With the double split nom fantasy that has been happening here so far

I was on sniffies right. talking to this guy. next thing i know he sends me twelve of my facebook contacts. I deleted that app quck asf. Celibate from here on out.

sin please add in a gambling addict option that will remove our ability to play grabber, bingo, and raffles to stop us from indulging our worst impulses. thank you

We can all agree that we need Flags back 😌

Kovaze is 90% bottoms. Very few of you have top energy mamas.

And I'll tell you something you've never been told before. willcecci Your nickname gives me feminine vibes. Gabs EITHER THAT CELEBRITY WINS OR THEY CANCEL IT NOW carmencita cerda Daleariel puerca Cristi Que empieces a usar atuendos sin zapatos incluidos! Fairytales YOU'RE PROVIDING REAL CONTENT ON BLOGS, QUEEN!

Free drinks from Nick for this lovely news

BIM'S NEXT TOP ! Taking applications now 🫦 pot ledom !

that i do not have a sugar mommy / daddy / non binary parent who buys me cute outfits so I can wear them. applications are therefore open via email, i ll be happy to be spent money on 💋 xoxo

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is it bannable to ask for a ban on blogs. that's a bit too North Korea for me. Kovazia needs to have public forums for callouts otherwise MessyJ would still be here.

Just saw my bitch angiekstan got 7th in the morning frenzy. Not surprised 😭😭

(get ready for a rambly block of text. i am NOT separating this out or editing it to make it an easier read. GET OVER IT!) so i came back from getting mcdonalds hoping to play endurance arena and saw it was down. since it was gone, it seemed people were filling race so then i joined that but we were stuck at like 13/14 people for forever so i joined hysteria which had five inactives. during the hystiera, motherfart says arena is back so i rush to join thinking it'll be endurance. it isn't. race also starts around this time so now i'm prioritizing that over hysteria and praying the arena just doesn't fill for a while. now, sirvivor and i are fighting for our lives going from doing great to horrible to great to horrible each round and barely surviving while i'm also fighting to get through hysteria now that it's just the active players left. THEN ARENA STARTS and i'm just like "oh fuck that" especially bc the first comp is holey which not only do i already hate but it's also TWO MINUTES and i can't stop playing the other two games for that long. so sirvivor and i suck at balloons or whatever the final 3 comp was and we're sure we're going home and then bam we're in chain pop finale. all the while i had just become final 4 hoh and made the decision to keep my gamelong rival bosslady safe and split up the dangerous and dastardly duo of yandertron21 and m2thamax. after i made that choice the final hoh comp was revealed to be DEAL OR NOT DEAL! i LOCK in to chain pop really quick and randomly get like 12k which if you know me is way high for me and i can afford a helicopter for some reason so i'm like oh okay hell yeah and then i go over to play deal and get a horrible case. Bosslady wins final hoh and i SEE I WON RACE WITH SIRVIVOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so then i RUN to play the comp in arena (match????) because lovely humans glaceon and loco handed me the golden star each round where i saved 0 and when i'm done with that comp i see I WON RACE AND VAL TOOK ME TO FINAL 2 IN HYSTERIA. i continue ARENAING and then see i WIN THE HYSTERIA 4-3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i managed to make it to the end of the arena by fighting for my life and clicking two more correct balloons than josh. loco ends up winning the arena and i'm left here blogging about the kovazian triathalon i just ran

I'm having a terrible week and my slightly late start is proving that but I WANT THIS MORE THAN AIR!!!! PLEASE GOD!!!!! I AM SO DESPERATE FOR THESE KOINZ AND POINTS MORE THAN ANYTHING IVE EVER NEEDED I NEED THIS PLEAse PELASE please please please my life and millions of others lives are in your hands if you dont vote to save cold

Jdaddy has so much more sex appeal to me than jtee #randomtuesdaythoughts

Thanks for the support, Kovaze! I’ll probably need your help again soon 💕 love you all

Tengaged had a lot of white gay boys pretending to be black women but one demo that Kov has that tengaged didn’t; koreaboos and asian fishers. where did they all come from? and where did our gay men cosplaying black women go? what ever happened to tradition?

If you aren’t a part of these gifts, post your name below. I will at least pick 1 person per shop

After a shocking eviction resulted in Gabs becoming the first member of the #ASBB2 jury, the houseguests prepared for another twist. This week, TWO more houseguests would be evicted and sent to the jury. The HOH will nominate three houseguests and only one would survive. Before they could participate in the competition, Cristi took out her anger on Glitter. This was surprising to Glitter, who replied that she voted to save Cristi’s sister Gabs. Cristi called Glitter stupid for only knowing English, and Glitter replied that she knows English Spanish and Mandarin. Cristi pussy stormed out of the kitchen and told the house that the only language Glitter speaks is sucking dick. With this incredibly powerful HOH up for grabs, all houseguests were eligible to compete. In the PROJECT AMA-DNA HOH competition, it was JADED who correctly identified the most pairs of morphed houseguests in the fastest time. Jaded wasted no time making his three nominations. He nominated Glitter, JennaMarbles, and LeQuishaQ for eviction. He stated that he felt that all three of them were prioritizing others over him. The 3 nominees hugged and cried, hoping they could still survive the week. All houseguests except for the HOH were allowed to participate in the POWER OF VETO competition. They played ASBB JEOPARDY! Many houseguests struggled with this competition. Benopolis, LeQuishaQ, and Cristi scored between -1000 and -2600. JennaMarbles scored zero. It came down to three houseguests, and ultimately GLITTER won the POWER OF VETO with a score of $6200. Glitter removed herself from the block, and Jaded named CRISTI as his final nominee. With Jenna “Cookie” Marbles, LQ, and the Beauty Pussy Cristi on the block, all three nominees had one houseguest in their corner to stay. The votes came in slowly. By a vote of 2-1-1…. CRISTI was SAFE. This meant that LeQuishaQ (8th) and JennaMarbles (7th) would become the second and third jurors. LQ left the house being disappointed with longtime friend Tisha for not voting to save her. Cookie also left being upset with Tisha about something idk. Did the houseguests make the right choice in saving Cristi? We’ll find out next week. The final 6 is here. With 4 more evictions until we crown a WINNER, anything could happen. Follow along in the viewers lounge https://discord.gg/Kz7GG8Y5F The Final 6: Benopolis Cristi Glitter Hwest14 Jaded Tisha The Jury: 1. Gabs 2. LeQuishaQ 3. JennaMarbles

(I’m high sorry this is long but if u read it, real as fuck) Since I’ve made it into the Celebs house™️, I figured it would be cool to reintroduce myself to y’all! In the early days of Kovaze, my presence was probably a bit more felt. These past few months, I’ve been a lot busier with stuff in my personal life so I haven’t been as actively involved in the community. There has been a lot of chatter about this cast lacking Kovaze dot com Celebrities™️ (idk what that means), so I just had to make sure y’all ain’t got it twisted. I’m here to play! That said, I am Chazz, a cool-ass 26 year old Creole dude from Louisiana. As long as anyone can remember, I’ve always been one of those personalities that was too big to be contained. I’ve always had a wildly insatiable curiosity, I started reading before I was 2 years old, and by the time I was in pre-K I was in gifted and engaging in conversation at a level far beyond my years. Add in the untreated ADHD, and we had a recipe for disaster! By the time I was 10 and in middle school, I’d discovered Big Brother and Survivor. These immersive games of social chess scratched an itch in my brain that I’d spent years trying to get relieved of. After getting to know the dynamics of the game, the natural next step was to play them. In my daily life, I was this know-it-all nerd who also happened to be this chatty social butterfly. Every quality my peers (and even friends) picked on me for, I realized they weren’t able to process childhood jealousy of. I was this kid who never had to study, was able to pick up an instrument and play it, could make friends with a wall, and got to leave campus every week to go to a different school for the gifted program. In the most humble way possible, I’ve been blessed from the day I was born and it took me a long time to understand that. My point in that backstory: when I was that kid trying to understand interacting with other kids who were also trying to understand, I looked up online Big Brother games and found Tengaged. I won’t get into all the specifics of that era, but at its core, I found an outlet to interact with people and play these games of social chess. Not only play them, but excel at them. I was able to find likeminded people of my age (redacting those who pretended to be) and connect on a mutual interest. It was always my secret guilty pleasure. As I got older and became more popular with my peers in real life, I spent less time on these sites. By the time I graduated high school, I’d completely left these online games behind. I don’t exactly remember how I found Kovaze dot com, but somehow in October I did. Signing up was honestly just this little nostalgic giggle for me; I thought I’d play a couple games and that’d be it. But it also found me at a time where I’m reconnecting with my inner child, myself, and the things I love. Part of that for me has been getting back into music. I’ve been working on an album for the last couple years (almost done wooo!) and writing these songs has led me on this big, introspective journey. In a weird way, this has been another way I’ve gotten back in touch with my inner child. Reconnecting with friends from the old sites and meeting some new friends I really fuck with was something I needed! Although I’ve been busy with work, music, and just hanging with people in my day-to-day, I am really excited to play this game. I haven’t been as active on here as I was months ago, but I’m happy to slide thru and remind y’all who Chazz is. Hope I can be a Kovaze dot com Celebrity™️ when this is all said and done 🥹

REMOVE WEIGHTLIFTING Sin. The people want answers! You've removed challenges for glitches before. It's proven cheatable, and you're obviously aware because I reported my glitch and you removed the score from hall of Fame, but now the HoF is littered with scores that were all cheats. Like I am an honest person and still out here scoring 2460 every time despite knowing the loophole, but others are exploiting it, and how is that fair to the people who are legitimately good and lose to cheating on purpose?

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I’m ready to serve drama for you guys. If anyone can help me subtitle a video in English (maybe using AI), I’d love to make one spilling some tea for you all.