I Am Surrounded By Idiots

But, alas, that's been the story of my life. My entire family...my school years...online life...it just never ends. Everywhere I go, I feel like the only smart person in the room, while everyone else acts like embarrassing morons and laugh at me like I'M the problem. Maybe it would be easier to just remove my brain and join the mindless zombies around me...it would sure make things a lot less painful and a lot easier. But...nah, that just isn't my style. I'll endure the pain and misery of having to put up with the bullshit if it means I keep my sanity and clarity. Until the day I die (which I continue to wish was sooner rather than later), I'm always gonna just be holding my head in my hands while having to listen to and put up with the idiocy always surrounding me everywhere I go. But, just like Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets, I can just laugh at the stupidity; laughter is the best medicine to most everything, after all. They should make a TV show about my life. Someone trying to survive life...while having to put up with all the stupid people just making their life worse and embarrassing themselves in the process. I'm sure these types of show have already been done before, but...hey, they're likely always done because they're so relatable! Cliches exist for a reason, you know. So, with that...I now await the incoming onslaught of down-votes, the obnoxious blogs that get posted to 'counter' what I've just said and pretty much prove my point, and the eye-rolling comment responses that I will promptly remove from this blog post. If I drank tea, I would be sipping a cup of it while dealing with it all, too.