I will put you into bed and call your work pretending to be your doctor saying you can't come into work but still give you pay. If they say no, I will threaten them.
Aww where do you work? I work in a basement sewing together Nike sweatshirts. They pay me $4/hr and I get a free lunch! Tomorrow is mouse meat monday... yum!
Venom No we're not unionized... I only get free lunches because the other workers trap the mice and cook them over the exposed radiator. Don't tell our bosses though, they might start charging us.
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I will put you into bed and call your work pretending to be your doctor saying you can't come into work but still give you pay. If they say no, I will threaten them.
NicoRobin I used all my paid sick days already this year :( bereavement perhaps? Would u like to pretend to be a dead relative 🥺
Aww where do you work? I work in a basement sewing together Nike sweatshirts. They pay me $4/hr and I get a free lunch! Tomorrow is mouse meat monday... yum!
siteoc that is so awesome for you! I assume you’re unionized because aint not way my employer would give me free lunch’s!
Venom No we're not unionized... I only get free lunches because the other workers trap the mice and cook them over the exposed radiator. Don't tell our bosses though, they might start charging us.
My dad was burnt too. Into ash even.
Dakota was this before or after he fell down the stairs
Venom after, as a result of.