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hit on by 43 y/o man
I was sitting at a bar by myself tonight after my friends left and my uber was 19 mins away LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and this 43 year old man ( i asked his age bc i am 26) came up to me and started stroking my thigh and was like omg you’re so handsome… and I was like… no I’m actually not LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and he was like no you are… And i was like… oh. And he was like I feel like you should make out with me right now. And I was like ohhh.. I don’t make out in public !!!! (I do just not with him) and he asked for my phone # and I almost gave him a fake number but THANK GOD i didn’t bc he texted me and was like did you get it???????????? And I was like mhm mhmm mhmmmmmm And he was like let’s hook up. And i was like i only have sex like once a year and he’s like lets change that LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO im a mess….. n e way thank god im home alone and about to sleep! Gn kovaze dot com
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I can’t tell if you enjoyed or hated this interaction
Ethan same tbhhhh help me decide
I don’t make out in public !!!! (I do just not with him) made me laugh ngl
shmevo :SSSSS
So many emotions