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saying you will play soccer with the decapitated heads of another players real life children after you murder them over a game of celebrities is probably the craziest and truly twisted thing ive ever in my life heard. like ever. i had to confirm with two people that i heard correctly because i was fucking gobsmacked.
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Amandasings04
Sin I know we’ve had our disagreements over you intentionally preventing me from racing with my friends. But I must say the message that says “Welcome back, Amandasings04” when u log in is very nice. Makes me feel welcomed back. Thank u
Gabbes
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Another ear appointment today. Semi success looking better with another follow up next week. It’ll be a month with this issue. I’m so tired :( but it has given me the time to reconnect w some of u on here w not much going on in real life so I have to take my win I guess :(
pdubs5000
How long does a block of Parmesan last in your kitchen?
on the Real Housewives of Orange County, especially once you're Asian. Yesterday I got shit thrown at me for contacting Kiki Monique, and for defeating my purpose in life by not having LGBT children (something my kids chose not to do. Honestly, idk why you guys think it's hard for a woman to have straight kids. It's really, really not. Have you ever MET a straight man, Heather Dubrow?) And then today (and let's be honest, most days) my friend Tamra Judge gets attacked for carrying the show. Damned either way. How about we just let women live their lives the way they want, no matter what? And you can call me performative, but anyone who has ever encountered me knows I've endured this kind of shit monthly and have for years.
Vans
the greatest show of all time
WowPlatinum
saying you will play soccer with the decapitated heads of another players real life children after you murder them over a game of celebrities is probably the craziest and truly twisted thing ive ever in my life heard. like ever. i had to confirm with two people that i heard correctly because i was fucking gobsmacked. Update: They have been removed from the game hooray
Cherry
on the internet, especially once you're over 30. Yesterday I got shit thrown at me for being single, and for defeating my purpose in life by not having children (something I chose not to do. Honestly, idk why you guys think it's hard for a woman to get laid. It's really, really not. Have you ever MET a straight man?) And then today (and let's be honest, most days) my friend Druhhbby gets attacked for having children. Damned either way. How about we just let women live their lives the way they want, no matter what? And you can call me performative, but anyone who has ever encountered me knows I blog this kind of shit monthly and have for years.
Paul
Hello everyone, I’m the newest moderator of Kovaze. I’m here to help keep the platform safe, fair, and enjoyable for everyone. If you ever experience issues, need assistance, or want to report something, please don’t hesitate to send me a direct message or reach out through the report system. I’ll do my best to review everything carefully and handle each situation fairly and respectfully. My goal is to make sure everyone feels comfortable being part of this community and that Kovaze continues to be a place where positivity can thrive. Thank you all. I’m looking forward to working with you.
lexeyjaneREAL
yay! I’m glad to be back with all my old friends and to have met some new besties ❤️ I appreciate every single one of you and I truly love our fucked up little community. there’s nothing like this. I want to give a shoutout to my fabulous fiance vans who i would’ve never met and fell in love with then made him move across the world for me :D I am truly the luckiest girl in the world to have you ❤️ And all my friends for whom I love dearly. thank you for being you. I love you all :D nenalala thewoman clown britt evan hati fairytales batya luther benopolis godzillafan29 evrtngbagel joaqmamaded diamonds honey daze high lover death cherry paul adam_ IF I MISSED YOU IM SORRY I STILL LOVE YOU
but i just lost my grandfather, and esp being across the country from him and not being able to say goodbye in person just makes it so much harder to swallow with the guilt of not being there, esp with being an out of state college student who hasn't been home in over 3 months and not knowing the last time I was spending time with him and playing chess would be my final goodbye. Him also being a holocaust survivor and sacrificing so much for me to be where I am td is another hard pill to swallow.
Children over a game & saying horrible, horrendous things about them. Like….you're weird as fuck. It’s not funny. It’s gross. Hope one day you heal yourself. 💖
and i'll tell you how far you'd go on love island. And if you'd be an OG, bombshell, or casa. Shenellica - You give bombshell that they bring in midseason to REALLY switch up the villa dynamics. I could see you making it to the recoupling before the finale. jaxx - You're the first bombshell that shows up episode 1 at the end. You're making it to the end with an OG. scoliosis - you're the OG that has a hot and cold relationship with another islander all summer. You survive to the final 6 couples. Luna - you're a bombshell that gets FUCKED by a random weird fan vote that messes up villa dynamics. theriddler - You're definitely an OG. And the fans and the rest of the OGs won't understand you at first and it'll almost get you sent home. But eventually you'll show more of yourself and it'll get you to 3rd place. cocacola12 - you're that bombshell that comes in at the end that is from a different reality show, so the fans know who you are. You'll make it to top 5. M2thamax - you'll be an OG and you'll be taken out midseason due to that one twist where the guys have to vote out one of the bottom 3 and even though you're in the strongest couple in the villa, the friend politicking will claim you as a victim. ChloeKayCT - You're the casa girl that gets brought back to the villa and it causes all hell to break loose. Unforch, i do fear you go home the next recoupling because men ain't shit. YanderTron21 - Idk why, i see you as the OG that thinks they're in love within the first 3 days of the show. You get far, but the person your with isn't shit and continuously plays in your face. You get to the recoupling before finale. evrtngbagel - you're an OG. The fans fall in love with you. You make it to the end with some rando that doesn't matter. You're getting first or second. PenguinOwen126 - you are one of the first bombshells. the fans love you at first until a confessional is released where you're heard saying "i love my man 🥺" but weren't talking about who you're paired up with. Producers leak this to your couple and you are left single and vulnerable, and then dumped from the island. dianzi - You're definitely an OG. You'd be like a bell dasha from season 7 who leaves early but leaves an IMPACT that the fans love all season. JordanBson - You're a bombshell that the girls in the villa HATE because you're that girl. You make it to movie night where your scheming is exposed and you leave at the next recoupling. Doodlebug - You're winning the season. You're an og. The fans fall in love with your kindness and you will win in a landslide victory. Grrrrrrrracie - Similar to owen, halfway through your season of love Island, as an OG, you'll be in a confessional when the cameras are off but your mic is on, where you can be heard saying "I miss seb!" this will be played at movie night resulting in you leaving at the next recoupling. lexeyjaneREAL - like mom, you're an OG. And you're a production favorite. You get a LOT of screentime. During the vote where the girls vote out a fellow girl, America FUCKS UP and you're one of the bottom 3. The safe girls take the shot and SNIPE you because they know and everyone else knows if you're in the end, you're winning mughees - you're a midseason bombshell that couples up with an OG and the chemistry is INTENSE. Think like miguel to leah. You get 2nd.
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Vans
if you are a kovaze HERO or a VILLAIN! i will update everyone who comments ;-D pdubs5000 - a HERO - you are a kind soul yes yes very kind soul opulence - a VILLAIN - u are 100% a kovaze BADDIE mawma AngieKStan - a BIT OF BOTH but ill say VILLAIN - u protect ur own and do what u gotta do mawma lexeyjaneREAL - KOVAZE'S BIGGEST HERO - ur a pure soul and everyone loves u, ur basically princess diana brxan - used to be VILLAIN but now a HERO - u have reformed ur sinful ways and r now a good and proper sister, a true hero of the site Joey65409 - HERO - u r a friend to every1 and we all love u!!! KittyCupcake123 - my HERO but a site VILLAIN - i like u BUT u a very bad mawma very controversial mawma indeed coke - NASTY VILLAIN - i will never forgive u!!!!! just kidding ur a HERO really ur relationship is so sweet and lovely and im glad to see u around!!! congrats on the job mawma jaxx - 100% HERO - every1 here loves u and ur blogs so much, when u win ur races we ALL win the races too <3 chibi - a HERO - in my eyes ur one of the kindest lil fellas on here and i enjoy seein u around bestie!!!! =] ethan - HERO - ur a likeable user and its fun to see u on the blogs page nevra - VILLAIN - ur the main diva in charge and always u! :) kendall - HERO - my second fav jenner, ur sister giving the protesters a pepsi in that ad the best thing i ever seen, ily icon tryphena - HERO - ur a good lady mawma and i wanted to play survivor together but my tribe voted me out</3 posterboy - HERO - IM STILL SORRY FOR RACE </3 ur a friendly and kind guy and i think u are a great friend to all! krisstory - based on teng a HERO but ur too new here to judge atm so BOTH!!!
Jaxx
nikw98 will be joining my twink and I in a throuple! Please congratulate us on this progressive movement. Y’all are not ready for my man to enter Kovaze! We might have to double date with Coke and JessieKowalski 🤷🏻♂️
Paul
