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And I'm just going to talk about you until I get bored. It might get random, it might get freaky, or I might just call you out. I didn't read these; I was raw and unfiltered.
Cherry: You are Cherry. You blog a lot. Sometimes it is some good shit like I am eating popcorn watching my stories and other times it is some stuff like oh God that sucked but then realized you just lost an Arena and I'm like oh...just like walk away...or scroll since this is an online site. I respect you and you love a good joke. I need you to find all of the fruits on this site and make a fruit gang. Do we have Lime, @Lemon, @Strawberry, Kiwi, @Quava, @Tomatoe, @Sqaush???
Ven: When I'm bored I play your simulators because they are better than the other ones. I found a site that does drag race, do you know them. https://ssimuverse.github.io/simuverse/index.html. Maybe you two can be besties and dominate the Sim land, because there was this one Sim that I had to donate money to before, and honestly, it was horrible. I had to be on their Discord, and honestly, it was like being on stan Twitter, and I hate them. The simulator was cute but God the people were horrid (if anyone was on there well.....drink Holy Water). Keep doing great things. HAGS- NicoRobin
SirVivor: Rumor has it, you have a fat ass. Continue being who you are. Unapologetic, gay, and showing off your naturella tits. I hope life is well for you because I know you have been working really hard on it and you deserve those wins. Thank you again for telling us you were gay. I thought gay was the only gay on this site.
Brookie: Sometimes I'm rooting for you because I am happy for how much you have changed for good (this isn't a fucking Wicked reference, I swear to fucking God). But then you post a blog saying your mudflap got a trucker and I'm like ahhhhh that is still you. You remind me of the user Brookie_Cookie. Chaotic Casual/Neutral. I want good things to happen for you and I think they are. I hope half the shit you say is just ha ha he he I licked deodorant when I was 15 vibes. Keep being who you are and I think you are like a mother (like cool teen mom but not the teen moms from the show cause have you seen them????) to like 20 users on here which honestly....slay you could use them to overrun Sin tbh.
Venom: I am not allowed to say half the things I want to say without getting banned on here even with the 18+ censor. You are like a rubik cube. I get put my hands all over you and just shuffle you around and around trying to solve. The closer I get I am happy but when I deter from the path I am like oh fuck, this is how I will die. You are a fascinating creature and I don't think you are from this planet. I remember you messaging me saying that I am like funny or something in Outcast and I was like okay let me work with you and then you blindsided me at the end and I was so upset and you were like laughing at me while I was crying and I said "I trusted you" and you said "shut up gay boy". But somehow that is your language. You are mysterious but in a good way. Not like a box of chocolates because that is too cliché, but more like a revolver for Russian Roulette, but for safety purposes the bullet is actually just air and it isn't a gun but it is just a Fun Fun Gay Blaster. Thank you for the patience you have with me and I will pay you your monthly stipend when I get paid this week.
Shmevo: I don't know you but you win shit and I saw you make a HOF for the triathalon and I was like hmmm this is weird but then I saw you were like on the top and I'm like she is doing this because she did well and I'm like....she is going to fit in real fine on this site. I plussed it. Keep doing it and honestly I know Sin already blogged their favorite username but I likes your better. It just sounds better on the mouth and gives Pokemon realness vibes.
RandyBandy: I fucking despised you in ASBB3. I didn't want to talk to you, I was like get this hoe out of my way. She is gone, she is not in jury so why do I give a fuck. Plus you had a Spongebob profile picture like who the fuck make their discord profile picture a fucking animated character???? (don't look at mine). But then afterwards when you came back in the Amanda wants to torment Randy Twistos Twist, something changed in me. Maybe my medication, or I saw something new in life and I realized I did want to talk to you, I was like get this hoe all in my face and now we are "alleged" lovers. We might be bad luck in most games on here but on the bright side, I usually do better than you so I am okay with that. You have this charm that is well a charm and it captivates me like being pushed into a porta potty as I am about to get my ass beaten for just existing. But in all seriousness, I appreciate you. When we were talking about game shit, I knew the past couple of months have been the most Bandiest, but I know things will get better and things will go well for you. You are surrounded by people. You should get a restraining order online, and I want the best for you. This little hurdle you will overcome (don't worry, Amanda will bring you back to get you over it), and things will look up (you are tall, right?).
gay: You are a gay ass bitch Austin Gay. Filler queen plot twist, you came to slay. You are gay. Yes. You remind me of Owl from Winnie the Pooh because you are a HOOT! You are very strong... well, idk physically because we don't have weightlifting anymore, but for someone who can let their feelings go with the flow and be vulnerable with them, it's captivating. This is why you are the HR for ASBB and convinced me not to shit in Amanda's air filter after she took away my meal vouchers. You have a fascinating journey, and one day you will meet a person named Gibsley. Idk what they will do, but you will meet them and they will impact your life. Continue to shine brightly and last longer than the Glee Project... oh, and be gay, I guess. You are keeping the G alive in the LGBTQIA+
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