Baddies Season 1 Episode 3

“Sunrise Stunt, Satin Mitts, Street Evictions” Cold Open (0:00): Front gate cam. Two roller suitcases thump down the steps. A mullet wig sails like a disgraced seagull. Someone yells, “LEAVE THE HOT PLATE!” Another voice: “AND THE RING LIGHT!” A door slams, confetti pops, and the house chants, “BYE—BYE—BYE!” Freeze-frame on a wig snagged on the mailbox → 12 HOURS EARLIER. 1) Sunrise Stunt (6:03 AM) — The Garment Bag Duel The mystery garment bag is opened on the roof. It’s a neon catsuit with built-in lace hood—half angel, half gym class delinquent. Bxran: “Obviously mine.” Wow Platinum: “Return to sender if it’s not HD.” Kemi announces a civilized tiebreaker: The Install Race—edges laid, lashes on, catsuit zipped. First to finish gets it. Timer starts. Wow Platinum locks the ring light like she’s docking a spaceship. Bxran commandeers the sunrise for cheekbone rights. harajuku passes out Satin Mitts™ (house rule for safe hands). ICameron whispers, “This is cinema.” It escalates fast (funny, non-graphic): A comb flicks. A band pops. Bxran and Wow do a double ponytail clinch—both hands high, satin mitts on, heels skidding like tap dancers on a prayer. The ring light wobbles like a confused halo. A single lash takes flight, lands on Pavard’s shoulder—he bows like it knighted him. Death strides in with a silk pillowcase like a referee flag. “Break.” He slides it between their hands; the satin squeak is louder than the birds. They release. The crowd boos and claps at the same time. Result: Tie. Runaways proposes co-custody of the catsuit. Wow gets it daytime; Bxran gets it nights. Both hate it. Episode says “delicious.” 2) Kitchen Court (10:28 AM) — The Great Snack Sting Naughty Nacho sets a trap: a decoy bag of hot fries dusted with glitter. “Touch it, sparkle-snitch yourself.” xcharliex goes live (despite last episode’s no-post probation), whispering: “He’s setting bait—comment 🧡 if I should sample.” Chomp. He’s tagged in glitter like a disco raccoon. Kemi slams her clipboard: “Contempt of content court!” Gagaluv: “It’s giving snack felony.” Shouting turns slapstick: Naughty Nacho waves tongs like castanets. xcharliex fan-flips a wig stand like a folding chair—Frostbite snatches it midair and uses it as a microphone: “Order!” harajuku gasps, “Not the mannequin scalp!” and clutches her bows. Mini-melee (comedic, safe): Nacho lunges, xcharliex sidesteps; they do a chaotic do-si-do around the island. Satin mitts on, they end up in a mutual hoodie-hood grip, turning in circles like a kitchen Roomba. Josh spritzes rose water, Pavard places a pot lid between them like a dinner-plate peace treaty. Standoff. Mess. Zero injuries. Maximum glitter. 3) Bathroom Blowout (1:12 PM) — The Caption Crime Returns xcharliex uploads the glitter fiasco anyway with the caption: “Caught in 4K: Snack Judas.” Phones ding around the house. An ex comments eyes emoji. Peace dissolves like setting spray. Wow Platinum corners Bxran at the mirror: “Your little sidekick is leaking our plot.” Bxran: “He’s not my sidekick; he’s chaos with Wi-Fi.” Grab-n-Go (funny, non-graphic): Mirror fog, hairspray drift. Wow taps Bxran’s ponytail like a door knocker; Bxran answers with a two-count lace band tug—legal under No-Nape Rule. They shuffle, satin mitts squeaking, both refusing to let the other get a clean look at the mirror. Death slides by, lowers the ring light brightness like dimming house lights at a theater fight. Frostbite deadpans, “Intermission.” 4) House Meeting (3:00 PM) — The Vote Nobody Survives Cute Kemi convenes Emergency Edge Council. Agenda: xcharliex breaking probation & leaking footage. Naughty Nacho weaponizing glitter and the kitchen. General disrespect for Satin Mitts’ peace. Speeches: xcharliex: “The audience deserves transparency—and angles.” Naughty Nacho: “The house deserves untainted hot fries.” Gagaluv: “I deserve a mic.” (grabs a whisk) “Thank you.” Runaways: “Sanity!” AngiekStan: “Stickers!” Vote: By sticker and shout. It’s brutal and democratic. Result: EVICT xcharliex (for leaks) Naughty Nacho (for glitter assault & culinary terrorism) xcharliex (confessional): “Iconic of them to fear me.” Nacho (confessional): “I leave…but the seasoning remains.” 5) The Pack-Out (4:10 PM) — Street Evictions The girls move like a drill team. Operation: OUT OUT. harajuku carefully zips xcharliex’s wigs into garment bags—then tapes them shut with kawaii stickers that read “BYEEE.” Gagaluv tosses ring lights onto the lawn like soft discus. AngiekStan labels a cardboard box “INFLUENCER REGRETS.” Pavard stacks tripods in a polite, symmetrical pyramid because balance matters. Frostbite places the battery packs on top, “So they won’t overheat—cold courtesy.” For NaughtyNacho: The group rolls out the hot plate, a tub of queso, and the cursed mullet on top like a dessert. Josh tapes a note: “Community snacks are not warfare.” Death opens the door with the gravitas of a judge. “Time.” xcharliex tries to stall with a selfie. Wow Platinum photobombs while pointing to the street. Bxran holds the door like a bouncer. The suitcases clack down the steps to a beat. Runaways DJs Beyoncé’s “Irreplaceable” instrumental (legal reasons) and everyone sings “to the left” off-key but spiritually correct. Curbside shots: Glitter trail on the sidewalk like evidence tape. A hot fry perched on the mullet like a flag. TatianaRun jogging in circles around the pile yelling, “Cardio eviction!” Final shoves: The gate shuts. Chant resumes. xcharliex blows a kiss to his ring light pyramid. Naughty Nacho salutes the hot plate. Streetlights flicker like applause. 6) Aftermath & Almost-Round-Three (6:02 PM) Inside, the victors collapse on the couch. harajuku distributes celebratory bows. Kemi erases “Emergency” from the whiteboard and writes “Maintenance Meeting.” Everyone boos. @Bxran and Wow share a moment—almost nice. Wow: “We did that.” Bxran: “We ate.” Gagaluv: “Speaking of… who has snacks?” Silence. Every head turns to the empty cabinet where Nacho’s stash used to live. Micro-brawl reheated: Four hands reach for one emergency ramen. Satin mitts go on. Pavard slides a spoon between them like a white flag. Laughter bubbles. Fight fizzles. Comedy wins. 7) Tag Confessionals (rapid fire) Kemi: “Evictions processed. Deposits forfeited: ring light dignity.” Death: “House calmer at 40% volume.” Frostbite: “I like my drama chilled. Today was pleasant.” harajuku: “I bow to justice.” Runaways: “We run this house now.” AngiekStan: “I stan due process.” leonardo : “Peace is a hairstyle that fits everyone.” Gagaluv: “If chaos is a currency, I’m rich.” WowPlatinum & Bxran (together): “Next.” Cliffhanger (10:44 PM) — The Re-Entry Twist A text pings the house TV: PRODUCTION: “A Re-Entry Card is hidden somewhere inside. First baddie to find it chooses: let one evictee back… or bring in a new villain.” Camera pans to the glam room vent where a gold envelope peeks out like a shy snake. Three heads turn. Four sets of heels sprint. CUT TO BLACK.