Keith's Horror Show Episode 4: Children of the Corn

This movie series sucks but I also love trashing on bad horror movies. Ranking: 11th: Children of the Corn 2020 - It's terrible, not worth watching, probably gonna be at the bottom of my overall ranking, or at least very low down. 10th: Children of the Corn 2009 - Can you tell I hate bad remakes? Both remakes of Children of the Corn are awful and rightfully at the bottom. 9th: Children of the Corn Revelations - It's bad, nearly unwatchable, but has some moments here and there. 8th: Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return - It's awful but slightly funny bad like I can laugh at how garbage it is. 7th: Children of the Corn Runaway - Has it's moments but is otherwise an unremarkable film in the series that didn't deliver much of what I wanted at all. 6th: Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror - Slightly better than some of the films below it but still not a good movie at all, just has a somewhat stacked cast. 5th: Children of the Corn Genesis - Better than it has any right to be but is still not a very good movie. 4th: Children of the Corn (1984) - It is not a great movie, but one of the best of this series with a decently creepy atmosphere but ends up being completely mediocre at best. 3rd: Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest - Actually not bad at all, but not great either unfortunately. 2nd: Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice - Just a better film than the original and a bit better than III, but both are very interchangeable to me. 1st: Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering - It's the best by a longshot, it's actually kinda creepy at times and has a lot of great kills. And with Children of the Corn down we now have: Franchises Done: Halloween, Cube, Hellraiser, Children of the Corn Franchises to go: Friday the 13th, Scream, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Nightmare on Elm Street, Candyman, Child's Play/Chucky, Psycho, Silence of the Lambs, Omen and The Exorcist