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And I’ll record myself saying your name or nickname the way we say it in Brazil, in Portuguese, and send it to you!! Post your name or username (or whatever you want me to record and mail you) ALSO DRAFT ME FOR CELEBRITY!!! One day a totally unknown person is gonna win Celebrity, and I’m fully prepared to be that person. I’m charismatic, attractive, and genuinely funny!! Never has a complete, absolute, certified nobody-stranger been THIS ready. Draft me!! It’s easy to nom a newbie and if you draft me, you’ll be saving a newbie and boosting your draft at the same time!!!