SUMMER B.A.B.U’S CELEBRITIES DIARY PART 1

: DAYS 1–5 💋 Hi, Kovaze! This is Summer Mariah B.A.B.U, one of the sluts currently serving in Celebrities. Since everybody loves a little gameplay, mess, and revisionist history, let’s get into my first five days. DAY 1 — MEDUSA DOWN 🐍 It was the weekend, I was high, and when I finally woke up, that bish Medusah was already out of the game. I immediately said my prayers and thanked Amanda for doing the Lord’s work and getting her out. A beautiful way to start the season! DAY 2 — BUILDING MY EMPIRE 🥂 I created Cookout 3.0, which originally had four members. I also formed Baddies: Kovazia Chapter 1, consisting of: Amanda, Tori, Desh Josh, and me. Unfortunately, Amanda and Josh could not stand each other, so Amanda left. Tori was giving nasty, silent energy and barely spoke, so that alliance was basically dead on arrival. After that, we created The Stakeout and brought Bryan into the mix. We agreed that Ralts and Owen would be our first targets. Meanwhile, some dumb bitch tried putting me into a set, but—as usual—it flopped. Next! DAY 3 — LETTING THE GIRLS FIGHT ⚔️ I laid back a little this day and watched everything develop. The sets floating around were: Josh / Tone Amanda / Wes I had been working pretty well with both Josh and Tone, while Wes was sending me the blandest messages imaginable. Naturally, I voted for the other set. I already knew my sister Amanda was a bad bitch who would do whatever was necessary to send Wes home. The vote ended up splitting between Wes and Tone, but lil bro Tone did his thing and survived. DAY 4 — THE QUEEN GETS HER NOMS 👑 I woke up happy because my tits looked bigger, so I already knew it was going to be a productive day. Then my sister Josh brought me some tea: Guib had allegedly been telling people that I started a set. I immediately called that bitch downstairs and exposed her in front of the entire house. I made it very clear that whenever I want to start a set, I will announce it publicly and proudly. I do not need to whisper behind anybody’s back. Since she wanted to run her mouth about me, I told the house to nominate Guib and Akshar. Akshar had not spoken to me the entire season and was clearly working with the opposite side anyway. And just like that, the queen got exactly the nominations she wanted. DAY 5 — BREAKING UP THE POWER DUO 💥 The next day, Amanda and Josh were still arguing over who was the hottest twink in the house. Three sets were created: Icon / Josh Lover / Poof Tori / Amanda The house was clearly divided, so The Stakeout decided it was time to break up Tori and Amanda. They had received the top blog scores, and keeping them together would have been dangerous. I also knew my sister Amanda was a bad bitch. Being nominated would only give her more screen time, more attention, and another opportunity to prove herself. So I went through with the plan. And, as expected, she did exactly what needed to be done. Part 2 coming soon