Nosey Neighbour Update

So... I think I put in my previous blog my bitch neighbour opened my lovehoney parcel and had no shame about it Yesterday I find out my ex (we're still friends its all good) also ordered something... it was lube and the fucking nosey cow OPENED THAT TOO... SO HE GOT HUMULIATED TOO... with the same spiel "Oh I'm so sorry I opened it" This bitch is UNSERIOUS. Then her husband tells me they're moving out and have sold their place (thank GOD) but they've been replaced with the 2 noisiest Chihuahuas i've ever heard. I'm also good btw. I started seeing someone but he turned out to be a gaslighting cunt so I might go back to my slut era. Connortations