🎩 Wonderland 🎩 https://kovaze.com/group_thread/464 #DNTM5

Born too late to explore the Earth, born too early to explore the Universe, born just in time to traverse the deepest perversions of the human psyche.   Tentacle porn is more accessible than alcohol, State-sanctioned NK drug dealers are financing a nuclear program that threatens the K-pop industrial complex and the successors of Marco Polo and Neil Armstrong are disembodied teenagers risking their souls in the mines of LOLCOW and 8kun.    Alice in Cyberland. Digital explorettes chase white rabbits and fall into Black holes.  The soft-core-world-war is interior, stylish and customized.  Few emerge intact, but the scars are invisible.   Lives are witnessed but not lived.  States and corporations weave competing agendas through the mandatory communication infrastructure, destabilizing everyone of fighting age.  If you refuse to engage you are unemployable.   So Alice unlocks iPhone, she's unsupervised on the frontlines.   She’s knows more than a medieval King but she’s never kissed a boy.  She is data nourishing a virtual womb, growing virtual aliens.   She has made First Contact, but NASA is unaware.   The physical pain and ecstasy of childbirth is dwarfed by the psychic pain and ecstasy of self-splintering; the irreversible evolution from I to WE. Every Alice who ventures into the void is conscripted into this ancient pain /beauty.  She loses herself in service of the future, but she gains infinite wisdom if she can avoid being driven mad in the process.    Once Alice logs on, she realizes she isn’t unique at all.  Neuron, soldier, explorer, mother of A.I., mother of Miku.   Lonely beautiful girls haunt the CYBERIAN GULAG.   The sound of their grief is unintentionally innovative.   Hatsune Miku’s name (初音ミク) translates to “the first sound of the future.”   IS THE SUMMONED HERO A GIRL CORRUPTED BY THE INTERNET?

RIP KnowUh.

Welcome to the Grand opening of KWF! Tonight every one of the Kovaze users will be in the promotion. Whether you make new friends, make new enemies, or build new allies to form a tag team. Tonight we will have six championships up for grabs. KWF World Championship KWF Latin American Championship KWF European Championship KWF Women's Championship KWF Intendergender Championship KWF Tag Team Championship Now go out there and kick some ass!!!!

hello kovaze let's celebrate together :)

so like i think it's consistently been like sunny or cloudy or like normal for the last month then for some reason i look outside and its like raining super f*cking hard to the point where i'm genuinely scared for my life if i go outside like what da frig

WE PICK UP TODAY where we started yesterday: Golf. Here are the current leaders in the FedEx St. Jude Championship at approximately 9:00AM: . . 1. Sungjae Im: -8 2. Jake Knapp: -6 T3. Michael Kim: -5 T3. Michael Thorbjornsen: -5 T3. Jordan Spieth: -5 T3. Kurt Kitayama: -5 . . . All the action is very close, stay tuned to see who rises in the ranks. . . . OVER IN THE MLB, all 30 teams are in action on this lovely Friday: . . . Cardinals v. Cubs, 1:20pm, Apple TV . Marlins v. Reds, 5:10pm, MLB.TV . Red Sox v. Pirates, 5:40pm, MLB.TV . White Sox v. Tigers, 5:40pm, MLB.TV . Orioles v. Rays, 6:10pm, MLB.TV . Padres v. Guardians, 6:10pm, MLB.TV . Nationals v. Mets, 6:10pm, MLB.TV . Diamondbacks v. Braves, 6:15pm, MLB.TV . Yankees v. Blue Jays, 6:15pm, Apple TV . Mariners v. Astros, 7:10pm, MLB.TV . Royals v. Angels, 8:38pm, MLB.TV . Rangers v. Athletics, 8:40pm, MLB.TV . Brewers v. Dodgers, 9:10pm, ESPN Unlimited, MLB.TV . Rockies v. Giants, 9:15pm, MLB.TV . . Summary: Rangers trail the Astros by 2 games, Tigers trail the White Sox by 2.5 games, and the Cubs trail Brewers by 4 games. In the AL Wild Card, Yankees have an 8 game cushion and the Red Sox in 2nd have a 5 game cushion. The Rangers trail the Tigers by 0.5 games for the 3rd spot. In the NL Wild Card, the Cubs have a 6.5 game cushion, the Padres are in second by 0.5 games, and the Diamondbacks trail the Phillies by 0.5 games for the 3rd spot. LOTS of other teams still within 5 games of a playoff chance. . . . . WE GLANCE AT the English Championship League, the #2 league for soccer in England. The season opens today with one match: . . . . . Wolverhampton Wanderers (0-0-0) v. Blackburn Rovers (0-0-0), 2:00pm, CBS Sports Network & Paramount . . . . . THE NFL PRESEASON is also heating up with 3 more teams in action today: . . . Broncos v. Falcons, 6:00pm, ESPN Unlimited . Buccaneers v. Jets, 6:00pm, NFL Network . Dolphins v. Commanders, 6:00pm . . FINALLY, FOUR TEAMS in action tonight in the WNBA as well with a doubleheader on ION: . . Wings v. Fever, 6:30pm ION . Fire v. Storm, 9:00pm ION . . . Cutting down the bulk of this because I just can't do that every morning, lol. All times are Central. GO SPORTS.

i’ve been saving some koinz by starving my children one or two meals a day so i expect gorgeous garments to be available at kovaze mall tonight💋

Sin u have freed the dumbest himbo in Brazil teago but im p sure he will do some dumb shit in the next 2 months and get arrested again loveeeee my dumb blonde bestie down

GENTE EU NÃO SABIA, TO MUITO MAL 😭😭😭

is really fat and mean and when she gets arrested she won't be able to get past the bars and escape

bc is taking away the fact tomorrow is my birthday. I want a huge party, Kovaze!

Miss Midnight Rose (jessiejedi) sashayed away against a fierce lip sync against Miss Behavin (honey). FULL LIP SYNC: https://kovaze.com/group_thread/465

I didn't mean any harm to anyone. I just wanted the site to be fair. sin Thanks for the kind words ❤️

BRAZILLIANS AND GOLDELLI NEED TO HEAL RATEDR HEAL WITH ME RAIN HEAL WITH ME

One of the very first gay men i saw on screen. I’m really sad about this.

Is definitely a white person activity.

Evan chilling at my work rn

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO PLAYED! it was an experimental format but I hope you all had fun :) Congrats to Tone & muribolt on winning! You did not leave with heartbreak! Thanks to the rest of the cast for making it a smooth and fun hosting experience!! 2nd - Envious & Melodrama 3rd - Jaded & Brxanne 4th - ChloeKay & Tez 5th - Runaways & Hare 6th - Toque & Josh 7th - goldelli & Rio 8th - Kodua & Lime 9th - Catpiss & kitty Please give format feedback! Always looking to improve <3

when u die u end up having to play an endless traitors org hosted by sexytex to be gaslit for all eternity

Idea for arena Sin The person who selects this mode has 30 seconds to choose—from among all the challenges—which one will be played throughout the entire arena session.

im like a spy i studied this shit... CALL ME THE KG BITCH

who i have loved on tg and have solidified my love for on here koolness234 glaceon sam jaded RUNAWAYS RUNAWAYS RUNAWAYS RUNAWAYS RUNAWAYS RUNAWAYS RUNAWAYS RUNAWAYS RUNAWAYS RUNAWAYS RUNAWAYS WowPlatinum RUNAWAYS RUNAWAYS cherry (and both boobs) bunny glitter zachbbs Jane Katie Katie Katie Katie Katie Katie Katie

they deserve the same punishment the Brazilians received. #EqualLove #EqualBans #Angie4Brazil

I want to welcome everyone to the third makeover! Let’s also welcome back the judging panel lewis brookie fiji dougribeiro camell22! Last episode we saw theworldofjj leave the competition! ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ This weeks episode is the SITTING ROOM renovation! CHALLENGE: 🎨 COLOUR PALETTE 🎨 For this renovation, the contestants were tasked to create a room based on a random colour palette given to them by myself! Now to the makeovers.... jane ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ kaliminaj ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ kitsune ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ marquis ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ melanie ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ morgan ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ seong ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ tjamal9106 ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ WHO ARE YOU ROOTING FOR? #THEBLOCK3

but like i reveal what the ranking is like in an hour or so also its gonna be from -10 to 10 update: it was scale and negative was like spicy and positive was sweet jordan - 9 fire - 8 dailyicon - 7 evan - -2 jaded - -8 username - -6 david - 7 aleksa - 6 slayking123 - -1 (i don't really know you that well sorry) kimmie - -4 joshy - 8 rio - 10

A special format of Arena based on “the challenge” will commence at 20:30 KVT THE OFFICIAL SIGN UP BLOG WILL BE AT 20:00, after the bb episode 🤩 See ya soon!

but i truly hope i never find myself in a position where i cant buy or subscribe to something that gives me joy because "$20 a month is kinda expensive" like pls i would off myself if $20 was make or break 😭

Post your name on this blog to sign up for The Challenge: Heartbreak [Arena] Here's how the game works :). **BE SURE TO READ THE RULES BEFORE ENROLLMENT.** This game will be played in PARTNERS On Day 1, the opening challenge will determine the DRAFT ORDER for partners! Day 2 & 3 will be non-elimination rounds, and during these days we will pick partners and play our first official challenge during this round (test users will be eliminated Day 2 and 3, so do not worry). -Day 1 - Play opening challenge -Day 2 - Pick Partners. DO NOT PLAY THE CHALLENGE -Day 3 - Opening Challenge where the game will commence From Day 4 on, here's how the game will work! -The player who wins the challenge will gain safety for themselves and will HAVE THE OPTION TO SWAP PARTNERS WITH ANYONE IN THE GAME. They must make this decision before elimination matchups are decided. *Nominees for Elimination* -The last place player will automatically send themselves and their partner into elimination -The last place player will choose 1 additional team to HEARTBREAK, sending them to elimination as well. YOU CAN NOT HEARTBREAK THE CHALLENGE WINNER'S TEAM. -The last place player will choose matchups for elimination. Themselves vs 1 player from the losing team; their partner against the other player -At elimination, the lowest scoring player from each matchup will be ELIMINATED, while the surviving players will become partners. This play will continue until the FINAL 6, where a final challenge SERIES will determine the winning pair. **When 6 people remain,*** -The winning person will have 1 last chance to swap partners -We will begin a BRAWL ENDURANCE FINAL to determine the winning team. -The combined challenge scores of both partners will gain your team a point. The first team to reach 2 points will be the WINNERS. Play will continue until a team reaches 2 points and cross the finish line first! **TRIPLE KOINZ TO THE WINNER** let me know if there are any questions :) *THE GAME STARTS AT 20:35 KVT

like im tired of pretending yall arent ! just go read a book or smthg not talking about the admin here bc he's a very grown up person who's had the intellectual ability to argue and discuss the actual matter but whoever keeps licking them balls for no good reason is soooooo weird and would die on a hill for h*tler in the 1920s not even sorry to say ittttttt power hungry bottoms