Can You Hear Me From Inside My Jar?
jarhead
2 days agoEvery time I try to talk in my new jar, my voice just echoes in here. I’m running out of oxygen and starting to feel loopy and lightheaded. Will you help me?
(Thank you
Chibi for the design and
IceBeast for the gift.)
4 votes, 71 points
Comments
This is a hazard, I'm not sure why we are promoting this as if it's some fashion statement. I take serious issue with this, and I hope to see this accessory removed from the catalog. Jarhead, friend, please allow me to send you the contact info to my therapist. I don't want to see you hurting yourself like this anymore.
h̵̰̃e̴͇͍̞͋ ̷̨̽͘̚i̵̼̰̍̀͆ŝ̸̤̪̾ ̴̩̬̔̔̔t̸̘̼͐̈́͜r̵̗̬̆̊ä̸̛̠͕̓p̵̡̧͇̿̓p̷͍͌̇̚e̴͉͎̍d̶̡̦̊̈́ ̴̛͎͍͂a̷̱̝͚͆ñ̶̯̥d̵̜̙̑ ̴̨̹̹̓s̴͇͙͛c̶̳͓̕a̸̯͛̓̽r̴̭̔ë̵̠̳̅̌d̴̨̋̄ ̵̬̘̄d̴̘̣̍͠ơ̵͍̟͚̊ ̴̞͌͛ÿ̷̬͎̱́ó̶̱̙͙u̸̦͗̄ ̷̬͍̉ș̶̻̏̌ē̴̘e̵̻̪̠͛ ̸̧̡̀̄͆ḧ̵̝o̴̭͂͑ẅ̵̱́ ̵̜̪̦̓̓s̷̘̰̈́̀c̸̛̘̃̄ä̸̱̾͘r̴̗͂̋̾ë̴̯͓́d̸͉̲͗ͅ ̶̗͇̱̽h̴̨̼͙̿̀è̷̱͖̈́ ̴̞̾ì̸̞̣̑̆ś̵̝̲̝?̴̘̆̚ ̸̧̬̅h̸̢̩̻̉̃͊ē̴̮̳͇̐̚l̷̫͓͊p̴̩̋ ̷̙͌ḩ̴̡̞̀̇̒ḭ̷̟̍͜ḿ̵̢.̸̝̖̈