Wows Villa Sim Ep5

Its another episode wooooohoooooo!!!! Beni - The Chaos Agent Shrimp - The Nerd MedusaLuh - The Strategist MattyChamps - The Athlete Edgar - The Flirt WowPlatinum - The Firecracker Dimitra - The Real Housewife Nettles - The Snob Fiji - The Black Widow Envious - The Leader ToriMarie - The Cynic lish - The Primadonna Starry - The Sunshine Eliminated bitches: AngieKStan - The Beauty Queen Glitter - The Schemer Seong - The Golden Boy Pava - The Analyst Previously, Pava was evicted from the game and it was very sad. I decided to start this episode out by bonding with MattyChamps and Fiji. I then decided to do something to stand out to the audience because im gonna do a separate post at the end of the season about the audience popularity stats and i gotta get those numbers up! mattychamps has not slept properly in four nights and has stopped pretending otherwise. They are running on nothing. edgar, Brxanne and Envious corner Dimitra and starrydash for a full interrogation about the showmance. Both of them hold up well. mattychamps and Dimitra both reach for the last slice of pizza, freeze, then split it with the precision of surgeons. The whole villa watches in silence. Nobody knows why it's funny but it is. Tisha and WowPlatinum get caught matching outfits by complete accident and lean into the bit all day. It reads as more than a bit to everyone watching. Brxanne's reaction to the week's events is caught on camera and goes instantly viral. Not meanly. They have become a meme but the affection behind it is real. Brxanne does not know yet. Dimitra gets a surprise shoutout from a celebrity fan account and does not find out until someone in the villa shows them the notification count. Dimitra and Envious both claim credit for the group's win in a task neither of them actually led. The rest of the villa remembers it differently than either of them. SHRIMP WINS HOH!!!!! Shrimp nominates ToriMarie, Medusaluh and Starrydash EDGAR WINS THE TIME CAPSULE! He failed in his task and recieved a punishment of a BAD MAKEOVER!!! MEDUSALUH WINS THE VETO!!!! Edgar is the RENOM! Starry, ToriMarie and Edgar are the final nominees WowPlatinum takes center stage and commands the room's attention. edgar says one name. Brxanne nods. That is the entire conversation and it is completely binding. Neither is surprised. Nettles, mattychamps and Fiji run a circuit in the garden every morning this week. Half of them hate it. All of them keep turning up. Envious and starrydash fall into a 6am workout routine that nobody else has the energy to join. Within three days they are an unspoken duo. The cameras absolutely notice. torimarie gets up mid-conversation, pushes the chair back, and walks out of the room without a word. The door does not slam but everyone flinches anyway. Dimitra is left mid-sentence. TORIMARIE WINS THE BLOCKBUSTER!!!!! I evicted Edgar because me and Starry are allies BY A VOTE OF 5-5, WE HAVE A TIE! Shrimp breaks the tie STARRY IS ELIMINATED FROM WOWS VILLA. Starry, thank you for playing. Im sad to see you go.