Ate too much pasta
Sam
Last night so I called out of work
Sam
Last night so I called out of work
Mel
spent 4 hours on this page and i’m almost done but a girl is taking a break now
Ven
i will probably make one more before retirement
guib
Rain
of both special games already. i accepted i am the problem.
Survival horror blog game! https://kovaze.com/blog/194856
Night 1 she said she was cold so someone offered to give her a black jacket and she said “I can’t wear that, it’s not pink. I only wear pink” What a bizarre fucking character and it’s so hilarious watching her surrounded by all these bland, vanilla UK celebs and they all just look at her like she’s some otherworldly creature. I miss the old school vh1 divas so much
here is my updated ranking of past usernames, yes! BEST FailedAbortion (NEW) 1 Suicide Pulldrone God Ptolemaea Life Death 666 0000 Etienne 0000000000000001 Oh FairyGarden Yay Parasite XO WORST
Kemi
i wanna kill ppl in game
DBonee
Shouldn't the tickets be off for this? Sin hwest14 https://kovaze.com/game/27170
Rain
i love Sin sm ok ill be quiet now xoxo Arena - Codebreaker 0/11 players Scheduled (5m 11s) Event
High
Sin
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bim
Signs of a WEAK blogs game player. 1. Only can get top blogs via PYN 2. Deletes their blogs if they don't do well. (You have to stand by your voice) 3. Refusal to try to redirect the scandal or current controversy back to yourself. (Always make it about yourself) 4. Refuses to call people out with @'s but tries to start drama (Be direct, let people know where they stand) 5. Won't plus other blogs, the blogs game works best when you remove your bias and plus on the merits of the blog. 6. Has neither quantity or quality. 7. Bad gif selection 8. No Loyal fan base Sings addition
and I will tell you which game I think suits you gabs - royale tbh. cutthroat, have the connections and is generally liked and good at comps rebranding - ik race is your thing but i think island would be your game. you're good at comps and social but not too much of either to be evicted due to threat level. also i feel like the fast pace suits you. dailyicon - frenzy, you have that avatar and personality that just screams trust me. you could work these newbies and get to finals easily chloekay - orgs obviously, your talents are lost if not on call/screen yandertron21 - frenzy, you too nice to backstab ppl and not gamebot enough for comp based games so i think frenzy is the perfect match fire - celebs obviously haha, you love working the public and can be super friendly and charming to the cast ( strategic ) toque - you're an arena boy, good enough at comps to actually make it far on your own but also got enough friends to carry you in golden star, sacrifice etc if needed spartagow - hysteria, you dgaf to make ppl upset and also good enough at comps to secure your safety when you need to mint - island, i see you only play arenas but i think if you could keep up with the pace of the game and tried to make connections, ppl will trust you and wanna take you far. jaded - i mean... race duh. beast enough to be good, smart enough to do the transports and not social enough for your psycho side to have to come out... most of the times tezu - im leaning outcasted, you'll have time to make the alliances, make the moves you have to but also not bad at comps marieeve - we need to get you a castings friend, you're perfect for slow paced games but too nice for royale torimarie - celebs, you got the strategic aspect on lock, if you care enough you can entertain the public for WEEKS
Malarkey
in a fuckin' year, not ONE. y'all kill me every day with your arena win blogs, or the endless folks blogging about their 100th race win.. like WHAT? how are you ALL winning? I get some of u winning, but why I am just a big old loser? I look at my game stats and I see what everyone else sees. I see a game player who's just barely sliding by, whose win-loss record is an absolute tragedy of Shakespearean proportions, who can barely even crack single digits. And then I look at you guys, with your game wins, your top blogs, your. friendships, your community, and I think to myself... how do you do it? How are you ALL winning? You know, "How do you infallible, incredibly coordinated, spectacular gamers win game after game?" And the truth is, I didn't lose my ggames. You guys herded me like a sheep for slaughter, the designated easy beat in any game, ever. Because you all knew, deep down inside, that no matter how bad things got for you, you'd alwys have my zero-win record to look down on to make yourself feel better. I don't want to be that guy anymore, the guy who made you feel safe because I am an easy boot.
MotherFart
You look amazing and smell like my favorite thing <3 Goomybear Dream Jaded NaughtyNacho JTee gay Medusaluh Runaways Melodrama AntonB Tez style Starry KingNic muribolt 202 ChloeKay Rebranding katheryn Envious Mikey Cray GatoPisado brookie JACK_O_LANTERN Bowler23 ratedR Marwane Mochalatte Fire xcharliex MotherFart <3 Royaltyy Dreamfyre Stayc Alexa Toque Cherry Maximoff Nettles Glitter guicoelho honey Jake Venom Neeko motherbird Christos Chris Rio SexyTex DQDiva143 Space RandyBandy Jordie DrewmeliaBedelia WowPlatinum TrueBlood chazz Morgan YanderTron21 dailyicon kitty shmevo Ven Cecilia581 TommyXx Paulette unfortunate tezu GuiltyAsSin NicoRobin Shenellica LKS3099 Fiji Poof Slayking123 DWG7 dougribeiro Spooky33 Kitkat2921 gamar Plassy06 Kara Dylamo Tayvie Gorrjess KeithNewbern Skarsgard juliacx maelyn ezizwatanym popular BWOOD564 Kitsune Lucaxs Holly WilliamGonzales Lyanka Callia wetterthanyou vivibear ohxb Devotion Blueray28 McBenjamin
Laying in bed at the end of a long day and watching reality tv UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’m in heaven
Sin
I will add it to Kovaze... one day
Alexa
It has now been 57 minutes since we entered what was supposed to be a simple Puzzler arena, and somewhere along the way, this stopped being a game and became a psychological experiment. We've experienced all five stages of grief, written heartfelt tributes to one another, questioned our life choices, and watched our hopes of freedom slowly fade with every passing minute. Some of us have accepted our fate, others are still holding onto the delusion that the arena might actually end, and I have personally reached the point of willingly choosing Sacrifice just for the POSSIBILITY of escaping this prison. But through the suffering, something beautiful has emerged: the Puzzler Eleven. Eleven strangers brought together by a broken game, united by trauma, desperation, and a shared inability to leave. We've laughed, we've cried, we've aged approximately 40 years together. These people are no longer just my fellow competitors. They're my family. My brothers and sisters in captivity. And when the historians write about the Great Puzzler Incident of 2026, I hope they remember not the game that broke us, but the friendships that were forged in its ruins. If we ever escape, I expect an annual reunion. If we don't, please tell our families we loved them. ChloeKay dailyicon Heitor Jaded Loco Muribolt TheWoman brookie jadennator1 Nakime
YanderTron21
Ethan SexyTex Smurf TonyTony Alexanderspms Dailyicon Cinnamon Jonj Fire Maximoff m2thamax Jaxx Ironmuffin Alakazamking Ven Randybandy JJ26 Arris Icebeast Goomybear goldelli stuartlittle16 and Cray we need to do Grammy predictions on whos being nominated we will need a whole day discussion of this
Lime
Hi! I've had a rough day personally and I'm not ready to talk in person so I figured why not lean on internet people. Any recommendations for chill things to watch/ do at home or notes of encouragement would be dope. EDIT: TYSM Kovaze! 😀
brookie
while reading todays blogs page drama
and #LetMalarkeyWin get it trending
Mel
okay so uh i wanna do another gift giveaway!! for this one its pretty simple. tag a friend or someone you know or whatever who has less than 20 gifts! i will then randomize it and gift whoever the randomizer picks. have fun<3