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water into wine ???

Connor_ 2 hours ago16 views

I used to live with this guy who was EXTREMELY religious like to the point where it was teetering into manic episode territory… and one night he asked me to read the Bible with him (he bought me a Bible for my birthday… i know) and i politely declined but I started talking about passages I remembered from childhood including the famous water to wine one!!!! When Jesus really did his big one… and I was like well does the bible say what kind of wine he turned the water into?? LMAOOOOOOOO like I am something of a wine snob so I was naturally curious… so I ask my friend if it was a nice sangria… a moscato perhaps or even a white Zinfandel LMAOOOOO and he looks at me stone cold face and he’s like NO. IT DOES NOT SAY. Like okay sorry!!!! It’s a valid question tho and whenever I hear religious people talk about the Bible im always like hmmmmmm maybe it was a Chardonnay?
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Atlas1 hour ago

irony can prevent a genuine commitment to any idea

Zachbbs1 hour ago

Jesus christ

Zee_2 hours ago

lmao the trolling