im sorry

but before texting, if you couldnt talk to your girl on the phone while u were taking a dump, then u werent really girls. My mom would do it all the time, but only with one of her friends. She'd literally be like "hold on, i need to use the bathroom" and go to the bathroom while still on the phone, and they'd talk as if nothing was happening as my mom farted away. Thats the test of a TRUE friend *mic drop*