I want to go to heaven—I don't really care about Royale—but I have 10 poisonous fruits, and the devil whispered in my ear, telling me to go around slipping the poison into the food of people who are asleep.

How much do you pay a month r/srs

to eat an entire costco rotisserie chicken with my bare hands

Eating this round. And all my money is stuck in the bank???? Help!

It’s almost time to reveal the WINNER of #ASBB4. Are you Team BRITT or Team KOOLNESS234? Join us later TONIGHT on the Kovaze general call!

From when I joined tg and have been involved with all these websites is on Monday, and as I’m turning 30 later this year, I’ve officially hit the point in my life where I’ve spent more years in my life on these websites than not before I found tg.

𝗬𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝗟𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝘇’ 𝗜’𝗺 𝗟𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘆 Hello, everyone <3 I am very excited to announce that I am part of the judging panel for Drag Haus SEASON 1! Being part of the panel feels surreal and excitement, as a fan of drag race, especially in my country, queens better werk their asses off! Goodluck, queens, and may the odds be ever in your favor ♦️ group game: https://kovaze.com/group/51 discord: https://discord.gg/DyU72TwtM

HILARY DUFF IS ABLUT TO COME ON IM DRUNK SND GOOM A GUMMY YAY

thumper91 - the swweweetest woman i have ever met. beautiful inside and out! such a hard worker ,and a trustworthy person. you are such a kind and generous person, and a non-anxious presence. there is nobody else like you, and you are truly so so special <3 we are so lucky to have you in this community and im so glad we can become friends and hope we can grow closer tez - survivor australian legend i hope you and sin can get married and you can become the EVP of kovaze and we can get to know more about you. your avatar is so cunt and i love your 3 letetr usnerma CONNOR - UNC OF THE EVENTS TEAM!!! ILY BRO. YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THIS PLACE AND MAKE US ALL BETTER. you also have a great taaste in music and im glad the fam isnt toxic anymore and yalla re just fun and cool and kind and cool

Of becoming Kovaze’s first Top Farmer 🌾😭 I’d really appreciate anyone who can vote to save me! https://kovaze.com/group_poll/23 Tysm 🥹💜 #MutiraoFicaManyo foco no Gshow! #TheFarm

1 Runaways 4749 → 8593 -1 probstenthusiast 5516 → 8591 this final 3 elimination shook the table. #runawayswins

A few days atleast . Island seems to be the only thing filling fast and i just dont enjoy it lmao 😭😂 Adios amigos

and i'll guess what your type is desh - buff, uncut, dominican, clean cut nenalala - male tez - witty australian site owners chloekay - hairy brazilian men knowuh - idiots

I leaned in really close.... and... whispered in your ear.... . . . . "Raceeeeeeeeeeee" would you do it? https://kovaze.com/race/22458

In the last round yall said it was time to say goodbye to Danni who literally hid her game from production being the first player to realize production may influence the game which for that I truly respect her the game for that and while her winners at war game might've ruined her reputation a bit her Guatemala game is still very timeless and I thank for her for it and we also lost Eva 1 of Jeff Probsts favorite modern survivor players now and moments of all time her moment with Joe was truly amazing and such a sad scene it truly was a pretty moment that was so popular that Survivor aired the same episode twice in 1 week which never happens I do think we will see Eva play again its not if just when! We've now made the top 60 these are your 60 favorite players so far so far so good and I hope you're all happy with the current results rn 62nd/61st: Danni Boatwright (Survivor Guatemala and Survivor Winners at War) 62nd/61st: Eva Erickson (Survivor 48) In this round you can only give 2 spoons out! (Unless its down to like 3 then you can only give 1 spoon out), the first 58 to receive a spoon will be safe! Cast: Jenna L (Borneo) 🥄- SAFE Tina (Australia) 🥄- SAFE Jerri (Australia) 🥄- SAFE Kimmi (Australia) T Bird (Africa) 🥄- SAFE Vecepia (Marquesas) 🥄- SAFE Kathy (Marquesas) 🥄- SAFE Shii Ann (Thailand) 🥄- SAFE Jenna M (Amazon) 🥄- SAFE Sandra (Pearl Islands) 🥄- SAFE Eliza (Vanuatu) 🥄- SAFE Stephanie (Palau) 🥄- SAFE Cirie (Panama) 🥄- SAFE Parvati (Cook Islands) 🥄- SAFE Michelle Y (Fiji) 🥄- SAFE Stacey (Fiji) 🥄- SAFE Amanda (China) 🥄- SAFE Courtney (China) 🥄- SAFE Peih-Gee (China) 🥄- SAFE Natalie B (Micronesia) 🥄- SAFE Sugar (Gabon) 🥄- SAFE Corinne (Gabon) 🥄- SAFE Crystal (Gabon) Taj (Tocantins) Brenda (Nicaragua) 🥄- SAFE NaOnka (Nicaragua) 🥄- SAFE Kat (One World) 🥄- SAFE Abi Maria (Philippines) Denise (Philippines) 🥄- SAFE Kass (Cagayan) 🥄- SAFE Sarah (Cagayan) 🥄- SAFE Tasha (Cagayan) 🥄- SAFE Jtia (Cagayan) 🥄- SAFE Natalie A (Blood vs Water 2) 🥄- SAFE Kelley Wentworth (Blood vs Water 2) 🥄- SAFE Aubry (Koah Rong) 🥄- SAFE Michele F (Koah Rong) 🥄- SAFE Debbie (Koah Rong) 🥄- SAFE Cydney (Koah Rong) 🥄- SAFE Alecia (Koah Rong) 🥄- SAFE Figgy (Millennials vs. Gen X) 🥄- SAFE Victoria (Edge of Extinction) Reem (Edge of Extinction) 🥄- SAFE Karishma (Island of the Idols) Shan (41) 🥄- SAFE Maryanne (42) 🥄- SAFE Jenny (42) Cassidy (43) 🥄- SAFE Carolyn (44) 🥄- SAFE Dee (45) 🥄- SAFE Emily (45) 🥄- SAFE Tiffany (46) 🥄- SAFE Venus (46) 🥄- SAFE Genevieve (47) Rachel (47) 🥄- SAFE Sue S (47) 🥄- SAFE Kamilla (48) Savannah (49) 🥄- SAFE Sophi B (49) 🥄- SAFE Sage (49) 🥄- SAFE 90th/89th: Alicia R (One World) 90th: 89th: Michaela (Millennials vs. Gen X) 88th/87th: Danielle (Survivor Panama) 88th/87th: Kellyn (Ghost Island) 86th: Candice (Cook Islands) 85th: Shambo (Samoa) 84th: Laura (Samoa) 83rd: Kellie (Island of the Idols) 82nd/81st: Ciera (Blood vs Water) 82nd/81st: Dawn (South Pacific) 80th/79th: Shirin (Worlds Apart) 80th/79th: Sophie (South Pacific) 78th/77th: Sierra (Worlds Apart) 78th/77th: Andrea (Redemption Island) 76th/75th: Monica (One World) 76th/75th: Kelly (Borneo) 74th/73rd: Chrissy (Heroes vs Healers vs Hustlers) 74th/73rd: Janet (Island of the Idols) 72nd/71st: Amber (Australia) 72nd/71st: Kim (One World) 70th/69th: Alicia C (Australia) 70th/69th: Natalie C (David vs Goliath) 68th: Gabby (David vs Goliath) 67th: Hali (Worlds Apart) 66th/65th: Sue (Borneo) 66th/65th: Liz (46) 64th/63rd: Francesca (Redemption Island) 64th/63rd: Angelina (David vs Goliath) 62nd/61st: Danni (Guatemala) 62nd/61st: Eva (48) Tagging folks who have showed interest in a Survivor spoons theme season Alakazamking Theworldofjj JonJ Dailyicon username M2thamax Cray Thumper91 Woofums Nora Geminifoxx Fancy Lexey Jessiejedi Randybandy Felicity Marquis Cinnamon Cyberous Mint TheBreeze Katheryn Jack_O_Lantern Mileena Akshar Toque JJ26 Dreamfyre BUnderscore Fiji Lunalux SurvivorDJ Rainolds TrueBlood Connor Jake Gabs ChloeKay Tiffany VenusVafa PenguinOwen126 Bosslady Mochalatte hausofkimchi AngieKStan October PureEssence Tone ZsolDrew Nettles stuartlittle16 Spikedcurley Juulpod DrewmeliaBedelia Knowuh gay X Isla mango Sparrow Lime casayo

went like 3 months of having none of my stuff in the vending machine and now on the "Ugly" theme week i have 4 items. whatever pays the bills i guess

for the vending machine and i assume its for the ugly fashionista category.. but its also the style of all my fav designs.. cant be goofy around here without being called ugly

MAZE, QUIZ & A NEW SOVEREIGN The third episode of The Farm began with the conclusion of the Cycle 2 public vote. After facing the Block against Tatum and Bubba, Cyberous received only 21% of the public vote and became the next contestant eliminated from the competition. CYBEROUS — ELIMINATED With another contestant gone, the remaining players had to immediately prepare themselves for a brand-new cycle. CYCLE 3 CHALLENGE — MAZE & QUIZ For the third team challenge, speed alone would not be enough. The contestants had to complete a maze while also answering quiz questions correctly. Their performance combined agility, concentration and knowledge, with each contestant's completion time contributing to their team's overall result. After all the performances were completed... TEAM HORSE WINS IMMUNITY! Team Horse finished the challenge with the best overall result and secured immunity for Cycle 3. Every member of Team Horse was officially safe from the next Block. A NEW SOVEREIGN RANCHER While Team Horse dominated the team competition, one contestant stood above everyone individually. akaliuchis recorded the fastest individual performance of the entire challenge. For the first time this season, Rainolds' reign as Sovereign came to an end. AKALIUCHIS IS THE NEW SOVEREIGN RANCHER OF THE CYCLE! Along with the title, Kali earned the power to distribute the farm tasks and directly nominate one contestant to the Block. Cycle 3 TASK ASSIGNMENTS Vegetable Garden 🌱 BRAT Horse 🐎 KIMMIE Goat 🐐 GUIB Sheep 🐑 TEAGO Cow 🐮 GABS Chicken 🐔 TATUM Trash 🗑️ LYANKA EAM COW VOTE With Team Horse immune, Team Cow had to vote among themselves. The votes were: Manyomash — 3 votes David — 2 votes Bubba — 1 vote With the majority of the votes... MANYOMASH IS NOMINATED. Manyomash became the first contestant officially placed in the Cycle 3 Block. TEAM PIG VOTE Team Pig's voting process came with an additional complication. The original votes were: Gabs — 3 votes xoJack — 1 vote Teago — 1 vote However, Gabs did not cast her vote. Because of this, she received a penalty of 3 votes. Gabs' final result: 3 regular votes 3 penalty votes FINAL: 6 VOTES The punishment completely sealed her fate. GABS IS NOMINATED. Once again, penalties proved that ignoring the rules of the farm can have a major impact on the game. SOVEREIGN NOMINATION There was only one spot left in the Block. As the Sovereign Rancher of the Cycle, Kali Uchis had the power to choose the final nominee. Her decision was... POOF POOF IS NOMINATED BY THE SOVEREIGN RANCHER. And with that decision, the Cycle 3 Block was officially complete. CYCLE 3 BLOCK MANYOMASH vs. GABS vs. POOF Manyomash enters after receiving the majority of Team Cow's votes. Gabs enters after receiving the most votes from Team Pig — with her penalty increasing her total to six. Poof enters through Kali Uchis' direct nomination. Now their fate is in the hands of the public. SAVE YOUR FAVORITE! The contestant with the lowest percentage will be eliminated from The Farm tomorrow. THREE NOMINEES. TWO WILL SURVIVE. ONE WILL LEAVE. Who do you want to save? MANYOMASH vs. GABS vs. POOF VOTE NOW -> https://kovaze.com/group_poll/23 #Thefarm

*gerbil noises*

then what are we calling this nonsense? "Holly throwing a fucking nuclear tantrum because I tied her in bingo is genuinely one of the most pathetic spectacles I've ever had the privilege of witnessing. We both got bingo. Not “I stole her win.” Not “I cheated.” Not “I somehow hacked the fucking bingo machine.” We. Both. Got. Bingo. And because the prize gets split when two people win, Holly apparently decided I had personally declared war on her entire fucking family. She went online raging like I'd marched into her house, stolen her savings, and pissed on her birth certificate, when all I did was put a fucking marker on five numbers. The sheer stupidity of being this furious over a tie is almost impressive. She wasn't even mad about losing—because she didn't fucking lose. She was mad that reality had the audacity to continue existing after she got bingo. And the entitlement? Absolutely fucking breathtaking. Apparently Holly's grand plan was to win bingo, collect the entire prize, and have everyone else politely disappear so she could bask in her monumental achievement. Sorry, sweetheart, but getting five fucking numbers in a row doesn't make you the Queen of England. You don't get exclusive ownership of the word “bingo” just because you happened to yell it first. What exactly was I supposed to do? See my winning card and throw it in the trash? Apologize for participating? Call the fucking United Nations and ask them to intervene in this devastating international crisis? I tied you, Holly. I didn't assassinate your fucking bloodline. The fact that a split bingo prize was enough to turn you into an online rage machine is absolutely hysterical. You took a harmless game, found the tiniest possible inconvenience, and squeezed every last drop of fucking drama out of it. Congratulations: you didn't win the full prize, but you did win the gold medal for most spectacularly unhinged reaction to getting exactly the same result as somebody else."

being 12 years old and my mom catching me looking up “girls kissing on bed in underwear” for my tengaged shop photo and getting banned from the internet for two months.

thumper91 - the swweweetest woman i have ever met. beautiful inside and out! such a hard worker ,and a trustworthy person. you are such a kind and generous person, and a non-anxious presence. there is nobody else like you, and you are truly so so special <3 we are so lucky to have you in this community and im so glad we can become friends and hope we can grow closer tez - survivor australian legend i hope you and sin can get married and you can become the EVP of kovaze and we can get to know more about you. your avatar is so cunt and i love your 3 letetr usnerma CONNOR - UNC OF THE EVENTS TEAM!!! ILY BRO. YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THIS PLACE AND MAKE US ALL BETTER. you also have a great taaste in music and im glad the fam isnt toxic anymore and yalla re just fun and cool and kind and cool

I missed my 17 year anniversary on Tengaged / Kovaze it was like two weeks ago. HAPPY 17 YEARS I LOVE SO MANY OF YOU. Hoping for another 17!!!!

It’s time to reveal our extra special judges for The Drag Haus S1. Joining me on the panel for Season 1… ✨Dimitra ✨ lluckygc ✨ Melanie These judges are the best of the best and they promise to not hold back…. And now that you’ve met the judges, there’s only one thing left to do… MEET THE QUEENS. 👑 Join us tomorrow (same time) for the official Season 1 cast reveal! I am SO excited for you to finally meet our fabulous queens. We’ve got some incredible personalities entering the Haus… and I have a feeling this cast is going to be chaotic. 💅❤️🔥 Group game: https://kovaze.com/group/51 Discord: https://discord.gg/DyU72TwtM

and i'll guess what your type is desh - buff, uncut, dominican, clean cut nenalala - male tez - witty australian site owners chloekay - hairy brazilian men knowuh - idiots

PREVIOUSLY ON #ASBB4…. The FINAL 4 was set: Britt Downeaster Koolness234 and Spartagow! https://discord.gg/8mNcDABJH In the HUNGER HOH Competition (created by benopolis!) SPARTAGOW shot the other houseguests dead in the fastest time and became the new HOH! This meant that Spartagow made ASBB HISTORY by becoming the first returning player to make it to finale night! This also means that he has the current best average placement between all two-time players! Spartagow nominated Britt and Koolness234 for eviction, though the houseguests understood that initial nominations do not matter in the final 4. It all came down to the FINAL POWER OF VETO COMPETITION: EVRTNG BAGEL. For the final POV, the houseguests played a little bit of everything! The Final 4 revisited some of their favorite (and least favorite) competitions from throughout the season. After choosing two former competitions to sit out of, the final 4 replayed 6 competitions with the goal to perform better than their competitors. This was one of the best comps of the season. Let’s see how they did! 1st place received 5 points and 2nd place received 3 points. 3rd place received 1.5-2 points, and 4th place received 1 point. Round 1: Color Chaos. Downeaster sat out. 1st - Spartagow ( 5 points) 2nd - Britt ( 3 points) 3rd - Koolness234 ( 1.5 points) Round 2: Find The OhEmGee. Downeaster sat out. 1st - Britt ( 5) 2nd - Spartagow ( 3) 3rd - Koolness234 ( 1.5) Round 3: Glaceon’s Sliding Puzzle. Spartagow sat out. 1st - Britt ( 5) 2nd - Downeaster ( 3) 3rd Koolness234 ( 1.5) (Only 7 seconds separated each of them!) Round 4: Benopolis Broadway Blitz. Britt sat out. 1st - Koolness234 ( 5) 2nd - Downeaster ( 3) 3rd - Spartagow ( 1.5) Round 5: Project AMA-DNA. Britt, Koolness234, and Spartagow sat out. 1st - Downeaster ( 5) Round 6: Under Pressure. 1st - Britt ( 5) 2nd - Spartagow ( 3) 3rd - Downeaster ( 2) 4th - Koolness234 ( 1.5) Round 7: An OTEV Is Born 1st - Downeaster ( 5) 2nd - Koolness234 ( 3) 3rd - Britt ( 2) 4th - Spartagow ( 1) Round 8: Spamandasings. Koolness234 sat out. Spartagow got 3rd place and 1 point. The scores going into Round 8 showed that there was no way for Koolness234 or Spartagow to win the competition: Britt: 20 Downeaster: 18 Spartagow: 13.5 Koolness234: 13.5 A difference of only FOUR SECONDS separated Britt and Downeaster. Britt completed the competition in 1 minute 34 seconds. Downeaster completed the competition in 1 minute 38 seconds. The final score for the Final POV was… Britt: 25 Downeaster: 21 Spartagow: 15 Koolness234: 13.5 BRITT won the FINAL POWER OF VETO and saved herself. This meant that the final nominees were DOWNEASTER and KOOLNESS234. With the HOH Spartagow not allowed to vote, Britt made the final decision. She chose to evict DOWNEASTER. Aleksa only joined Kovaze a couple months ago but she played like the OG Tengager most of us know and love. She made the biggest move of the season and she left a HUGE impact on ASBB4. She is one of the many reasons why this has been my favorite season yet :O Downeaster officially became the Sixth Juror of ASBB4. The FINAL 3 of ASBB4 headed into PART 1 of the Final HOH competition. In a competition called THE BLOGS GAME, we all saw that KOOLNESS234 earned over 1000 points on her Opening Statement blog, and with that she won Part 1! In Part 2, Britt and Spartagow faced off in a crossword puzzle about the competitions from this season. After both of them got stuck on 3 Down ( https://crosswordlabs.com/embed/part2hoh ), it was SPARTAGOW who completed the puzzle first and moved onto Part 3 of the Final HOH. For the first time since the Top 11, Britt was vulnerable and did not win safety for herself. For Part 3, Spartagow and Koolness234 answered questions completing statements made by the six jurors: Thumper91, KaliMinaj, Greedy, Chris, Bigbryy99, and Downeaster. Spartagow got the 3 questions incorrect, while Koolness234 only got 1 incorrect. In the next round, the players had to guess whom each prejuror was rooting for. In the end, the final scores were… Spartagow: 13/20 Koolness234: 17/20. This meant that KOOLNESS234 became the FINAL HOH of Amandasings Big Brother 4! With Host Amandasings04 getting pulled away by awful former winner Tisha, Koolness faced both of her fellow houseguests. She was ready to cast the final vote to evict. Revealing that she and Britt made a final 2 on Night 1, Koolness234 stayed true to her word and evicted SPARTAGOW, making him the final member of the jury. Oh Sparta where do I even begin. You are not everybody’s cup of tea, and you were involved in the two most annoying moments of the last two seasons (the expulsion and the quit), but I have loved every minute of this two-season run. You are a delight to host and I can’t wait for the next time you find yourself in my house. You brought drama, strategy, heart, and laughs across the last two seasons (especially this one) and we cannot thank you enough. The FINAL 2 IS SET: BRITT and KOOLNESS234! They are currently answering questions from the ASBB4 7 Jurors of ASBB4: 1. Thumper91 9th 2. KaliMinaj 8th 3. Greedy 7th 4. Chris 6th 5. Bigbryy99 5th 6. Downeaster 4th 7. Spartagow 3rd The Runner Up of ASBB4 gets a Koinz prize of 1,125 Koinz and The Official ASBB4 Runner Up Crown designed by Brookie! The WINNER of ASBB4 gets a Koinz prize of 11,125 Koinz and a Custom ASBB4 Crown and Scepter designed by Brookie! ASBB4 has been my favorite season and I can’t thank this wonderful cast for playing so hard. Tomorrow, we’re crowning a WINNER! Join us on the Kovaze general call and keep an eye on the blogs page to find out the time. Then, look out for the ASBB5 Cast Reveal :O If you want to be on ASBB6, GLACEON is 100% in charge of casting. We’re looking for all new players! Talk to him about why you should enter the Amandasings Big Brother House.

Spent my first night in SexyTex's Traitors game and it's been really fun!! I have never played a traitors game before though so if anyone has any advice please send it my way <3

Leg 1 – Quito, Ecuador Eliminated in Qualifiers – jaysuhn & GatoPisado 9th – Evan & Aarone Leg 2 – Melbourne, Australia 8th – Nenalala & Kimmie Leg 3 – Brisbane, Australia 7th – Cherry & Robby202 Leg 4 – Athens, Greece 6th – Cloud & Tez Leg 5 – Yerevan, Armenia 5th – inbadlands & Goomybear Leg 6 – Dhaka, Bangladesh 4th – Sin & Luxray Leg 7 – Edinburgh, United Kingdom 3rd – Venom & ChloeKay Leg 8 – Finale – Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovinia 🏁 Runner-Up – KnowUh & joeburrow Winners – starrydash & Jdaddy ✨