go here too. AngieKStan I love her I just think something is wrong in the air when she is near Kodua

Wooooo I'm the 5th person to reach 100 race wins!!! Yes yes I know I have no life blah blah blah, but I'm excited to hit this milestone! Special shoutout to Evan for being my partner for my 100th win, which also happened to be our second Kovlympics race! A few fun stats with partners... Most games: 9 with RobbieRIOT Most finales: 6 with Mp231 / NaughtyNacho Most games with no wins: 6 with Nikky Most 2nd places: 3 with God / Hater / KittyCupcake123 Most 3rd places: 3 with Foox Wins by partner: * 4 WINS * JashTheJash * 3 WINS * DBonee Goomybear IceBeast Kemi Mp231 NaughtyNacho Rain * 2 WINS * cheesecake Evan Geoo jarhead Justini matcha skinny spartagow TripletThreatJ * 1 WIN * 3pi14159 AngieKStan Anora AntonB CarltonRS Chespind Coke Connor Connor_ Cristi Dalvin daze Dream DryStopett Fairytales Foox Glaceon God guib Harajuku Hater hauntedwaves hwest14 Idol Imperio issyiss Ivan1234 jadennator1 KaliMinaj katieginella King_Bradford Light Lover Mezcal Luxray Manon Math Mikey MiMiStaken25 Mochalatte Nakime Nebula Nenalala Neth110 NikoJ papa RavRavRav RobbieRIOT Runaways Sapphire SirVivor stuartlittle16 style Timmyxo Tone Victim96 yeri

I have not been on "the kove" (what the cool kids are calling Kovaze) all day and i see i got one tag from my lovely friend Mezcal who takes up a highly coveted spot on my friendlist. i thought "oh what a lovely thing! a friend of mine tagged me in a post!" so im sure you can imagine my surprise when i open the blog and its a ranking of Kovaze designers in which i am ranked ON THE BOTTOM? mind you 3 of the people above me dont even design they ask chatGPT to make them stuff and then they upload it... I smell a stunt... ill never complain about being below Seong cuz hes the best designer on the site but Mezcal count your days because Sankey will be dealing with you and i call upon my army, The Sankey Soldiers, to fight for my honor. #BIGDRAMA #LINESWILLBEDRAWN #ALLMUSTCHOOSE #TEAMSANKEY People ive drafted to be Sankey Soldiers for this war in my name: PosterBoy Runaways Paul DOOM AngieKStan Tempo MaxOra God Salmaan1 Lover FIGHT FOR THE ONE WHO PROVIDES YOU WITH GIFTS! YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED AS HEROES! THE BARDS WILL SING SONGS OF YOUR SACRIFICE FOR CENTURIES! YOU ALL MAY DIE, BUT THAT IS A SACRIFICE I AM WILLING TO MAKE!

Good morning/afternoon/evening everyone! As you all know we've been running the Kovaze Olympics this weekend, and although it's not quite over, it will end tonight (Kovaze time tonight) with our final races. However, for those of you who haven't managed to participate and want to reap some of the benefits, today we will be hosting our CLOSING CEREMONY! There will be 3x PAYOUTS for Arena & Race at specific times. With it's new update, Arena will start us off! The times will be as follows: 2 PM EST – 3 PM EST/KVT (Kovaze Time!) Arena 3x payouts for every Arena game that starts in this window. 3:15 PM EST – 4:15 PM EST/KVT Race 3x payouts for all Race games beginning during this time. 4:30 PM EST – 5:30 PM EST/KVT Arena 3x payouts for every Arena game that kicks off in this block. The events team have discussed and to encourage those to join Arena with the update, it will take Frenzy's place. Interest was particularly low in the opening ceremony regarding Frenzy, so we've made this decision so people are able to play as many games as possible. Apologies for those who enjoy Frenzy but hopefully with duel format in Arena making appearances you can still get your social game down! 🙂

NaughtyNacho, my deepest apologies for splitting on you for 11th in the Kovlympics Arena #4. While I stand by the move from a strategic standpoint, it was never my intent to cause harm. I understand you can no longer trust me due to my conniving and evil ways. In a normal Arena, it would’ve been a different, but I was playing for #KovlympicsTeam2 and had to put their interest above my personal relationships. You gave me personal game information and I ran with it. That was a despicable action and I’m ready to be held accountable.

josh nomming you at final 5 was fake as fuck of me and you have all right to be mad as fuck at me mezcal nomming you at final 7 was fake as fuck of me and you have all right to be mad as fuck at me randybandy nomming you at final 8, 7, and 6 was fake as fuck of me and you have all right to be mad as fuck at me hater nomming you at every opportunity was fake as fuck of me and you have all right to be mad as fuck at me

If you are a horrible person to others or just want to come on here to hide behind your keyboard rhetoric to make yourself feel better while tearing someone down... that's just not the vibe here. You will likely be called out on it or just ignored completely. Go write in your journal or tell your therapist about it babe.

there’s gonna be major scandal breaking about how performance enhancing drugs were used at this year’s kovlympics

is an annoying fucking cunt

Who am I missing 1. sobriquet 2. benopolis 3. Hater 4. AngieKStan 5. matcha 6. AntonB 7. katieginella 8. xcharliex 9. Sin because she physically changed the format 10. NaughtyNacho 11. Luxray 10 and 11 only on the cast bc we’d never hear the end of it if they didn’t make it….. Honorable mention Cherry

don't talk to me if you weren't a day one arena truther

Only bcs I did it last night for frenzy…. 1st Place 🥇 Avg Placement 1st Hater 2nd Place 🥈 Avg Placement 2.5th Jarhead 3rd Place 🥉 Avg Placement 3.5th Idol Honorary mentions to sobriquet BigFloppaFan37 RandyBandy tying for 4th place with an avg placement of 4.5th