Feeling Defeated.
Cocoa
Can't find a job still...running out of money with not a lot of ways to generate income. :/ Like I haven't even been able to find a job as a server in NYC. Wtf is this.
Cocoa
Can't find a job still...running out of money with not a lot of ways to generate income. :/ Like I haven't even been able to find a job as a server in NYC. Wtf is this.
Tonight, I will be hosting my first Kovaze Poker Tournament! One entry per person. Duplicates will be deleted. Copy: " ! card ! card ! card ! card ! card " Remove the spaces. I will update the blog with the rankings according to the standard poker ranking system. Five of a Kind Royal Flush Straight Flush Four of a Kind Full House Flush Straight Three of a Kind Two Pair One Pair High Card Top 5 advance to Round 3. Round 2 Closes after everyone submits. Winner after 3 rounds will win a gift! Still Playing: pens87leafs11 - Pair Of 10s - Queen Kicker PadamPadam Pair of 10s Jack Kicker shrimp - Pair of 9s inbadlands - Pair of 3s Ralts023 - Ace High yawnha Jane GhostTown ---- Eliminated ---- cullenistehbest 10 High - Thank you for playing! starrydash - Queen High - Thank you for playing!
Sam
Who are yall rooting for??
Sam
Cyberous
Yummy yummy
La verdadera pelea es política en oculto se despliega https://youtu.be/KEDJPUCMPQU?si=QSH5zzTyySVSJBO7
starrydash
just like actually did it for the first time and is there a way to like push the stars down without screwing it up or am I only able to do that on computer
Tonight, I will be hosting my first Kovaze Poker Tournament! One entry per person. Duplicates will be deleted. Copy: " ! card ! card ! card ! card ! card " Remove the spaces. I will update the blog with the rankings according to the standard poker ranking system. Five of a Kind Royal Flush Straight Flush Four of a Kind Full House Flush Straight Three of a Kind Two Pair One Pair High Card Top 10 advance to Round 2. Round 1 Closes at 18:30 KVT. Winner after 3 rounds will win a gift! Rankings for Round 1: 1) cullenistehbest 3 Queens 2) starrydash Pair of 8's Ace Kicker 3) PadamPadam Pair of 8s Queen-Jack Kicker 4) pens87leafs11 Pair of 8s Queen Kicker 5) yawnha Pair of 7's 6) shrimp Pair of 2's 7) Jane Ace High 8) GhostTown King High 9) inbadlands Queen High 10) Ralts023 10-High ----- Eliminated -----
bim
PosterBoy
Outgoing. Bubbly. And Fun.
Sin
I've been thinking a lot about the structure of the games on this website. We have Fast Games, Slow Games, and then it jumps to Celebrities and ends there. Recently I've been entertaining the idea of a new tier of games ABOVE slow games (I guess for now we're calling them special games). Celebrities in some sense is a special game. The idea is that they would run once a month on a rotation: January: Big Brother February: Survivor March: The Challenge April: Kovaze's Drag Race (These are just examples!!!) etc... Celebrities could be weaved in once a month during the down-time of these games. For example, Jan would be 3 weeks of BB, 1 week of Celebrities. Feb would be 3 weeks of Survivor, 1 week of Celebrities. etc. Goal would be to have around three games of each type per year (asides from Celebrities). I also like the idea of players being able to draft and/or bet on users in these special games. Let me know what you think of this potential format for our website moving forward :)
Sin
I will pay to promote this site very soon during this BB season. But first I have to replace Frenzy and release a new slow BB game because the last time we did a promo, all the new users joined and the frenzy community kept giving them 13th :(
Sam
I’ll tag a user I used to have beef with, and then I’ll give an update on where we stand today. 25 points - metropolis #daddygate I have had this user blocked for months, and I hope they are locked up behind bars now. 50 points - sprite one time I was cancelled for being friends with #frostbite and was told we deserve each other. I consider her a dear friend and sister to this day but feel we never fully recovered from that fight. 75 points - tisha I used to hate this user for being a corrupt pig and bully but really I misunderstood her and see now why she is so beloved on here. She truly is the best user on kovaze and im so glad to have her in my life. kisses beni so much xxxx 100 points - poof and I didn’t get along at first because he casually says the n word, and that kind of language is not okay with me. However after a few months I learned that poof and I are cut from the same cloth and that’s my literal fucking 1 and I would die for him (my hitta) 125 points - ohemgee and I had a beef once because I thought she killed her cats. Then we worked it out in a frenzy and we queened out. One of the funniest users on kovaze easily. 150 points - posterboy reported me and got me banned because I asked him about his sexuality. Someone I considered a brother. I think he's fine, but our friendship died that day. 175 points - jane called me a misogynist because I made a joke about my wife that I love and respect very much. While Jane does not appreciate my humor, I think she is a very nice person and one of the few good souls on tengaged. I just wish she would value me the way I value her. 200 points - legend I used to bully this piece of shit for obviously being JesseM for months and months, and turns out I was 100% right! Rest in piss Jesse.
Welcome back to Episode 7 of Pokémon Spoons - Kanto Edition! I gave you all a big break since none of you wanted to plus Episode 6 (or participate...yall let pikachu die??? good!) Anywho.. there should've been 8 eliminations, but due to low participation, 10 Pokémon did not receive their spoons.. Here they are.. Pikachu starrydash ❌ Raichu Glaceon ❌ Clefable YanderTron21 ❌ Ninetales Metropolis ❌ Jigglypuff KaliMinaj ❌ Wigglytuff Wigglytuff ❌ Dewgong Icon ❌ Starmie tadnuggets ❌ Lapras AlakazamKing ❌ Vaporeon Raava ❌ There goes there shot at the 2000 Koinz Package! Anywhoooo lets jump into this final 10! TODAY, POKEMON WILL NEED THREE (3) SPOONS TO ADVANCE. THE EPISODE WILL END WHEN 8 POKEMON ARE SAVED OR THE EPISODE HITS 24 HOURS! (you may not save your Pokémon) Let's welcome in the finalist! Bulbasaur Cherry 🥄🥄 Charmander Connor 🥄 Squirtle Shinx Butterfree AngieKStan 🥄🥄 Oddish hausofkimchi 🥄 Gloom Mochalatte 🥄 Growlithe jessiejedi 🥄 Victreebel Marquis Jynx Fiji 🥄 Mew Nettles 0/8 Pokémon Advancing GOOOO! Fallen Pokémon: 11th: Pikachu (starrydash) 12th: Raichu (Glaceon) 13th: Clefable (YanderTron21) 14th: Ninetales (Metropolis) 15th: Jigglypuff (KaliMinaj) 16th: Wigglytuff (Wigglytuff) 17th: Dewgong (Icon) 18th: Starmie (tadnuggets) 19th: Lapras (AlakazamKing) 20th: Vaporeon (Raava) Day5- 21st: Sandshrew (Mileena) 22nd: Vulpix (LEXEY) 23rd: Arcanine (Miami) 24th: Alakazam (Mint) 25th: Geodude (Venom) 26th: Gengar (Spikedcurley) 27th: Eevee (Ethan) 28th: Articuno (Atlas) Day4- 29th: Pidgeot (JonJ) 30th: Rapidash (Oren) 31st: Horsea (KnowUh) 32nd: Staryu (Jordan) 33rd: Ditto (Ralts023) 34th: Flareon (casayo) Day3- 35th: Charizard 36th: Beedrill 37th: Ekans 38th: Vileplume 39th: Venomoth 40th: Meowth 41st: Poliwag 42nd: Voltorb 43rd: Cubone 44th: Hitmonchan 45th: Koffing 46th: Jolteon 47th: Snorlax 48th: Zapdos 49th: Dratini 50th: Mewtwo Day2- 51st: Ivysaur 52nd: Venusaur 53rd: Charmeleon 54th: Wartortle 55th: Blastoise 56th: Caterpie 57th: Pidgeotto 58th: Arbok 59th: Dugtrio 60th: Psyduck 61st: Machamp 62nd: Ponyta 63rd: Slowbro 64th: Magnemite 65th: Magneton 66th: Seel 67th: Muk 68th: Gastly 69th: Onix 70th: Krabby 71st: Kingler 72nd: Marowak 73rd: Rhyhorn 74th: Kangaskhan 75th: Scyther 76th: Magikarp 77th: Gyarados 78th: Porygon 79th: Aerodactyl 80th: Moltres 81st: Dragonair 82nd: Dragonite Day1- 83rd: Metapod 84th: Weedle 85th: Kakuna 86th: Pidgey 87th: Rattata 88th: Raticate 89th: Spearow 90th: Fearow 91st: Sandslash 92nd: Nidoran♀ 93rd: Nidorina 94th: Nidoqueen 95th: Nidoran♂ 96th: Nidorino 97th: Nidoking 98th: Clefairy 99th: Zubat 100th: Golbat 101st: Paras 102nd: Parasect 103rd: Venonat 104th: Diglett 105th: Persian 106th: Golduck 107th: Mankey 108th: Primeape 109th: Poliwhirl 110th: Poliwrath 111th: Abra 112th: Kadabra 113th: Machop 114th: Machoke 115th: Bellsprout 116th: Weepinbell 117th: Tentacool 118th: Tentacruel 119th: Graveler 120th: Golem 121st: Slowpoke 122nd: Farfetch'd 123rd: Doduo 124th: Dodrio 125th: Grimer 126th: Shellder 127th: Cloyster 128th: Haunter 129th: Drowzee 130th: Hypno 131st: Electrode 132nd: Exeggcute 133rd: Exeggutor 134th: Hitmonlee 135th: Lickitung 136th: Weezing 137th: Rhydon 138th: Chansey 139th: Tangela 140th: Seadra 141st: Goldeen 142nd: Seaking 143rd: Mr. Mime 144th: Electabuzz 145th: Magmar 146th: Pinsir 147th: Tauros 148th: Omanyte 149th: Omastar 150th: Kabuto 151st: Kabutops
Connor
What would be your ideal scenario for mini rotation in games? (I.e no back to back etc). I’m not talking about the mini games rotating in and out, more so how often they’re playable in a game. Curious of people’s opinions.
Sprite
shrimp
the dissertations people were writing to get elected to the Kouncil, only for it to swiftly die after 75% of the site got mad about a collage being suggested
Sprite
playing #TexsTrepidation and i think i am the most chaotic person to ever grace the mansion, unintentionally. so kovaze, i am a faithful. it is round 1. everyone sat silent during the first mission for hours, without strategising. so i decided to take initiative and advise how we should complete the challenge best, as a team. i asked everyone to contribute and provide any further ideas, which could help us complete the challenge. i was then accused of being a traitor by 3 people for my challenge suggestion. (literally the only suggestion, may i add, no one else bothered still and my suggestion then made us pass the challenge successfully). THEN, I found out that a certain player, was being extremely deceptive and sneaky behind closed doors and very fake. i have now called them out at the round table for being a traitor. i am probably going to be murdered for finding a traitor round 1. one thing about #TornadoTisha is that she will hit every game she plays. i am probably forgetting quite a lot that i've done but i'm sure sexytex can provide some further details. #TishaWeekOneTexTrepiditation #FirstAndOnlyWeek #Faithful
PadamPadam
Spend half the day in accident and emergency but we move
unfortunate
Chest Day ✅ Haircut ✅ Day off ✅ Brunch ✅ Dinner ✅
AngieKStan
HA! STUPID! The person who says the SWEETEST thing about me gets a gift.
First 8 to comment get to play Rules: The objective in this game is avoid having your name written down at tribal. This season, Receiving 3 votes in anyway will result in your elimination, this will be the case even at the final 2. In turns you will roll your !dice, and whatever it lands on will be your fate: 1: Receive a vote. 1 vote to yourself 2: Vote someone out. 1 vote to another player 3: Connor 's Rigged challenge. 2 votes to yourself 4: Mochalatte 's extra vote. 2 votes to another player 5: Skinny 's and Tisha 's favorite. Remove a vote from yourself. 6: Special Event - Reroll the dice, and unleash a positive or negative event. SPECIAL EVENTS 1. Angiekstan 's IDOL. Remove all votes from yourself, another player, or skip your turn. (You dont keep it) 2. Ethan 's BLOCK A VOTE. Remove a vote from anyone in the game, or skip your turn. (You dont keep it) 3. Marwane 's LOYALTY. Remove a vote from a different player and apply it to yourself. 4. Ironmuffin 's REVENGE. Remove a vote from yourself or another player, and apply it to a different player, or skip your turn. 5. MrsChloeKayCecci 's MUSICAL NUMBER. Cancel one next future vote you receive. 6. Miami 's QUIT. You feel the season is rigged and quit the game. Winner will receive 300 Koinz
Justini
🏠 MAKEOVER 3 🏠 I want to welcome everyone to your second makeover! Sadly, last episode we saw velour get eliminated, they will be missed! ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ This weeks episode is the KITCHEN renovation! Our special guest judge for this episode is Jordan! CHALLENGE: 🥂 SMEG🥂 For this renovation, I wanted the designers to include the iconic Smeg fridge in their design! Now to the makeovers.... akaliuchis ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ bosslady ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ brat ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ camell22 ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ Dailyicon ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ dougribeiro ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ fiji ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ gabs ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ maris ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ nora ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ raai ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ spacelab ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ WHO ARE YOU ROOTING FOR? #THEBLOCK2
Fire
I’ve mentioned this idea before, but I still think it could make for a really fun slow game (and a great throwback to an underrated reality show.) A game inspired by Solitary would offer an interesting mix of randomness, strategy, endurance, and skill. The basic premise of the show was that contestants were isolated in small rooms and subjected to a series of unpredictable challenges and punishments. These tasks gradually affected their comfort and quality of life, testing how long they were willing — or able — to continue. Contestants could be eliminated for failing a challenge, or they could choose to quit by pressing a button. Here’s how I imagine it translating into a slow game on Kovaze: Each game would have around 10–15 players, with day changes occurring every 12 hours. During each day change, players could face: - A minigame that determines safety, elimination, or an advantage. - A longer task or punishment that runs throughout the day. - A random pop-up event that rewards quick reactions—or punishes players who are too slow. For example, a task might be: - “Press this button as many times as possible. The player who presses it the fewest times will be eliminated. The button resets every 72 minutes.” - “At a random point during this day change, a button will appear. The last player to click it will be eliminated.” Some pop-ups could also award safety, advantages, or protection in an upcoming challenge. The format could create a lot of tension because players would never know exactly when something might happen or what kind of challenge they would face next. Some rounds would reward skill, others would reward activity and attentiveness, and a few could come down to pure luck. The last player standing wins. Sin :3