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CJVIVOR 18: GUATAPÉ - ROOKIES VS. REDEMPTION
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listening to people talk abt weddings
is literally a form of torture for me . Like yes maybe I’m just miserable and single but i truly cannot stand it LMAOOOOO like if I got captured by jigsaw and find myself in the next saw movie it would be me surrounded by endless tiktok content of millennial and Gen Z brides talking about where they placed the flowers at their reception or how they chose bridesmaids’ dresses or “omg here are 10 things i would have done differently for my wedding as a 2025 bride” or “omg my photographer totally messed up my first look with the groomsmen photo im so disappointed” like LMAOOOOOOOOOOO shoot me shoot me shoot me shoot me just shoot me i can’t handle it . It has the same energy as posting on linkedin I can’t explain and will not elaborate just STFU PLEASE
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i literally say this all the time. im NOT going to spend tens of thousands of dollars to have the most embarrassing day of my life ??? KISS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE ??? NO THANK YOU!!! rather take a fraction of that $$$ and just go on a nice elopement vacation!
Weddings are for women and gays
I absolutely loved my wedding day. Since I'm currently divorced, I'd probably never get married again though
its gonna by okay love.
Bagel be
Bagel this is why ure in charge of planning ours x
Connor_ this is so beautiful
okay but would you be my date to a wedding?
Cherry duh open bar ?!
Connor_ yes, I'll get us a Lyft home