whoooooo missed me x crickets...
AngieKStan
Rain
Christos
motherbird
Ethan survived he would make a big blog about a female pop singer he likes and what he likes about him and his thoughts on their music and singing ability hell also predict how he thinks they'll do still on mainstream music
From a cute local coffee shop right by my therapist's, but I was totally spacing out when I ordered and forgot to ask for oat milk, so please pray for me that i don't take a sip and run to the toilet to poop. I do consume dairy (I'm vegetarian, everyone just assumes I'm vegan) but I almost never have actual milk.
Ethan
I’m ready to collect my win
Felicity
“With love” brookie that’s referred to as false advertising and illegal. Maybe stick to lint roller queen instead.
motherbird
*that i've blogged about. this is a new series because it's kind of the new first (for me). it's kind of impressive to have a 100% month success rate of making the top 4 (and mostly getting 2nd). rain did win an arena against me today because he somehow managed to get 2.1k in stacker when he usually gets like 900?? #runawaysrunnerup
Rain
🏆 Rain wins Endurance Arena! 🏆 Kovaze 0 minutes ago ROUND RESULTS - Endurance Round Ranking 1. Rain - 90 ( 5766) 2. Runaways - 69 ( 4612) Overall Ranking 1 Rain 9257 → 15023 -1 Runaways 9287 → 13899 Eliminated: Runaways NO WINS FOR YOU TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sin
I will add it to Kovaze... one day
Malarkey
in a fuckin' year, not ONE. y'all kill me every day with your arena win blogs, or the endless folks blogging about their 100th race win.. like WHAT? how are you ALL winning? I get some of u winning, but why I am just a big old loser? I look at my game stats and I see what everyone else sees. I see a game player who's just barely sliding by, whose win-loss record is an absolute tragedy of Shakespearean proportions, who can barely even crack single digits. And then I look at you guys, with your game wins, your top blogs, your. friendships, your community, and I think to myself... how do you do it? How are you ALL winning? You know, "How do you infallible, incredibly coordinated, spectacular gamers win game after game?" And the truth is, I didn't lose my ggames. You guys herded me like a sheep for slaughter, the designated easy beat in any game, ever. Because you all knew, deep down inside, that no matter how bad things got for you, you'd alwys have my zero-win record to look down on to make yourself feel better. I don't want to be that guy anymore, the guy who made you feel safe because I am an easy boot.
MotherFart
You look amazing and smell like my favorite thing <3 Goomybear Dream Jaded NaughtyNacho JTee gay Medusaluh Runaways Melodrama AntonB Tez style Starry KingNic muribolt 202 ChloeKay Rebranding katheryn Envious Mikey Cray GatoPisado brookie JACK_O_LANTERN Bowler23 ratedR Marwane Mochalatte Fire xcharliex MotherFart <3 Royaltyy Dreamfyre Stayc Alexa Toque Cherry Maximoff Nettles Glitter guicoelho honey Jake Venom Neeko motherbird Christos Chris Rio SexyTex DQDiva143 Space RandyBandy Jordie DrewmeliaBedelia WowPlatinum TrueBlood chazz Morgan YanderTron21 dailyicon kitty shmevo Ven Cecilia581 TommyXx Paulette unfortunate tezu GuiltyAsSin NicoRobin Shenellica LKS3099 Fiji Poof Slayking123 DWG7 dougribeiro Spooky33 Kitkat2921 gamar Plassy06 Kara Dylamo Tayvie Gorrjess KeithNewbern Skarsgard juliacx maelyn ezizwatanym popular BWOOD564 Kitsune Lucaxs Holly WilliamGonzales Lyanka Callia wetterthanyou vivibear ohxb Devotion Blueray28 McBenjamin
Alexa
It has now been 57 minutes since we entered what was supposed to be a simple Puzzler arena, and somewhere along the way, this stopped being a game and became a psychological experiment. We've experienced all five stages of grief, written heartfelt tributes to one another, questioned our life choices, and watched our hopes of freedom slowly fade with every passing minute. Some of us have accepted our fate, others are still holding onto the delusion that the arena might actually end, and I have personally reached the point of willingly choosing Sacrifice just for the POSSIBILITY of escaping this prison. But through the suffering, something beautiful has emerged: the Puzzler Eleven. Eleven strangers brought together by a broken game, united by trauma, desperation, and a shared inability to leave. We've laughed, we've cried, we've aged approximately 40 years together. These people are no longer just my fellow competitors. They're my family. My brothers and sisters in captivity. And when the historians write about the Great Puzzler Incident of 2026, I hope they remember not the game that broke us, but the friendships that were forged in its ruins. If we ever escape, I expect an annual reunion. If we don't, please tell our families we loved them. ChloeKay dailyicon Heitor Jaded Loco Muribolt TheWoman brookie jadennator1 Nakime
WowPlatinum
brookie
that alexa gifted me is actually worse than her getting us last place in race. like im actually ashamed i even made this right now. imagine looking at shops and being like "hmmmmmmm THIS is what my good, heartbroken friend brookie would want!" smfh.
death_metal
I’m looking at a place today to get away from my abusive husband. I love him but I just can’t keep doing this. When he’s sober, everything is fine but when he drinks, it just gets so bad. Right now I just feel alone in this world even tho I have friends here and family back home. I don’t know how I’m going to do living on my own for the first time. I’m so scared and so terrified and I just needed to get this out of my head so I’m sorry for this post. Edit: I didn’t get the place sadly.
Laying in bed at the end of a long day and watching reality tv UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’m in heaven
brookie
& i will write you a heartfelt acrostic poem! i dont do these kind of blogs often, so i will do them all! ChloeKay Chart girl Hairy Lovable Overly dramatic Estrogen Kind Amazon fake boobs Yells loudly TheWoman Toilet seat Hairless (bald) Eats doordash everyday Will sexually harass Only showers on sunday Might piss in ur sock drawer Always a good friend <3 Never know what a woman will do Batya Baby cutie boy Always leaves the call Tattle tale (IFYKYK) Yummy in my tummy Abruptly leaves the call Snowglobe Special Nearly in every game Once saved me with golden star Will make RACE NEVER ENDS set in 47 colors Gladly beat me in puzzler :( Loves to hate women Obtuse IRL Built like shrek Endangered species Spartagow Super villain People choice for kovaze villain! Always killing people in royale Royale enjoyer Tiny bit unstable Angry man! Good at comps? Oder of a man (stinky) Woman sent death threats in ASBB! Vanili Very rich IRL to afford so many shops! Always making new designs Nice, always I wish we could play fortnite Lovable Invested in fashion xx xoJack Xotic creature Only Roz 4 me <3 Just perfect Always yelling at chloe for something Chloes #1 hater Kovaze's sweetheart Fire Fatty turning baddie Is my kovaze sister brother Really needs to show cherry attention shes overflowing my snapchat with her tiddies Excellent at [REDACTED] Alexa Always throwing my race games Likes to get me eliminated in race Especially loves to target me in race Xcited to see me go home in race Anne lover (mama and lesbi) Nettles New user, allegedly Expert designer Talks to furries Totally fat IRL Likes to scam the giftshop game Excited to beat me in puzzler arena >:( STOLE MY FACE ohEMgee OnlyPigs #1 content creator Honestly quite funny Eventually will get her DNTM win My favorite little piggy Gutted and served with a side of eggs Extra spicy in race......... End of our bad blood era Thumper91 Tiny snatched waist Huge heart Underrated Massive tits Pretty girlie Extra hard worker Really beautiful 9 out of 10 1 in a million Rio Really the best Brazilian <3 Is my #1 diamond <3 Only man for me <3
Lime
Hi! I've had a rough day personally and I'm not ready to talk in person so I figured why not lean on internet people. Any recommendations for chill things to watch/ do at home or notes of encouragement would be dope. EDIT: TYSM Kovaze! 😀
Sam
Last night so I called out of work
and #LetMalarkeyWin get it trending
and i'll say which pokemon type are you if you were a pokemon and why idk i'm not that creative Tyler93 NORMAL type idk you seem pretty normal to me Kimmie a Ground/Water type i know i can find you at the beach Tezu Ghost/Electric type you know how to be energetic and is so chill at the same Cherry a FAIRY type i can see you using baby doll eyes to avoid a nomination of course ChloeKay PSYCHIC type you pass that unintelligible mistique vibe MotherFart a FIRE/DRAGON all the way you're just there for attention Brookie FAIRY type giving cute vibes Spikedcurley judging by your visuals and personality its obvious a GHOST/DARK type YanderTron21 ELECTRIC cause you are that friendly and personable] Dailyicon well you just told me everything I need to know a FLYING/STEEL kitty a POISON/FAIRY type, cute but dangerous
Thumper91
My brother is yesterday at. His wedding he looked the happiest I’ve ever seen him getting married at one of the most beautiful scenes on top of a mountain it was quite incredible