get to know me [nobody asked]

1. graduated high school at 16 [skipped 11th grade]. 25 now [#twinkdeath] 2. have a weiner dog named after figgy from millenials vs gen x [i dmed her a pic of my dog saying i named the dog after her and she blocked me bc she found it offensive] 3. latino and queer 4. first in my family to graduate from college (and speak english) with a full ride to both undergrad and grad school [starting business school in 3 months] 5. i met my british husband thru dead by daylight tiktok [INSANE?!?!?] 6. i've built software some of y'all use in your daily life [not the simulations bitch.] 7. i stayed in the most haunted hotel room in the U.S. by accident 8. i used to run a cringy pop girl newspaper column while at college 9. i spent 49 days in the hospital in 2023 from strep throat almost killing me [it was very camp bc all i could watch on the tv was hoarders or nature documentaries] --> the bronte d'acquisto episode healed me 10. i worked for and met hillary clinton during college in like 2018