why do gay people

love selling keychains LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like if theres a keychain to be sold TRUST a gay person will be the merchant ……………………idk I feel like I blinked my eyes twice and gay people enacted a sudden and spontaneous monopoly on the keychain industry LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and then they make a gofundme for their dog’s vet bill when they clock out