whenever I get sushi

from the grocery store I always buy two rolls because I know I need to eat the first roll RIGHT when I get home like omg I can’t help myself… and I know that in the hours that follow I’ll forget about the existence of the second roll and once I remember it’s waiting for me in the fridge I’ll be like OMGGGGGGG LMAOOOOOOOO and I’ll fall to my knees screaming crying throwing up and sobbing thanking myself from three hours prior for being so forward thinking ….