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PYN for Simulated Reality Show!

Burgz      ❤ 37    ▲3

Im bored at work, so I want to start something to help pass the time (and to get me more money on my checks cause I clock out early) I am starting a brand new, hand-simulated reality show called "KASH OUT". And here is the premise. 18 Kovazians will enter The Bank, where money means everything. They will participate in the Deposit Challenge, a place where they can earn Koinz. The 3 Kovazians with the most Koinz totaled after the challenge will form the Upper Klass and each nominate one individual for the Withdraw Ceremony. Then, everyone weighs in and places however many Koinz they want to try to save a fellow ally. The Kovazian with the least amount of Koinz on their scale will be eliminated. This process continues until only one person claims the Monopoly Shareholder title and the winner of KASH OUT! Everything in this hand-simulated experience will be based on dice rolls, and it will feature fully-fleshed out and dynamic competitions to change the game. I will personally keep track of relationships and Koinz and will be releasing this series episodically for you all in case you want to follow along! Expect episodes every 3-4 days? Not sure on the time scale of this project yet. If you want to sign up and watch your simulated self be greedy, please do! I would like for 18 members of the Kovaze Community to partake in this project I've been thinking about!

Power just came back on 😅

hwest14      ❤ 40    ▲0

Sorry about the gameshow last night love yall 💙

you know you're down bad

Jaded      ❤ 93    ▲3

when you lost to fucking marwane the biggest nuke on the site (water tank, but still) - 19 SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD

WE DID IT AMERICA

lish      ❤ 51    ▲1

THE BLUE TSUNAMI BABY ROLL OVER IN YOUR GRAVE BITCH GAGALUV

TDI Fans v Favs Ep.3 Dodgebrawl

Nokomis      ❤ 25    ▲0

KILLER BASS: Duncan ChloeKay Sadie Mel Heather Fiji Scarlett Glitter Paul Sammy SCREAMING GOPHERS: Ven Alejandro KnowUh Noah Statham Izzy Rainolds Trent tezu Courtney -----ELIM----- 22ND- LilGingy 21ST- Lindsay *(The screen opens on Chris McLean standing right in the middle of a dodgeball court, wearing a referee whistle around his neck and casually bouncing a bright red rubber ball against his knee with a wicked grin.)* "Previously, on... **Total! Drama! Island!**" *(Cuts to chaotic, high-energy footage of campers diving, screaming, and getting pelted with high-speed rubber balls.)* "We traded the lake for the court with a brutal, bone-crunching **best-of-five dodgeball showdown**! Duncan was out there treating it like a war zone, ChloeKay and Sadie spent half the match screaming while ducking for cover, and bodies were flying everywhere." *(Cut to clips of the Killer Bass celebrating and Paul showing off his dodgeball skills.)* "When the final whistle blew, the **Killer Bass** walked away with the victory. **Paul** stepped up like an absolute champ, dodging and throwing his way to MVP, while **Mel** looked completely lost on the court, easily earning the title of the team's weakest link after getting smoked by a direct headshot." *(Cut to the Screaming Gophers licking their wounds, with tezu looking focused and Ven looking battered.)* "Over on the Screaming Gophers, it was an unmitigated disaster. **tezu** channeled inner ninja reflexes to pull off MVP honors, while **Ven** spent more time dodging the ball than throwing it, cementing himself as the Gophers' weakest link." *(Cut to shady behind-the-scenes strategy chats by the cabins at night, showing Courtney, Trent, and Alejandro plotting.)* "And man, did the target painting get messy! Courtney wasted zero time drawing up **Plan A**, pointing the finger straight at Ven as a dangerous *'Strategic Threat'*. Trent tried to save his own skin by cooking up **Plan B**, targeting Izzy for a *'Poor Challenge Performance and Weakening Tribe'*. Meanwhile, Alejandro was lurking in the shadows whispering **Plan C**, trying to give the boot to Trent because he's a total *'outsider'*." *(Cut to the dramatic bonfire ceremony at night, Chris holding the final marshmallow with a dramatic pause.)* "At the campfire, the alliances went to war. Izzy managed to scrape together three votes, but Courtney's masterclass of a takedown completely steamrolled the competition. When the votes were tallied, **Ven** got absolutely hammered with a crushing **seven votes**!" *(Quick shot of Ven marching angrily down the Dock of Shame toward the Boat of Losers.)* "Adios, Ven! Try catching a ball on your way out. Who's getting chopped next? Find out right now, on... **Total! Drama! Island!**" *(Chris laughs wickedly as the screen cuts to the title card.)*

i feel like

Chris      ❤ 38    ▲0

i just fell out of a fucking coconut tree best tweet i think ive seen

Changing my ways in The Ring

SirVivor      ❤ 13    ▲0

Because it only gives me all my bad comps anyway I will simply not ban anything anymore and let fate decide!

BEAUTIFUL DAY

3dgar      ❤ 21    ▲2

to be in america like YUPPPP so many flips to blue AND so many firsts as well like oh we made this happen.. #WeCaliforniadYourTexas

3 more for power

Alexx      ❤ 10    ▲0

We really ate yesterday

ulpn63      ❤ 8    ▲0

Thank you babes💙💙

Abdul is so hot

Ethan      ❤ 49    ▲1

my 1

Jaded      ❤ 38    ▲1

PLEASE

PureEssence      ❤ 30    ▲2

make stacker zoomable on pc again sin i actually cant handle it theres zero reason i should be averaging 1-1.5k when i used to avg 3-4.5k every time #BRINGBACKOLDSTACKER

jaded (ring retirement blog)

Jaded      ❤ 40    ▲0

TOP BLOGS

Ban Rates after 30,337 matches:

Sin      ❤ 661    ▲37

(pic)

(PIC) RIO FOR YOU

Rio      ❤ 421    ▲48

Hugs and kisses Just a normal day

watching election results (pic)

Atticus      ❤ 298    ▲11

and did my part <3 a blue drop in a red ocean but.....here's to hoping others showed up!!!!

Wows Villa Sim Ep1

WowPlatinum      ❤ 265    ▲17

ok so i have nothing going on today cuz today is all ab watching CNN and checking spec index SOOOO to pass the time im doing one of Ven simulators and maybe ill do more. i just chose iconic people who the site has uploaded. Also yes im in it cuz i wanted to see what interactive was and play as me yasss. You have all been drafted: Beni - The Chaos Agent AngieKStan - The Beauty Queen Shrimp - The Nerd MedusaLuh - The Strategist Seong - The Golden Boy MattyChamps - The Athlete Edgar - The Flirt WowPlatinum - The Firecracker Pava - The Analyst Dimitra - The Real Housewife Nettles - The Snob Fiji - The Black Widow Envious - The Leader ToriMarie - The Cynic lish - The Primadonna Starry - The Sunshine Glitter - The Schemer Ok lets move on to Episode 1 and see what happens wooo!!! In episode 1 i decided to stir the pot and immediately start drama with MattyChamps because its lore accurate. I then flirted with Fiji. The highlights of the first episode were as follows: Medusaluh did something the audience didnt like idk i didnt read it but she lost popularity WowPlatinum and Fiji gained romance MattyChamps and WowPlatinum gained popularity with the audience Shrimp disliked something WowPlatinum did MattyChamps and Edgar flirted with eachother Shrimp and Starry got into an argument Skarsgard called out Envious for something and they both lost popularity An alliance formed between Envious, AngieKStan and WowPlatinum Edgar and Brxanne have begun a public showmance Seong created an alliance of himself, WowPlatinum, MattyChamps and Starry MATTYCHAMPS WINS HOH! Matty nominates: SKarsgard, Brxanne and AngieKStan MATTYCHAMPS WINS POV! BRXANNE WINS THE BLOCKBUSTER! Household events before the vote: Dimitra and WowPlatinum bond Seong and WowPlatinum bond Brxanne stands up and says the part everyone has been avoiding all week. Nobody interrupts. Nobody can. 2 Popularity Final Nominees: Skarsgard and AngieKStan Skarsgard is listed in the game as my Rival and Angie is listed as a friend so i vote to evict Skarsgard. ANGIEKSTAN IS EVICTED By a vote of 8-6, AngieKStan is voted out of Wows Villa End of episode 1 Question: If i exit now will my progress save or do i gotta keep this page open Ven pls help xx

Imagine how many random ppl saw ur Kovaze avis I don't rlly have extensive tracking beyond 1 sim, but these are site stats overall since launch x

#ASBB7 begins tomorrow after the #ASBB6 finale. These 18 houseguests consist of 9 people that I’m a FAN of and 9 of my FAVORITE previous houseguests. Here they are in order of when they were revealed! 1. Bethie from ASBB6 2. Muribolt 3. Cristi from ASBB2 4. Malibu 5. Maddie from ASBB5 6. Irene Legend (a queen who doesn’t play kovaze) 7. Cleiton14 from ASBB1 8. BaldishaKatrisha 9. KaliMinaj from ASBB4, announced by My Favorite Houseguest Jaded 10. Jane 11. dino from ASBB3 12. Keithnewbern 13. Oren from ASBB5 14. LKS3099 15. OhEmGee from ASBB3 16. Boo (another queen who doesn’t play Kovaze) 17. PenguinOwen 18. Kodua from ASBB1 https://discord.gg/395KTSy8P This cast is going to get heated :O don’t miss the ASBB6 finale and the ASBB7 premiere TOMORROW!

Democrats, take notes

Zachbbs      ❤ 179    ▲2

Tonight is going well so far. No more lukewarm candidates like Kamala in general elections please.

ok yeah

SirVivor      ❤ 176    ▲6

I'm gonna stop playing Ring before it makes me post slurs again because why the fuck do I get my worst comps all the time and then the ones I'm good at I LOSE

my first time voting was 2016 when trump first won people are finally fucking decisively done with him I never thought this day would come. thank youuuuuu everyone who voted today I love South Carolina & Kansas & Texas omggggggggggg

PYN

Alexa      ❤ 159    ▲19

And I'll rate how likely I'd be to let you take care of my cat, Freddy. I will be posting designs of my cat around my shoulders and next to me. I need some loyal, willing friends to help me watch Freddy as well. **NOTE: if you are among the highest rated, you might find yourself with the gift of a Freddy.** MarieEve - 8.5/10, I know you'd take amazing care of Freddy. 1.5 points taken away only for the time you missed our race comp :p Tez - 9.5/10, you have a cat too so I know you'd be the BEST Freddy babysitter. 0.5 points taken away only because I could see him rage baiting you TommyXx - 7.5/10, I don't know you well enough to know for sure if I could trust you with Freddy but I do get the vibes that you'd take good care of him. <3 BradLand - 10/10!!!!! I'd let you babysit Freddy in a heartbeat and I know you'd take amazing care of him. <3 Cristi - 8/10, your name is beauty pussy so I do believe you'd take great care of my beautiful pussy (my cat, Freddy). 2 points only deducted since I don't know you well enough to know for sure but I do believe you are very loyal! PenguinOwen - 7/10, I do inherently trust you since you love cats, but since I don't know you at all I'm not able to give higher.. Mel - 8/10, IIRC you love cats so I think you'd be great and you seem like a responsible caretaker, but I don't know you well enough to know for certain Christos - 7/10, I think you'd be a solid choice but there's nothing that makes me feel like ESPECIALLY confident. You could also forget to feed him, like the time you forgot to vote.. Ethan - 7.5/10, I don't know you well BUT you seem like an omega cat lover so I inherently trust you a bit! Thumper91 - 8/10, you're super nice so I think you'd take great care of them, just don't know you well enough to give you higher! Vanessa_Adela - 8.2/10, I don't know you super well but you are very nice and loyal so I think you'd be a good cat caretaker!

Malibu Barbie DALISH giveaway

Tez      ❤ 142    ▲21

https://kovaze.com/shopping/375 Comment your fav song of MBD and what you want from my shop will gift 5-10 people

KANSAS going blue is crazy

AMANDA      ❤ 131    ▲5

IT’S HAPPENINGGGGGG THE TRUMP REGIME ENDS TONIGHT YUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP ✌️

Has Been Villa: The Challenge

AngieKStan      ❤ 128    ▲4

You all may know but I love The Challenge. I always wanted Brantsteele to add more seasons but they got ended by my sis Ven. Still, there’s no exact Challenge sim… maybe one day soon. In the meantime I’ll tell you how to do your own Free Agents format sim in Hasbeen Villa. Toggle the season to have no POV, force 3 noms and include the luck buster. Boom. Now you’re playing The Challenge Free Agents. Oh and elimination format is ELIM duel duh.

anywho thats a GOODNIGHT for me

Rain      ❤ 128    ▲12

but Sin i really wanna express how badass i think you are, these games and ideas are insane and you come so quick with them. Thank you for creating a lot of fun and memories :D (im not always bitching)

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WowPlatinum      ❤ 121    ▲8

are dakota and ethan friends? i wanna set them up! #WowPairs