My Outcasted Speech

Esteemed panel of judges and betrayed allies, I know some of you are mad, but... I MADE IT!!! Not with honor, but with the MFing audacity. Let’s be honest — I played in everyone’s face this season. I had an alliance or group chat with almost everyone here. And then I probably broke it. For the lolz. Every vote? I had a hand in it. All the split votes? To ensure everyone went out exactly when planned. Every blindside? I was probably giggling while it happened. Alongside my good sis ryleigh, we were the chaos demons the island didn’t ask for but absolutely deserved. Don’t hate the player, hate the game — but maybe hate me a little, too. I was living my best delusional messy boots fantasy. As you cast your votes, just remember: I betrayed you all… because it’s what the island would have wanted. xoxo, Papa 🌴✨ (brought to you by ChatGPT)