Tomorrow is the birthday of the clown.

The new calendars will go from the 17th of this month straight to the 19th because the world would rather forget the evil, venomous creature named "Clown" was ever born at all. The day of his birth will always go down in infamy. History will remember it as worse than the day Hiroshima was bombed and also 9/11. A plague was born onto the Earth and no one was ever the same.