Survivor 49 Has Me Switching Sides Every Week (And I’m Not Sorry)

Survivor 49 is officially in its “everyone thinks they’re a mastermind” era, and it’s got me acting brand new every episode. One minute I’m like “oh wow, strategic genius, winner edit, give them the check,” and the next they’re spiraling at Tribal like they just invented a brand-new way to fumble a layup. The alliances are flimsier than a wet paper towel, the whispers are giving group project panic, and somehow I’m still seated, invested, and ready to defend my current fave like I’m on payroll. Anyway—who are you actually rooting for right now, and who do you need gone for the sake of peace?