ASBB7: Live Feed Update Ep 1: Dumbass Little Troglodyte

Hello, I’m Nico Sings, and welcome to the Live Feed Update for Amanda Sings Big Brother 7, the only show where you can leave with a restraining order. 18 houseguests have entered the Amanda Sings House, and even though it is just Day 2, things have heated up. If you haven’t met the houseguests yet, well, you won’t meet them here. Check out the Meet the Cast episode here: https://kovaze.com/blog/206889. What has happened since the move-in? Well, let me tell you, BUT first, if you want to catch all of the live action, check the Discord! https://discord.gg/kzrvw8m6d 📺Houseguests Enter📺 🟣 The 18 houseguests quickly get shoved into the house after ASBB6 ended. Once they “ooo’d” and “ahhhh’d” at the lovely one-bedroom apartment they will be living in, they started to introduce each other. 🟣 Oren tells everyone that he was on ASBB5, from Georgia, and loves gardening. He tells everyone that seven is his lucky number. He is constantly surrounded by the number seven. He tells us he is currently competing in Dimitra’s Next Top Model Season SEVEN (which we allowed because we love Dimi, but Edgar is taking the photos since he can’t leave the premises; he just communicates via a sketchy webcam). He is excited to be on Season 7 of ASBB. (Let’s hope that this seven thing doesn’t bite him in the ass and he gets 7th place). 🟣 OhEmGee then introduces herself, telling everyone she was on Season 3, from Arizona, and loves to party. She then makes a big reveal: she is a pig (we already knew that, but go off, sis) 🟣Other people introduce themselves, but it wasn’t gag-worthy, but we appreciate them sharing because I do care. 🟣Boo, aka ashleyhollis, tells everyone that he wants to align with BaldishaKatrisha. No response from the players. 🟣KaliMinaj informs everyone she has a tight pussy and is loyal. 🟣Piggy burps. 📺HOH Comp 1: Gridlock📺 🟣Houseguests compete in the first HOH comp for the season. They had to gather 10 boxes, each with a numerical value, and they had to decide if they want to save their score or try again. If they tried again, they would get slimed (not really, but we need something interesting with the edit). The houseguest with the highest saved score wins HOH. 🟣While players are doing their HOH comps in the Newly Renovated Challenge Room (we just got rid of the dead bodies), people started to compliment Bethie. I would share them, but Bethie has been punished for leaving a stain on the carpet. 🟣Kodua tells the house that he is looking for love and Bald tells him that LKS3099 is interested. They then begin flirting. 📺Twist and HOH Comp Results📺 🟣Before the first HOH is crowned, Amanda announced the twist for this season is bringing back AngieKStan’s box (now fresh, trimmed, and cleaned). Currently, the box is locked and they need Angie’s Key (that’s what the K stands for) to unlock it and see the magic wonders in her box. For this week, there will be NO TWIST, which is a twist on its own tbh. 🟣The HOH comp results are in, and I’m not sharing all 16 scores. Bethie lost, so everyone, please laugh at her. Oren wins! 📺After HOH📺 🟣Bethie is making tuna casserole 🟣Oren shows off his HOH room. It was a room that is it. Nothing exciting. 🟣Houseguests begin taking photos for the memory wall because we forgot to do it in pre-production because Amanda was still on vacation. 🟣Cleiton14 tells everyone that if he were HOH, he would have everyone say who they would put on the block. He says that the game is about positioning. Those who don’t take a stand end up facing elimination or become a target. Keith asks him who Cleiton would put up. He doesn’t respond...awkward. 🟣Bald said they would pick Cleiton because he can’t stand this BTC (idk what that means, Big Titty Cock???) Can’t stand his long-ass texts and he tried to be nice to Cleiton, but he can’t with the aggressive behavior every time Bald tries to talk to him in public or in DMS. 🟣Kodua asks if anyone watches Rupual’s Drag Race UK. Bethie says she watches Dragula, and Kodua responds, “Did I say Dragula?” Bethie says no, then says everyone hates her now. 🟣The houseguests then talk about Big Brother, and honestly, I got bored and got a snack. 🟣Piggy burps again. 🟣Kodua states that someone in the house isn’t who they seem to be. I announce on the speaker as the house therapist and ask him a question of “aren’t we all personas in this world called Amanda Sings? How does that make you feel? 🟣Boo was upset that AI was posted in the chat. Oren tells everyone he protests AI and shows off a protest photo, which ironically was in his HOH room. 📺Nominations📺 🟣Oren makes his nominations and he nominates Keith and LCS for eviction. He says they are an obvious duo. 🟣Keith then goes all out in response to Oren’s nomination. KEITH:Oren, have you any idea about the history, like i’m not trying to be mean, but like deadass we do not get along at all (about LCS I believe, trying to add the context as editor. THIS IS SO HARD). I voted him out on Skinnisha S3 (shoutout Beni and Skinny) and called him out multiple times at the tribals. I don’t see where you got this idea of a duo from but holy shit you are off in that assumption. OREN: I mean if that’s the case then why weren’t either of you pushing for me to nom the other? Like go off though. KEITH: because other people annoyed me more? Notably the inactive and the one who constantly glazes himself like a donut. Moronic ass first week, who woulda thunk it. OREN: well you annoy me KEITH: “okay? Then just say that. Don’t make up some bullshit convoluted fuckass story about a duo. If you don’t like me, fuck you then. I don’t care but don’t smear your shit on a tapesty, painting this bullshit picture of something you clearly have zero idea about.” OREN: you’re a duo hiding behind a past rivalry and you annoy me. KEITH: Have a nice day, conversation over. If you believe that then I’m sorry for assuming you had a brain, that’s my fault. OREN: Anyone with a brain would be annoyed by you. KEITH: (clearly the conversation isn’t over) Anyone with a brain would see you as a spineless limp dick little bitch whos just saying the same fucking thing over and over. Dumbass little troglodyte. Glaceon: TROGLDYTE????? OREN: Ok hun I’m sorry you didn’t get your way. I know how badly you wanted it to be Cristi and Cleiton KEITH: Yeyeah I did and you wanted to be my ally you lied to my fafe. Face. Don’t even play this shit with me. You lied to my face about being allies, Crisit is inactive and Cleiton is annoying as shit. I’ll just say it bluntly right here and now you bet your ass those were the names I told you. 🟣LKS finally arrives to find out the news and says “THE ACTUAL FUCK????” Why am I nominated. Keith tells him because they are a “duo”. LKS replies to a comment Oren said earlier about why they didn’t push each other to be nominated and states that since it was Oren’s HOH and not his (LKS). LKS tells everyone that Oren told him that he was safe and not nominating him. He then says it is the first round WHY would I try to control YOUR (Oren’s) HOH. Oren the actual fuck. 🟣Kodua announces that he is going to trade’s house. 🟣LKS then speaks to us with his beautiful voice and says the following....well this is what SCRIPTY transcribed and I trust them. LKS: I'm just gonna say one thing. It doesn't make any sense, nominating me and Keith. Simple as that. It will aim or it was or I don't know what the fuck at the moment I am, I am to you, I was your friend. If we're gonna talk actually about duos, one obvious, duos was Orin and me. If you go to my profile, do I have a fucking picture with Keith on my profile? How the fuck know? I have a picture with Orin saying best allies, best friends. People I will always work with. So like what the actual fuck, Orin? What the actual fuck, it doesn't make any sense. Why would I go on a first week on Big Brother? Big fucking brother, this is not survivor. This is Big Brother that first week, if you go against someone, it's gonna put a target on your fucking back with no need when there's a lot of people and options. And also, like, forget it. Do you wanna nominate duos perfect? There's other options. Also, hello. I am your friend. I am someone who was gonna work with you no matter what. So like what the actual fuck, Orin? What the actual fuck? 🟣Kali says “welcome back sparta” spartagow 🟣Piggy got scared and ran away. LKS: If you weren't talking about tools, well, you and I were, too, well, not a little more. Obviously, I fucking hashed out plans cited. Well, the actual fuck, what, the actual fuck? Like, I understand, get this fucking annoying. Kid is someone that, like, you know, but I wanted peace. I didn't want to bring a target on my back by being annoying and being like, listen, I'm gonna keep, listen, I'm gonna keep, listen. I don't know if he has friends around the house. I don't know if he has an already alliance. I don't know if he has the votes. Why would I in my freaking mind go to you on your age or age of my friend and be like, hey, let's do what I want to do. I wanted to respect your decision. I wanted to respect what you wanted to do, but then you go around and go and nominate me, your friend. Like, what the actual fuck, Orin? Seriously, what the actual fuck? LKS:I might not be fighting with Geat 24-7 because like the game started and I was working and then I went to sleep If I haven't fight it with Geat is because we haven't had the opportunity to it. We were in peace I didn't hear anyone saying he was in my name, so I was like, okay, perfect But that does not mean that Geat and I are a duo. We do not stand each other Like I'm not gonna say we hate each other because that's strong word and it's a game And obviously we don't hate each other, but it's like girly boo boo the first opportunity that I have in the game to Maybe trying to take you out. I will take it and I know he will take it as well because we know that we are afraid to each other's games But is the first freaking week? There's people who haven't even appeared answer messages Like what the actual like Orion and I am trying so hard not to make this personal because we are actually friends like I that that's what's bothering me right now at this moment like what the actual fucking health Orion, what the fuck? I am I am I am so pissed right now KEITH: All I’m saying is if Oren will stab people easily yall should keep your guard up around him bc Oren cant be trusted to go even 1 day off an alliance deal before flipping. OREN: It was a final 2, not a final 3, and who did you take to the f2? (something Amanda posted that I have no clue but I needed some space before I post LKS’s last voice recording for this episode.) LKS: and also different from everyone from here, didn't mean you and I have a chat called top three months wanted that he was in a alliance chat, and I always shared things over there to you and to Nick because I consider yourself a friend and I was like, hey, look, I am at top two and I'm going to cast it. Ooh, I did eat on this game and I continually speak to you as a friend. Again, no logic, or no logic at all by you nominating me, your friend. The one who has told you, you're my fucking right or die. (there was other stuff but idk if I will get banned or not so like check the discord so it is more than just Dakota watching :) ) And that is the end of this Episode. Who will win the POV? Will the POV be used? Who will be evicted? Will the other players do something that I will write about them? Tune in next time for the ASBB7 Live Feed Recap. I’m Nico Sings, and remember: take it in the butt, and you are a champ. Good night! #ASBB7